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ohhh sooo cute see this too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G9fkvBzzQE&feature=related i wana a bird too :cry: Great imitations. I like them parrots. You know what Miss Lolly, if you'll be my bird. I'll get you one too. Everybody happy :lol: :wink: okey dokey dealll but i don t promisse to be y...

Totally true K. I wonder if Bangladesh experiences floodings again...so quiet... A well, a small break won't hurt a man/woman. Regain some vocubolaric strength before sending those ICBM's phrases up his tar-palace again. Maybe the CIA did lift him from his bed this morning after all that anti-Wester...

Dubai Knight wrote:Makes no difference which door you open...sounds like you are f*cked either way!!!



Knight

Famous Knight expression.

Enough said...

TheChoosen wrote:I would choose the Tiger in front of the doors...LOL

Unfortunately, you were a tad late. Remember, who comes first...goes first and she's Taken for that matter.

Well, as you all know by now: I'm with Miss Lolly this weekend.

We got a bird deal to sign over. hahaha
She's coming to pick up her parrot that I just bought her.

Wonderful weekend everyone!

Also Also.

Lets make this joke of mine a bit more visually present.
This is 40 years aging in 79 seconds. In German for its oral excellence;

http://www.myvideo.de/watch/52001/DER_KLEINE_HITLER

Enjoy the weekend fellows with cabaret comedy!

A few serious questions; How many bombs do I have to remove from the plot? Does it come with fully paid life insurance? How much money do you pay me before I even start thinking about buying at your legal rates? Thank you... You must pay me for replying these absurd questions. I learn from you that...

That really is taking tattoos a little too far! Get her kit off and spend the next 3 hours trying to find the important parts because they are disguised as a copy of a The Haywain by John C*ntstable! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight Deriving from your reply, I find myself concluding you are not familiar wi...

Miss_lolly wrote:i want one blue and one red

hey and in the contract you have to put only 30 min
you ll give me the bird and then it ll finish


i m soo bad i know hahahahahaha

No, you're the greatest.

I'll bet we can handle that minor issue too. Don't you think?

After all we've been thru...

You really got me rolling the floor now, honey! ROTF-LMAO

Like I said. You're the greatest!

Hahaha, Well you got me there.
I think I take that challenge My art is more than just rusty.

Never ol' to learn...

I think my horoscope (SAGITTARIUS) looks probable.
Am I not going to get rich!??

When will the hurting stop...

Hahaha, get real Turd. You don't know what your saying. Now, going further on your footwork of evidence. Show me proof of Arab Humanitarian Aid expenditures on a consistent basis!? I gave your proof of several issues and showed you how much The Netherlands contributes to world aid. No #4 positions o...

As you see Humbleman brother, even Arab countries' own resources have to be sold according to Western rules, if we believe the dutch moron. This is wrong, what's wrong with the arab and muslim ummah. We must unite, pump resources into building common military, foreign policy, domestic economy, Free...

Anyone every wondered to start a business as Beer Courier? The service already exists - you occasionally see photos of them in the papers after being arrested. Damn. Well we Dutchies have other business niches for pioneering purposes. Lets see,...anyone care for an Abortion Centre?? ...Anyone!? Hom...

I know.... a bird.

smoggie wrote:What would be your game plan for the next 5 years?

I would kick out the owner of the top residential penthouse in Burj Dubai, and live there myself

ahh

I would wave regally at the people from the window of my private luxury palace 747 as I got the hell out and flew to my private island in the Caribbean... :roll: :roll: :roll: Knight Ahh Zee Firzt Traitor! Ich bin nicht noch sogar in Dubai angekommen und bereits versuchen sie, meine schändliche Her...

I would wave regally at the people from the window of my private luxury palace 747 as I got the hell out and flew to my private island in the Caribbean... :roll: :roll: :roll: Knight Ahh Zee Firzt Traitor! Ich bin nicht noch sogar in Dubai angekommen und bereits versuchen sie, meine schändliche Her...

Dubai Knight wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Is this like the ramance section for 10 year olds having a peck behind the bike sheds or something. Geez people give me strength or pass the VOM bucket.

A guy mearly needs to be a guy - end of.

You forgot 'with a pulse...'



Knight

Mexican accent:....and a steeck!!

Miss_lolly wrote:

RobbyG wrote:I know.... a bird.

i still didn t recieve it

Unfortunately, I didn't get my 30 minutes of fame and kisses from you. You broke the contractual agreement...as if you just didn't show up at my altar...



ps: I'm still crying here...OK!

As you see Humbleman brother, even Arab countries' own resources have to be sold according to Western rules, if we believe the dutch moron. This is wrong, what's wrong with the arab and muslim ummah. We must unite, pump resources into building common military, foreign policy, domestic economy, Free...

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Uhhhhh uh uh uh uh..... att att att att... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQcEru4oGqs&feature=related Crappy martian. Joke with MB: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hZBPax7--Y&feature=related And simply more fun: Rent-a-lion... ROTFLMAO. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59ON78l0usc&NR=1 Let...

Taliban warned to blow up schools for young girls, if the authorities didn't close them.

Approximately a week ago, they blew up 5 school as I remember correctly. Was widespread news on every channel that day.

Permit...? Flu.....?....haattshuuujjjj....pff No, I'm good. Just a bit sick of writing job motivation letters and resumés... I'm trying Switzerland now... Just one (make that two) interesting options found for Dubai aerospace engineer...at ExecuJet Aviation Group. Lets hope for the best otherwise my...

You mean new topics posts, or all contributions??

I liked to slap him with vid's...make him jiggle a bit on his crapheap.

Well, ok I ignore the fooker from now on. Ya got my word for it...

Taliban warned to blow up schools for young girls, if the authorities didn't close them. Approximately a week ago, they blew up 5 school as I remember correctly. Was widespread news on every channel that day. :wink: lol taliban have said they will target holland too. does that mean you are safe? ba...

I hear what you say. But I'm a bit biased like I said before. Pakistan is a hot zone. Netherlands is relatively safe, all the way over here, and considering all the good things we do for the Middle Eastern region. I don't expect attacks many attacks here. Our country is (unfortunately) starting to g...