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Good that you woke up. you have been away! what a lame excuse ! :lol: :lol: I take you've been following DF for a rather long, and have only recently started posting? @petra man Listen new boy...why bash chocs when she seems to be the only mod that does anything on this forum? Dumba$$.....

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Chocoholic wrote:Haha cheers SH, and yeah he's already had a PM saying, great way to come onto the forum by p***ing off the mods.

Newbies, can't live with them, can't shoot them. But can edit their posts to say stupid things - hahaa

ENJOY!

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A day late, a dollar short. Nothing like coming it after the damage has been done. How about moving "Feeling Lonely in Dubai" to fight club? I have seen threads moved there for alot less. Seems that the little troll called Scorpion King gets passes. But I sure hope you don't turn into Mot...

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Hi. To spoil the education of kids in international schools (who are to a very large proportion not Muslim) to heighten their 'religious experience' of living in a Muslim country is unnecessary. On the other hand if you are a Muslim then surely you must abide by the religious directions of your gove...

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Nah, stick a fork in me, I'm done

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LOL

I reckon it's either severe bruising or he had a nasty rash in his youth that left it that colour...(or a transplant from a black man)....

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Oi Dutchie, I'm careful where I put mine; judging by your horny beating on all the females here I would say you are more on the risk list

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Metaphorically speaking, get those pricks away from me....

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I can spare about 4 inches and still have 6 left which I guess is enough for anyone.

Or weren't you talking about that...?

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You even get too freeky-deeky for me sometimes

Luv ya really

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You know how it is mate I'm sure, to be blessed...!

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Ok Doctor Rob, you win this one, for once. :joker: But I still think you have some issues 'down there' or why so much to prove with the laydeez ? We just have to uncover them, maybe get one of your potential harem to bed you and get to work with a pen camera and post the results here....I'll work on...

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I'd like you to tell me where you get those pants of yours made...you know, the ones with the third leg down the middle for comfort?

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RobbyG wrote:
Speedhump wrote:You even get too freeky-deeky for me sometimes

Luv ya really

Just for security reasons...you have a woman right?

Enough to keep me away from weirdo's like you!

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^^^would like to see the piercing I had done on holiday?

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Those women do get a hyper inflated sense of importance when their husband is on a good salary here. The 'do you know who I am' syndrome.

She was German for sure? Was it the paintbrush moustache that gave her away or the fact that she didn't laugh at your jokes

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This is choice. Arab girl comes to DF to pick up white guys, then starts a little flame war

Bora, how are you controlling yourself?

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for me i feel this is the best forum i had joined. its respectful and talks about all subjects in the world and it is classified. first time i visited a forum and it was my last time were it had nasty words and nuthng in life,, it was so eooooo. ppl have different taste but i'm really enjoying plus...

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afwan!

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Hervé's sock puppet finding his own voice nowadays. Well you go for it, maybe you can make us laugh as compensation for the previous crap. :? What do you have against avatars? Such strange and slightly bitter misconceptions you promulgate. I changed mine once and got complaints so I changed it back....

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Yep of course it exists, I certainly didn't deny it. I rarely see it though, certainly not to the extent that some letter writers to free newspapers here claim to.

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I think he refers to British Arab...

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for me i feel this is the best forum i had joined. its respectful and talks about all subjects in the world and it is classified. first time i visited a forum and it was my last time were it had nasty words and nuthng in life,, it was so eooooo. ppl have different taste but i'm really enjoying plus...

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^^^show me yours and I'll show you mine.

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stop talking nonsense, friend.

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^^^^ if she puts it in the right places, of course!

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It's a truth regardless of what you think about that. You are right the level of discussion is very low, only team-work. It was poor of you to jump on a post from silent, who obviously has found some enjoyment in these forums. I thought it very snobbish of you, and why you thought that you should p...

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and with that thought in mind, so to bed. Night!

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Viking-warrior (I won't childishly mangle your nick to get at you, that's just so playground, what's up with you?). Your hatred of the UAE and it's inhabitants has always been so obvious in these forums that you're stale before you type your first word. You are just a mirror image of British Arab, c...

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Oh, by the way, 'viking-warrior'? Projecting false impressions did you say? No, I would guess that you actually believe you are a fierce and pillaging warrior.....laying waste to the nasty Dubai hordes. 'Tim' would have been so much more honest......:D Please, unload that gun before you put it in yo...

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