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Car lovers .... put up by Wishmaster
Good site for cars that are faster !!
They sell car plates,
At inflated rates !
What difference , "domains" for Web Master?

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GT is useless at rhyming ,
He has no concept of timing,
That is the trick.
In a fine limerick,
Syllable count ...and no miming !!

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What web-site is Choc calling "it" ?
Is she saying that mine is mere sh**?
Is it Visit-dubai?
That she doth decry ,
Or maybe my face doesn't fit !!

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M Asif

Is Asif on the right thread?
Sounds like he should be in bed !
I don't want to mock,
But why Google a Doc ?
If he fails he might soon end up dead !!

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I have just discovered something very useful in the last few days. I mentioned http://www.you-earn-money.co.uk earlier. Now, I've discovered that one of the Google Ads on there is quite lucrative. I'm not allowed to say which one, but it is on the front page. I have earned quite a bit of money in a ...

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Sorry, I was in quite a hurry when I last posted, and getting quite excited. I have discovered quite a lucrative little business on one of the Google Ads that had been put on the front page of http://www.you-earn-money.co.uk It's brought me some income already and I did not discover it until recentl...

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I am 62 years of age and work 7 days a week. I am working on this computer now at 4 am , having slept for 2 hours on the settee in front of the TV earlier . I do not feel any eye strain and do not need glasses for anything at all....apart from drinking lager on a Friday night!! My hair is still 95 p...

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Jeez ! What have half of these posts got to do with "midwakhs" or smoking? It's a filthy unhealthy habit that is bound to shorten your life, whether you suck the poisons in through a cigarette, or some wacky-baccy device !! In fact, by the sound of things, some of you must be on wacky-bacc...

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So, what do you think ? Any of you cashed in yet ??

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Robby has parked his sports car ,
Over some cracks in the tar ,
Behind are some pipes,
My reaction is "Cripes!"
They don't have to roll very far !!!

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Mehreen, You say you know people who are earning over $100,000 US dollars a month. That is phenomenal !! Are you sure that you aren't grossly exaggerating ? I would love to know what their sites are , or who they affiliate to, please ! If $100,000 per month was possible, everyone , including yoursel...

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Desert Dudesh You are not allowed to click your OWN adverts from your computer. Google will remove them from your site. Nor are you supposed to click ads on a friend's web-site too much . If too much clicking occurs on a computer ,that computer owner is punished by having ads removed. Of course ther...

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To a midwakh you give a good suck !!
The smoke will come through with some "luck" !!
If you keep on smoking,
Soon you'll be croaking !!
And "Camel" ??.....they won't give a fu*k !!!

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If you list all the poisons in fags, You'll see anti-smokers aren't nags, The chemical cocktail, Will soon see your health fail, With a skin full of wrinkles and sags ! Athero-sclerosis of veins , Capillary blockage and pains, Coughing all day, No breath to play !! Cigarette smoking ??? .........NO ...

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Canuckbid, Not sure of your drift there Canuck ? You reckon you are chatting about NOTHING whilst you try to flog a web-site ! Bit contradictory ,don't you think? When I mention sites to promote Dubai, like http://www.visit-dubai.co.uk and placing Google ads on sites like http://www.visit-the-world....

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I may have saved Speedie some strife !
I may even have lengthened his life!
The Camels you dump,
As you get off that hump,
You'd be better off humping a wife !!!

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FTD, What are you on about FTD [ is that an abbreviated form of F*rT*D ?]. If you don't like the thread , you can go back to sleep anyway !! I don't bother with 95 PER CENT of the threads on here........and....funnily enough.......I am not FORCED to post comments on them !! It's Mehreen I am waiting...

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Canuckbid,
Are you at all serious with this thread ? Google is not going to allow ANYONE to get away with having a domain with Google as part of its name .

Maybe , Google has not noticed this name Googlevault yet . They WILL !

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This thread is all about smoking,
But you all think about joking,
You twist every thread,
And avoid the word "dead" ,
But smoking is all about croaking !!

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Just seen the Uaebadoo You tube film featuring a young Arab with that stupid pipe in his mouth. He probably won't live to see 60 if keeps sucking that rubbish into his lungs, capillaries and liver. The poisons will permeate his whole body and maybe eat away the soft membranes of his palate and gener...

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Of what weed do you find a "need" ?
Tobacco or cannabis weed?
The former will kill you,
The latter will jail you,
These words are words you should heed !!

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I have Palm Jebel Ali introduced to the world on http://www.visit-dubai.co.uk . It is a highly expensive way of creating building land, but a wonderful concept IF it can be maintained . The UAE has no choice now, but to really manage and maintain the three Palms and The World , but it will be mega-e...

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How the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the...

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Wrong , FTD ! I'm here to discuss Dubai , as well as discuss Dubai business . That business includes dozens of Dubai domain names with ".co.uk" domain endings which are for sale. They appear in the UK on http://www.visit-dubai.co.uk , but I wonder if those domains for sale appear on the sa...

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Here are a few of mine :-

visitjumeirah.co.uk ;.com and .net [ those are beauties for starting a Visit Jumeirah brand !!]

deira-dubai.co.uk and .com [ another 2 beauties !]

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This list is posted on visit-dubai.co.uk , but Iwonder if it appears on the site in Dubai. Anybody who gets a buyer for any of these gets 20 per cent of the sale price from me. Might be worth copying before they disappear for some reason or another. Dubai & Qatar Premium Domains & Websites f...

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Well , why not copy my Dubai domains down and sell them at 20 per cent commission . If sold and used to create web-sites , they will REALLY MARKET DUBAI IN THE UK and get the economy going !! They will push up property prices and create work! This is what DF should be about !! IMPROVING THE ECONOMY ...

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Is that you ranting there Humpty? God help that camel !! He needs a strong back !

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Monkey Business A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made." Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago...

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The Dubai domains are on the web-site www.visit-dubai.co.uk , but I don't know if they all appear if you click on in Dubai.

Are you in Canada , canuck ? They must appear there.

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