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MCL was up late and still yet he
managed to strew words like confetti
all over this thread
to keep it undead.
This poem's a mess like spaghetti!
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 34113

"I exercised my basic right as a human being to divorce my wife. " why? It's very easy for a man to kick his wife out here I think. This man makes no explanation of his reasons or motives, which is worrying as he is obviously quite eloquent. He only boasts 'I am featured on the Federal Gov...
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: United Hope UAE: Feminism Run Amuck
Replies: 79
Views: 8632

Yes kid it's not legal to withhold passports and it's not legal to withhold 'no objection' letters (to allow transfer of a work visa) but it still happens, the system is abused. The system has only ever benefited the employer and never the employee. In the UK, provided that the person is legally res...
by Speedhump
May 13, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: They S*cks...
Replies: 22
Views: 2340

A friend of mine was involved in a situation here and I know the courts usually give the children to the father no matter what the mother's wishes.

Edit: spelling errors on mobile phone post!
by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: United Hope UAE: Feminism Run Amuck
Replies: 79
Views: 8632

My friends you have it all wrong
I did not kick our friend in the 'dong'!
The spaghetti rhyme
was a pure sin of mine,
MCL's rhymes are coming along! ;)
by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 34113

But also the newspapers are also being allowed to print more negative news now which before would have been blue pencilled. It's a combination. I don't find this true one bit. Negative news has always been allowed on some level. As oppressive as the UAE government is when it comes to freedom of the...
by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Whats going on in UAE? Where did the Good Old Days go?
Replies: 15
Views: 2113

But also the newspapers are also being allowed to print more negative news now which before would have been blue pencilled. It's a combination. I don't find this true one bit. Negative news has always been allowed on some level. As oppressive as the UAE government is when it comes to freedom of the...
by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Whats going on in UAE? Where did the Good Old Days go?
Replies: 15
Views: 2113

You guys are useless at reading between the lines “There is absolutely no need to abolish the sponsorship system because so many government departments and external organisations are tied to it,” Khazraji was quoted as saying by the newspaper. Means what about all the sleeping partners who own 51% ...
by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: They S*cks...
Replies: 22
Views: 2340

^^^never have and never will, but does a nipple ring count?

the pmb is wearing white underwear.
by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person below you!
Replies: 2150
Views: 214638

^^^avatar has contradicting eyes....
by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 941900

A friend) of mine was involved in a situation her and I know the courts usually give the children to the father no matter what the mothers ashes. I'm abusing my brother in court LOOL well speedhumps you are better than judging based on 1 friend story !! Basically it goes like this and this is in no...
by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: United Hope UAE: Feminism Run Amuck
Replies: 79
Views: 8632

agreed, too long is a bit uncool, if I want to floss I'll go to the pharmacy and buy the proper stuff to put between my teeth....
by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Which is sexy shaved or unshaved?
Replies: 188
Views: 32244

For interest, I have been reading: Islamic perspective on child custody after divorce: http://www.islamic-sharia.org/children/islamic-perspective-on-child-custody-after-divorce.html It says here that if a woman does not remarry she may have custody until they reach a certain age, when they 'may' sim...
by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: United Hope UAE: Feminism Run Amuck
Replies: 79
Views: 8632

He's a bad bad man Bora!! :D
by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Which is sexy shaved or unshaved?
Replies: 188
Views: 32244

^^^could use some longer legs himself :D
by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 941900

I feel like throwing a party to cheer up WJ! :occasion7: :occasion5: :drunken:
by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: my mood .. the never ending thread
Replies: 382
Views: 44223

Is it just me or have all the meter maids disappeared since this came out ! the last week I was shuttling my wife around for various interviews at various locations around dubai and on more than a couple of occasions I pourposely didn't renew the ticket trying to see how long before some one came a...
by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: mparking
Replies: 11
Views: 1211

^^^contortionist?
by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 941900

It's an art gallery, really not sure if they would have books, but who knows?

call them, 04-395-5811
by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Red Gallery...
Replies: 1
Views: 792

Just like there is a ban on smoking in bars :D
by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: Inconsistent prosecution of death of children...
Replies: 37
Views: 4447

puppypup wrote:Kind of like being falsely accused of looking Filipina. Isn't it annoying to hear Filipino, Filipino, Filipino, Asian, Asian Asian day in and day out?


Have you stopped taking your tablets again.
by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: The Armenian Holocaust Of 1915
Replies: 46
Views: 8127

yes but those are actually being effective.
by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: Inconsistent prosecution of death of children...
Replies: 37
Views: 4447

I reckon most people will miss bacon more than anything! :)
by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: Inconsistent prosecution of death of children...
Replies: 37
Views: 4447

Speaking of which there's been a celebrity swine flu death:

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by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: Inconsistent prosecution of death of children...
Replies: 37
Views: 4447

Dr Strangeglove wrote:What does it matter? Both sports have been ruined by the influx of (corporate) money into the game, and both sports are a pale imitation of what they were 20 years ago.


LOL, you sound like a real grouch, but you're right! Can say that about so many sports though. :D
by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Who is the best football player in the world? Kaka?
Replies: 15
Views: 2424

Leda wrote:I meant "cats", not exactly "hairballs"... Could U develop it to dirtier direction than just mittens? Ahhh, I hate myself when lecturing people
:D


Mittens are just soft warm holes lined with fur, exactly how much more dirty did you want to get! :O
by Speedhump
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Which is sexy shaved or unshaved?
Replies: 188
Views: 32244

I meant "cats", not exactly "hairballs"... Could U develop it to dirtier direction than just mittens? Ahhh, I hate myself when lecturing people :D Mittens are just soft warm holes lined with fur, exactly how much more dirty did you want to get! :O Ahhh... So many variants arise....
by Speedhump
May 15, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Which is sexy shaved or unshaved?
Replies: 188
Views: 32244

kanelli the words 'divorce' and 'agree' don't often manage to get together in the same sentence!
by Speedhump
May 15, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: United Hope UAE: Feminism Run Amuck
Replies: 79
Views: 8632

Absence makes the heart grow fonder,
by Speedhump
May 15, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: OFF-TOPIC
Replies: 336
Views: 37613

Abstinence makes the hard grow stronger.
by Speedhump
May 15, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: OFF-TOPIC
Replies: 336
Views: 37613
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