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No, they should do that for Britain.

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Ignore Robby...if it's in black and white he'll probably fall asleep...these Western kids today....

Here's my father's old favourite! I'll bet no-one will know her.....

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Unintelligible

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RobbyG wrote:Djeez, my eyes hurt....color please !!

LOL. It's fun when you play along

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Hi Cap. How are things going down under?

I don't want to talk about cricket

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I see. I didn't say anything like that. What I said was it would for me be better for Britain if our troops left, not better for Afghanistan. I said nothing about finances. I only was talking politically. It was anyway your tag line that had me scratching my head. I would not have bothered to reply ...

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You're from Belarus yes? Be a little careful over there, seriously. You'll stand out like a snowball in a pile of coal. And if you're taking your girlfriend think seriously about her safety. Outside alone she should wear cheap watch, no jewellery, simple clothes/makeup, to avoid attracting muggings....

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I'm too busy to be witty today!

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keep writing (code and forum posts!)

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You're from Belarus yes? Be a little careful over there, seriously. You'll stand out like a snowball in a pile of coal. And if you're taking your girlfriend think seriously about her safety. Outside alone she should wear cheap watch, no jewellery, simple clothes/makeup, to avoid attracting muggings...

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. Hey, you calling me extinct?

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A girl who never wears out her shoes.

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It's from a comedy show called Big Train. It was favourite of mine.

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no, very English accents, like mine, maybe not like the voices ones hears in Yalumba after 3 pm on a Friday

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my bum's a DODO....?

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^^^shaves his legs

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You should have told me.....now I've blown it for good.

No choice now but to put the gun in my mouth and end it all....

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Leda wrote:Wrong!!! I'm not fat!!!

OK so you get through five pairs of cross trainers every year, but your Pedro Garcia's don't even have scuffs on the soles

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dude, the back seat is for making up after fights (even in Dubai, get that 40 pct tint going)

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Hey I wish!

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Hahaha boys, aren't U wonderful!!!))) Thanks God I'm not all what Uve composed here: I loved my Barbies almost as much as climbing trees and fences :roll: , I take my stilettos off when driving though always have my walking clarks with me, family members refrain from communicating to me before I've...

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Misery Called Life wrote:
Leda wrote:Unfortunately THIS IS NOT A DATING FORUM.

That's ok, The forums rules stipulate nothing against a Professional Liason. Go ahead Knock urself out....

:O

Sir, you are impuning a lady's character. I'll have to ask you outside.

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^^^hates me. maybe because I never hit on her

All yours MCL...

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^^^loves to talk about me, and I get called a narcissist LOL....

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Misery Called Life wrote:^^^ Tell SH that and he'd say his Chinese lady love is always close behind

Well I gave her a lot of money to help buy herself an apartment in China so she can make a home. A gift. It was the right thing to do. She may not come back here, I wouldn't blame her.

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^^^Bora, slip her an overdose please!

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Nah he should give it back to whoever he stole it from..

Joke MCL, pure joke, dont shoot me....'

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^^^you're the only one that's sad!

She had a bloody cheek.

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