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It gave me a chuckle, sorry. Guess I'm made of sterner stuff. It's only normal body functions right? I think I recognise very few taboos! :D ;)
by Speedhump
May 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: OFF-TOPIC
Replies: 336
Views: 37519

Sorry I missed this thread first time around....it's bad luck. I know a guy who was made redundant about 4 months ago, looked for work everywhere, was even ready to go to Abu Dhabi or head home. He just landed something 2 days ago, construction manager type job so openings still exist, and now is gl...
by Speedhump
May 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Uh Oh - Guess what I got at work today...
Replies: 26
Views: 4151

Captain Australia wrote:
Chocoholic wrote:DK is about he's just busy right now. Can I take a message?


Tell him I've sorted out the situation with the Estonian barmaid, but I really need my ice trays back.

He'll know what it's about.


you bloody tease..... :D
by Speedhump
May 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: O Dubai Knight… Where Art Thou….???
Replies: 9
Views: 1171

cold curry out of the fridge, last night's leftovers.
by Speedhump
May 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Breakfast?
Replies: 109
Views: 13769

Raidah breakfast helps your body burn more carbs and a balanced breakfast is a key in losing weight as far as I know. If you didn't eat any thing till lunch your body will automatically try to conserve energy and hence will burn less during the day. Whether you need to lose weight or not, eating in...
by Speedhump
May 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Breakfast?
Replies: 109
Views: 13769

or even:

Image
by Speedhump
May 30, 2009
 
Forum: Movies and Music Talk
Topic: how is your mood tonight ?
Replies: 194
Views: 25946

J-horror is best for me. The proof is that most of the following have been remade in the West afterwards under English titles. To me the originals were all better. Scary: Ringu (The Ring) Ju-On (The Grudge) One Missed Call Kairo (Pulse) Violent: Odition (Audition) really horrific. Ichi The Killer is...
by Speedhump
May 30, 2009
 
Forum: Movies and Music Talk
Topic: extremely horror movies
Replies: 35
Views: 10953

portland wrote:puppet master - japanese movie


I don't know this one, who is the director, I'd like to see it.
by Speedhump
May 30, 2009
 
Forum: Movies and Music Talk
Topic: extremely horror movies
Replies: 35
Views: 10953

!

BioZombie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0277605/ School of the Holy Beast http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0224077/ Suspiria http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076786/ Nosferatu http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0013442/ or http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079641/ Rosemary's Baby http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063522/ The ...
by Speedhump
May 30, 2009
 
Forum: Movies and Music Talk
Topic: extremely horror movies
Replies: 35
Views: 10953

Raidah breakfast helps your body burn more carbs and a balanced breakfast is a key in losing weight as far as I know. If you didn't eat any thing till lunch your body will automatically try to conserve energy and hence will burn less during the day. Whether you need to lose weight or not, eating in...
by Speedhump
May 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Breakfast?
Replies: 109
Views: 13769

Got to keep upping the pain level, you'll max out his credit card in no time that that hun. :D

No more...no more...no...more...no, MORE! :D
by Speedhump
May 30, 2009
 
Forum: Movies and Music Talk
Topic: how is your mood tonight ?
Replies: 194
Views: 25946

Raidah breakfast helps your body burn more carbs and a balanced breakfast is a key in losing weight as far as I know. If you didn't eat any thing till lunch your body will automatically try to conserve energy and hence will burn less during the day. Whether you need to lose weight or not, eating in...
by Speedhump
May 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Breakfast?
Replies: 109
Views: 13769

+1 for Bedro. Absolutely correct. Lose those asses ladies :lol: Yep I heard this too many times. Starts the body's metabolism process working or something? And now we know Robby likes a bony a$$. From one extreme to the other SH ;) No points for you :lol: Yo Mr. Laydeez Man!!!! I think I'm doing fi...
by Speedhump
May 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Breakfast?
Replies: 109
Views: 13769

Got to keep upping the pain level, you'll max out his credit card in no time that that hun. :D No more...no more...no...more...no, MORE! :D Maybe I need to work on his mental side. See what his pain threshold is there. He just enjoys the physical pain way too much and takes the fun out of it for me...
by Speedhump
May 30, 2009
 
Forum: Movies and Music Talk
Topic: how is your mood tonight ?
Replies: 194
Views: 25946

^^^probably not a dumb blonde!

(like that, just make some comment about the poster above, or their avatar, either true or invented to be funny). ;)
by Speedhump
May 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 938480

Got to keep upping the pain level, you'll max out his credit card in no time that that hun. :D No more...no more...no...more...no, MORE! :D Maybe I need to work on his mental side. See what his pain threshold is there. He just enjoys the physical pain way too much and takes the fun out of it for me...
by Speedhump
May 30, 2009
 
Forum: Movies and Music Talk
Topic: how is your mood tonight ?
Replies: 194
Views: 25946

LOL, OK pimpmeister :rr: , this is your block, I understand. If you could just brand your girls so I know who they are..... :blob6:
by Speedhump
May 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Breakfast?
Replies: 109
Views: 13769

^^^better pull up his pants if he wants to impress the ladies! :bootyshake:
by Speedhump
May 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 938480

That sounds tragic. This guy seems to have taken your self-respect away, and you can't let it happen. He falls out of love with you because he thinks you're not as pretty as you were? And he stays because he feels sorry for you? He's a user, and he's trying to keep you down. My guess is he has littl...
by Speedhump
May 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Loner in Dxb...
Replies: 29
Views: 6324

olivertwisted wrote:have u heard about what the erm.... top people hear do for fun .. it has a lot to do with being driven over by a landcruiser... for your tattoo u might get away with them castrating your left nut... enter at your own risk m8 .... were all cannibals here


stop rolling them so strong.
by Speedhump
May 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Problems with my Tattoo??
Replies: 13
Views: 2491

LOL, OK pimpmeister :rr: , this is your block, I understand. If you could just brand your girls so I know who they are..... :blob6: Lets keep it simple ok :lol: You take Puppypoopz and I take the rest. If you are nice, you get Bora also 8) Hey you really like to keep your hands full don't you? :D :D
by Speedhump
May 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Breakfast?
Replies: 109
Views: 13769

LOL, OK pimpmeister :rr: , this is your block, I understand. If you could just brand your girls so I know who they are..... :blob6: Lets keep it simple ok :lol: You take Puppypoopz and I take the rest. If you are nice, you get Bora also 8) Hey you really like to keep your hands full don't you? :D :...
by Speedhump
May 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Breakfast?
Replies: 109
Views: 13769

I don't think it's your 'mind' that your blood seems to be rushing to these days...get a job, you have too much 'excess energy' right now :P :lol: There could be a core in that, but nonetheless the argument you used is getting a bit passé, cliché and simply non-effective to me. So get creative son ...
by Speedhump
May 31, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Breakfast?
Replies: 109
Views: 13769

If anyone needed proof that the country has gone totally crazy, it's that people like this are allowed anywhere near our children.
by Speedhump
May 31, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: U.K Teacher sacked after complain about Muslim prayer
Replies: 24
Views: 2677

'nice' :D
by Speedhump
May 31, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Breakfast?
Replies: 109
Views: 13769

uaekid wrote:
Speedhump wrote:If anyone needed proof that the country has gone totally crazy, it's that people like this are allowed anywhere near our children.


you mean near any child .


Of course. But this article was about UK. I guess the same problems occur everywhere.
by Speedhump
May 31, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: U.K Teacher sacked after complain about Muslim prayer
Replies: 24
Views: 2677

^^^rather her wearing the ra ra skirt and pompoms than you ;)
by Speedhump
May 31, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 938480

HOME That's so where I wanna be right now...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2gPtwyXK6M http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACP_Ohnlb4o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD4x57HLszI&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpcZvWlXiO0&feature=channel_page Who would've though that I'd miss ...
by Speedhump
May 31, 2009
 
Forum: Movies and Music Talk
Topic: how is your mood tonight ?
Replies: 194
Views: 25946

Why u guys always take the topic away from the original discussion? this is the reason, i hesitate putting any topic of interest here... after 1 or 2 threads, it goes miles away from the topic and all u discuss is a---es and girls... :x see all topics, its the same story... thats because some like ...
by Speedhump
May 31, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Breakfast?
Replies: 109
Views: 13769

Leda wrote:The battle with hangover is almost won. Have to selebrate.


With champagne!!! :D
by Speedhump
May 31, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: my mood .. the never ending thread
Replies: 382
Views: 44055
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