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DoubleDigit wrote:

Del wrote:

Wednesday Jones wrote:You ate a treadmill for breakfast?

With the hamster still in it?

....the hamsters are on it and it leaves you gasping for more! ( intended puns)

LOL! Just make sure you drink plenty of water...

TheChoosen wrote::D

Very nice Thechoosen, but she didn't even hit 40 yet, not so old

Plus a queen biatch, watch your nuggets!

Yes, it's Easter and I'm at a loss
to believe in the dude on his cross.
But what does it matter,
just whip up the batter,
'cause pancakes just simply are Boss!

Misery is bunking with his cuz.
This year one can't choose what one does.
Your job you must keep,
to rest easy in sleep,
and not to get nicked by the fuzz!

My visa is dear to my heart.
Out from Dubai I don't want to start.
With this great tax-free spend
and my Chinese girlfriend
I simply do not wish to part!

On my forearm I'll open a gash
and go begging for mountains of cash.
It's amazing to me
what one can get for free
just by braving the pain of one slash!

...but if finally it all goes tits-up,
and no money drops into my cup.
I'll hop on a plane,
and jet off to Spain,
and with old English villains I'll sup

...believe it or not, I DO have work to do, back again soon !!! LOL

RobbyG wrote:Again, for fellows like Speedhump;

There is more in the world than a nice set of tits. You twat

LOL @ twat, that's important too! Sorry, was just yanking your chain RG. What's between the ears is as important as what's between the legs (and I'm not talking about 'oral pleasure').

TheChoosen wrote:

But she´s over 40.....

40 Stones?

TheChoosen wrote:

Today....no wife

you have a small desk

As it's now just past midnight I can write the following:


Some say Argie rugby is dirty.
They trip you and tug on your shirty.
But to RedKite's delight
Taffs are starring tonight
when they trounce the Gauchos at five thirty!

On the Al Ain road you'll hear the calls,
shouts of line out, and kicks, rucks and mauls.
Yes it's rugby again,
a sport fit for real men
(that's guys playing with oddly-shaped balls!)

If we're going this route...let me elaborate: Oprah Winfrey: 14.1 stones (1 stone = 6.35kg) BMI: 31.8 (obese) ;) http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/oprah-winfrey-embarrassed-at-weight-gain-1059965.html Do the women of DF really want to go this far with details? Whats your titty on this o...

Del, there are thousands speaking and dressing like 50 cent. Yeah, they're called Americans. How cool would a Chinese or a Serbian or a Brazilian (if you still think I'm attacking Indians) appear with a 50 Cent accent? That would be awful, but, once again, not enough to question their personality. ...

cosmo refuses to quit when he's behind, if you get my drift . I take issue with retarded dwarves who question my grammar. http://209.85.12.231/10805/129/emo/jerkit.gif I also :D 'Contemporaneous with' or 'contemporaneous to', on such small blocks is our civilisation founded..

England's deaf to the referee's whistle,
so they're now chewing not meat but gristle,
and the trophy may go,
as we all now might know,
to those wearing the shamrock or thistle!

'Yellow fever' is surely a curse.
Though I know of a lot that are worse
than lying in bed
being given great head
by a Chink that is dressed as a nurse.

If we are not supposed to eat pork................Why did God make it taste so good! It tastes like tasty. I ate it once by mistake in America, and I knew I was eating tasty when I put it in my mouth. So I spit it out and later found out what it was. Normally I cannot tell the difference between re...

Hi.

Friday, drawbridge up, not going out. I don't like the beaches, pools, malls etc on Friday, really too busy. But then I do get Saturday and Sunday off

Sage I commiserate! Looks like you're the only one then....

Del wrote:JUST been told we have!




And I'm a vicar!

Vicar?? You're shizzing us, right?

China backed Al-Bashir; USA armed the rebels. USA loses, gets angry so - utilising its control over the UN and ICC - wants to charge the Sudan president with crimes against humanity etc. http://209.85.12.231/10805/129/emo/blank.gif http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=viewArticle&code...

Deuteronomy 14:8 And the swine, because it divideth the hoof , yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase. Leviticus 11:7 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted , yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to ...

If we are not supposed to eat pork................Why did God make it taste so good! I believe dog, cat, snake and crocodile will taste good with a bit of salt and pepper. ... you might have to check with a chinese!!!! :lol: Isn't Jesus and God the same thing ? No. Jesus was a man and prophet. that...

'Fancy' buses, end of story!

TheChoosen wrote:

Speedhump wrote:
LOL good point. I guess we shouldn't start on about eating cameltoe though....

Humpy, pls explain, is it a local dish? or a arabic way to prepare camels?

hahahaha....you know more than you say my friend....

uaekid wrote:pigs eats pigs

trolls eat trolls, f*ck off.

If we are not supposed to eat pork................Why did God make it taste so good! It tastes like tasty. I ate it once by mistake in America, and I knew I was eating tasty when I put it in my mouth. So I spit it out and later found out what it was. Normally I cannot tell the difference between re...

We blasted past Kenya tonight
a team that can give quite a fright.
I'll pray to the heav'ns
for a trophy at Sevens
'cause Six Nations is utterly sh*te!