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^^our newest sinophile :)
by Speedhump
Jul 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 937762

the freaks come out at night..... :D
by Speedhump
Jul 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Commuter's Diary
Replies: 65
Views: 8520

:lol: Thats more like it. We'll try your car first... 8) R U sponsoring the fines? @SH: You see Speedhump, she starts fighting already! She's driving and I have to take out my walllet. Oh nooo :lol: @Leda: Are you putting off your responsibilities already after some hardtalk? 8) dammit Robster, you...
by Speedhump
Jul 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Commuter's Diary
Replies: 65
Views: 8520

^^^^better stay away from Dutchie's space cake, he seems a bit wild tonight.... :king:
by Speedhump
Jul 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 937762

I love your cake. It's better than smoking any day ;)
by Speedhump
Jul 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 937762

Red Chief wrote:
Speedhump wrote:No choice now but to put the gun in my mouth and end it all.... :( :(

May I help you?


Only by following suit (oh, before me).
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Summer plans
Replies: 59
Views: 7048

wishmaster wrote:
Hulahula wrote:A month off in Thailand, relaxing at the beach house with an ice-cold Singha beer and my missus at my side :)


I also plan for phuket island but because of swine flu I drop my plan do you have any info about swine flue in there? Is it safe to travel Thailand this time?


wussy.
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Summer plans
Replies: 59
Views: 7048

:D. Hey, you calling me extinct? :scratch: Not yet. We found a late example so we can all have another look at you: in awe... :D http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e157/afterhours18/Dodo_bird.jpg God SH, you were pretty back then. You know where I put the shooter, right? :wink: No, I know you, with ...
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Summer plans
Replies: 59
Views: 7048

Hey dodof*cker! :glasses7:
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Dubai's Great Romances
Replies: 5
Views: 2111

....or is it maybe the other way round...?!! :notworthy:
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Social Life in Dubai
Replies: 43
Views: 6298

^^^often serious and doesn't often believe.
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 937762

I'm usually quite progressive, but really not comfortable with that!!! :D :D
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Social Life in Dubai
Replies: 43
Views: 6298

That's OK honey, most people seem to drive like they're blindfolded here anyways.... :sleepy5:
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Do u agree???
Replies: 58
Views: 5932

^^^ever mischievous.
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 937762

It's too radical....brain overload.....!! :cherry:
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Social Life in Dubai
Replies: 43
Views: 6298

I've seen a pic of Puppypup and yea she can definitely pass of for Middle Eastern. you must not think very highly of middle eastern...woman then - no way in hell can she pass for one, at all ???? You certainly put Mid East women on a rather high pedestal eh? Puppy has got a prominent jawline, but v...
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Will I pass as Middle Eastern?
Replies: 90
Views: 34583

Liechtenstein
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Travel Around
Topic: Most boring country
Replies: 63
Views: 25863

I wonder why women don't like it when a man walks to them and say, I just saw you and I really like you and would like to get to know you! What's the reason behind the rejection, fear, arrogance or what?? In my opinion a lot of women would find that too direct. Consider that they might like some id...
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Social Life in Dubai
Replies: 43
Views: 6298

Quit with teh lolcats, kittehs!!! It was an ancent joke anyway. This is funnier....and mostly true, its great being a man!! 101 uses for a man Scientists can now grow synthetic sperm, so do we need men any more? Well, there are a few things they're still good for..... http://www.timesonline.co.uk/to...
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: ...THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Replies: 33
Views: 5459

You're weird.....;)

You can't come on all heavy the moment you met a woman. They just think you're a freak and probably still living with your Mum..... :D

Hey, of course you're not married yet!

Ladies, your views please!
:rr:
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Social Life in Dubai
Replies: 43
Views: 6298

I'm usually quite progressive, but really not comfortable with that!!! :D :D Not comfortable? Then why do I see you mingle hand in hand with them Indians on Thursday night at the workercamps? :lol: Oh yeah, with you jealously lingering on the sidelines waiting for one of them little brown fellas to...
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Social Life in Dubai
Replies: 43
Views: 6298

:D :D Robby, son, I think this was your breakfast today: Put the butter in the microwave for about 20 seconds until it's a fat paste. Mix the hashish with 4/5th of the butter. (heat up the hashish with a lighter and crumble it in the butter). With the rest of the butter your grease the baking form s...
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Commuter's Diary
Replies: 65
Views: 8520

My dear man, today you definitely need to lie down in a darkened room for a while ON YOUR OWN!!! :laughing8: :violent2: :kermit:
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Commuter's Diary
Replies: 65
Views: 8520

All these lonely hearts telling each other how to 'pull' :D I actually think that the women that you chase are the ones that disappoint you. The catching usually doesn't match the excitement and even scariness of the chase. The best are the ones that you just click with straight away, on some level ...
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Social Life in Dubai
Replies: 43
Views: 6298

RobbyG wrote:Shyboy :D

Thats why I'm so exposed here with no shame 'at all' ;)
Get away behind my back you Humprey boy. Don't hide now :D


Exposed? You call yourself Robby and you like Dutch girls bringing lager....:D

Well, Interpol will certainly track you down man.... :D :roll:
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Social Life in Dubai
Replies: 43
Views: 6298

Chief for a self-confessed homophobe you surely make a lot of gay jokes..... I sense a closet longing somewhere.... Your Black Sea dacha 'holiday buddies' are missing you.... http://www.stockholmfilmfestival.se/imagecache/filmpreview/fileadmin/images/film_images/2008/east_west_sex_politics.jpg
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: ...THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Replies: 33
Views: 5459

Thanks for the post Not_Sure. Taking your 'puter disks, haha, you're a bad case of nerd. :) No insult intended...I take 1 laptop, 1 sub notebook, plus external 40 gig hard drive and two thumb drives when I holiday, one with a full system backup and one with data backups. Those travel shisha pipes ar...
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: My summer vacation 2009
Replies: 14
Views: 2206

I really would, but my Mum has them in the UK....there's one studio portrait of me aged about two I guess that even makes me p*ss myself laughing.....
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Show a picture of you when you where a baby...
Replies: 27
Views: 2905

I guess the hotel should take the blame for bad health and safety practises unless the chef didn't follow the rules?

Old yoghurt can be BAAAAD !!! :pukeright:
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Abu Dhabi chef fined $27,000 for out of date yoghurt
Replies: 13
Views: 1364

Re: Raising of the dead...

It's due to DF is dead. The recent thread with the largest participation was about how boring DF is. So I'm not surprised why people dig deeper. A few months later there will be a few post in a week except Attacks of the Clowns. what! im afraid of clowns :cry: So is my daughter. It's called coulrop...
by Speedhump
Jul 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Raising of the dead...
Replies: 30
Views: 3423
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