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It sounds like Russian joke. - May I help you. - No, thanks. I will die myself. True, it's very dark. Hey I see I am starring in the theatre now. Très amusant Chief, I am enjoying your slightly higher quality of posts nowadays. :D I'm sure your appearance is also listed in the programme. Punchinell...

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Glad you enjoyed, 'Reubenesque' is a often-used description of the physique of these soft and comfortable ladies.

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^^^she means she could curl my toes....

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WTF?????

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If she runs a regular virus check on her system, so what?

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HAHA... Old has nothing to do with it! Although Reubens was a painter 'back in the day' (long before me), that liked a bit of surplus skin...... check him out online, you'll probably like him. ;) Speedy you truly are a man of fine taste. I'm devouring the works of Peter Paul Reubens. Amazing Stuff ...

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You two should get a room in the Burj and work it out....

I'm guessing it will end up with one of you dead and the other pregnant....but I'm not guessing which is which....

I'm just playing to the gallery; my rôle in the commedia...don't take me seriously.....

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Red Chief wrote:Envy silently, old hag.

I hate to admit it, but this is probably the most succinct and evil insult I've seen on DF. Bravo.

And Bora dear, you're one 'old hag' that I'd really let stir my cauldron, so no worries.....

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^^would be making sounds new to mankind if I got hold of her....

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Afghan fighters dress in burqas to slip away from Marines in Afghan village. Why should this surprise anyone. After all, these are the same cowardly focks that shoot at our soldiers while they hide behind women and children :cry: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2009/07/07/2009-07-07_taliba...

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Well RB, better to use drones than avoid casualties. REally don't have much of a concept of the advances in technical warfare do you :roll: Yep it's strange, When unmanned rocket bombs were first used in WWII by Germany against the UK, it was thought of as a dirty way to fight. Now it's quite accep...

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Red Chief wrote:Can you recognize the actress on the photo I posted? What do you think about her?

To be frank I rather like actresses with strong personality than Hollywood's dolls.

I can't name her.

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I'm guessing it will end up with one of you dead and the other pregnant....but I'm not guessing which is which.... :shock: First let me just say: :pukeright: If that ever happened you would have to call it a miracle and me Mary Magdeline. The mental picture is awful! :help: :banghead: :D :D :D

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Can you recognize the actress on the photo I posted? What do you think about her? To be frank I rather like actresses with strong personality than Hollywood's dolls. I can't name her. It's Beatrice Dalle, probably more known for you as Betty Blue. She is stunning, enigmatic and dangerous at my poin...

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4 me it became a habit 2 wake up go 2 work make coffee and thats it,, till the lunch... i know its bad and even dont help me 2 b healthy... is it that f i have corroisant and juice is a breakfast or it should be a huge breakfast?? to help burn or watever is the reason A small breakfast is fine, jus...

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Well at least you two are only trashing a crappy thread!

We should ask the OP to rename it 'The Bora and Horror Show'....

...it rhymes when you say it

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^^^back on form!

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We should not just be asking ''should Britain be in Afghanistan", we should be asking "do you think ordinary Afghans should be abandoned and thereby forced to just 'give in' to the Taliban"? Should their women be forced to wear the burqa? Should schools be closed and their daughters ...

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There is NO chance it is as high as 76 per cent . I know a LOT of people who do nothing with computers and do NOT WANT to know!! When I mention visit-the-world.co.uk and the possibilities of earning an income by putting Google Adsense Ads on their own sites, which visitors could click, they go blan...

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One day Medvedev and Obama,
discussed how to make DF calmer.
"Chief and Bora should know,
for a really good show
we prefer fakir and snake charmer!"

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Ithangyow!

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^^^has been missing in action!

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It shows that personality brings people to life, and is the most important part.

The light is inside the lantern you see.

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sage & onion wrote:
Speedhump wrote:Ithangyow!

bethatengish?

Only to native speakers

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sage & onion wrote:Staying here in Dubai soaking up that sunshine.

Oh lucky you!!

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my breakfast is a few black coffees and midwakh .... so i guess i fit the stereotype :roll: A FEW black coffees and dokha....you must be so wired right now!! :shock: I have a quadruple espresso each morning though, so I guess I can't really say anything. That's the only coffee I have all day, and I...

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We know that the US did not have philanthropic aims when they invaded, but now they are there, my question is 'what good can be made to come of it'? Unfortunately you can't just walk into a country ruled by Taliban and say 'Hi, we're the U.N., here's five billion dollars, go plant some whatever, let...

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You are my goddess (well you would have been if you also drank tequila; I know you don't take alcohol)

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