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Speedy's hump is always so speeded,
Viagra for sure is not needed.
Morning , noon and night
it'll stand up just right,
shame it generally just goes unheeded!

:D :D
by Speedhump
Apr 22, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 34140

Hello. I think alot of people forget that they are in a different country than their own and don't respect the local laws and customs. They think everything should be the same as their home country. Wake up and smell the coffee. You shoud respect the countries culture or don't be there. In my opini...
by Speedhump
Apr 22, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: If Dubai is bad, why come to Dubai, Shk Mohammed asks!!!
Replies: 62
Views: 9816

Bora Bora wrote:
Anosh wrote:One hot more
Australian in prison for insulting Kuwait's ruler

http://www.arabianbusiness.com/553271


Apparently she should have known better. But the husband is saying that she's a bit bonkers.


Did she marry an Australian?
by Speedhump
Apr 22, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Today's headlines
Replies: 4
Views: 958

There's one where they behead people for not wearing bikini tops...thats pretty topless?

(joking...this isn't Saudi)

Answer, no.
by Speedhump
Apr 22, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: top less beach in dubai
Replies: 13
Views: 3157

From my point of nonsense this is not just about laborarers, expats and locals nor the government or employers here in Dubai. Every where we see a lame argument of human rights or i want this i want that, why is it better like this or like that...The fact is we humans our selves are hungry for powe...
by Speedhump
Apr 22, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: If Dubai is bad, why come to Dubai, Shk Mohammed asks!!!
Replies: 62
Views: 9816

I did?
by Speedhump
Apr 22, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: If Dubai is bad, why come to Dubai, Shk Mohammed asks!!!
Replies: 62
Views: 9816

^^^in hibernation mode this month
by Speedhump
Apr 22, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: my mood .. the never ending thread
Replies: 382
Views: 44294

gamercowboy wrote:Topless is so passé. Bottomless is the new in thing.


I forget what film that was??? :D
by Speedhump
Apr 22, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: top less beach in dubai
Replies: 13
Views: 3157

How clever of you to mention Brits in reply to me, you dolt. What is islanders' mentality? Who believes it, other Europeans? In my industry Brits are considered the most trustworthy and professional, or maybe it's just me. In my industry for example Russians and their satellite countries are general...
by Speedhump
Apr 22, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: If Dubai is bad, why come to Dubai, Shk Mohammed asks!!!
Replies: 62
Views: 9816

It was only about generalization about things you don't have enough experience with. So don't be upset if somebody thinks the same about your nation in some business fields. As for crude industry I've never said that Brits are retards, they are most likely sharks :evil: I only asked you to explain....
by Speedhump
Apr 22, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: If Dubai is bad, why come to Dubai, Shk Mohammed asks!!!
Replies: 62
Views: 9816

wrong, he was selfish, he knew he was going to heaven to meet 72 virgins. or is that another religion...they all sound so similar .....
by Speedhump
Apr 22, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Is there anyone who believes in love---true love
Replies: 53
Views: 16506

CAMPAIGN FOR TROLLS TO HAVE THEIR OWN THREADS WHERE THEY CAN SHOUT ALL THEY WANT! :D
by Speedhump
Apr 22, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: top less beach in dubai
Replies: 13
Views: 3157

OK. I guess you are talking about cargo brokers. I have come across some in UK while shipping my personal effects here and they can have a very 'small town' attitude. Like a lot of people who never worked outside their own small area, they get very blinkered. In other industries Brits work very well...
by Speedhump
Apr 22, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: If Dubai is bad, why come to Dubai, Shk Mohammed asks!!!
Replies: 62
Views: 9816

Well when Chocks breathes on bread you get toast.....
by Speedhump
Apr 22, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: top less beach in dubai
Replies: 13
Views: 3157

LOL...Chocs I think you are red sails 25 days out of 30, I hope I never have a car bump with you..... :P
by Speedhump
Apr 22, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: top less beach in dubai
Replies: 13
Views: 3157

^^feminist backlash firestarter
by Speedhump
Apr 22, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 943622

Chocs, I don't want to take away from your sage advice not to drink and drive but I have to say that the problem in this and many other similar cases is the state of the law in the UAE. I am also assuming that your friend was not actually intoxicated while driving (which is obviously a silly thing ...
by Speedhump
Apr 23, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Let this be a lesson to us all
Replies: 38
Views: 5209

Image
by Speedhump
Apr 23, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: From You Tube.......Achmed the dead terrorist etc
Replies: 2
Views: 1098

Re: Calling All British Expats!!

ARE YOU A BRIT LIVING ABROAD BUT THINKING ABOUT COMING HOME TO THE UK? DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS? ITV1 are making the second series of ‘No Place Like Home?’ about British Ex-Pats who are considering moving back to the UK. We’re keen to hear from Brits who are living abroad, but who are now thinkin...
by Speedhump
Apr 23, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Calling All British Expats!!
Replies: 29
Views: 5971

portland wrote:i want to go to brits how to get a visa? hehehe
im considering work or immigration...


be a mail order bride
by Speedhump
Apr 23, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Calling All British Expats!!
Replies: 29
Views: 5971

Ah ok, apologies, a mix up in grammer. I'm British and live in Dubai, which apart from the usual moans - bad driving, people pushing in line etc - is rather pleasant, especially at this time of year. However, when I go back every two months or so I do enjoy it and completely forget about the downsi...
by Speedhump
Apr 23, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Calling All British Expats!!
Replies: 29
Views: 5971

really really really tired. would like to steal some of WJ's sleep....
by Speedhump
Apr 23, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: my mood .. the never ending thread
Replies: 382
Views: 44294

Sultan Sooud Al Qassemi about Johann Hari's biased agenda

Sultan Sooud Al Qassemi talks to Time Out about the now infamous 'Dark side of Dubai' article. http://www.timeoutdubai.com/knowledge/features/8477-right-to-reply (quoted below in full) Q.What did you think of The Independent article? A.Johann Hari had an agenda. He came here with the intention of wr...
by Speedhump
Apr 24, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sultan Sooud Al Qassemi about Johann Hari's biased agenda
Replies: 20
Views: 2205

PS: Holy sh!t. 750 a month? I earn more than that in a day. In a day!!! thatz a gud newz now in recession. HOW MUCH would you have given if your 55K was lost and returned???? Answer sincerelyall of you- Me: 5000 dhirhams for sure. Vera. Updates always through 7DAYS 10 percent is a reasonable finder...
by Speedhump
Apr 24, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: I'm TOUCHED!!!!
Replies: 105
Views: 8669

:D, yes correct, singing your own praises is a very unattractive quality in itself!

Anyone that talks about themselves so much as this must be truly awful to meet in person ;)
by Speedhump
Apr 24, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: persian girls
Replies: 66
Views: 38900

^^^would probably enjoy that?
by Speedhump
Apr 24, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 943622

rudeboy wrote:
Red Chief wrote:Why can't I find any data about US casualties in Afganistan? :wink:



cos the media only wants u to see what they want to display.


Absolute rubbish.

http://icasualties.org/oef/

There is also a link for the same data about Iraq.
by Speedhump
Apr 24, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: Is in't it DISGUSTING....
Replies: 75
Views: 8178

http://www.antiwar.com/orig/giraldi.php?articleid=13490 Afghanistan has been the graveyard of empires ever since Alexander the Great had trouble crossing the Khyber Pass in 326 B.C. The U.S. will continue to get burned until they pull out. There has never been any way to control this region. Politic...
by Speedhump
Apr 24, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: Is in't it DISGUSTING....
Replies: 75
Views: 8178

Re: she cried rape in New York City but no help came to her

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/30105703/?GT1=43001 hmmmmm so does rape only happen in dubai? has anyone actually seen a rape scene happening RIGHT in front of them in dubai? You are a troll, posting an article about a rape in NY in a Dubai politics forum. What an idiot. "hmmmmm so does rape onl...
by Speedhump
Apr 24, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: she cried rape in New York City but no help came to her
Replies: 56
Views: 5732

NEWS JUST IN: Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a l...
by Speedhump
Apr 24, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: IF WOHMEN WILL NOT WEAR BRA,SHE LOOK MORE ATRACTIVE ARE LESS
Replies: 66
Views: 13131
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