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OK, Anosh! I have put "what's on Dubai" into Google.com and I find:- TOP.....Time Out Dubai; 2nd UAEASY.com ; 3rd Ezine articles. Now, can you hint at what we should have found , connected to you, and what position it is in on Google .com please? You see, when you put "gold dealers du...

RedKite

Hey Mis!! The VAST majority of us will never own a yacht anything like these, but do you know the sad thing? The vast majority of those that do, do not have much time to spend on them. Many are more concerned with IMAGE , rather than sailing the sea in a smart luxury boat. How many just pose in them...

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Speedie, You said back there that I "called the ENGLISH arrogant"......Not so ! Speedie!! Check back.......I said "ARROGANT ENGLISH MEDIA ".......The NOUN is "MEDIA" , not the "English" . "English" is merely an adjective here........but you have twis...

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No need to apologise about chatting, Speedie. However, Dubai is about BUSINESS !! That is the ONLY reason that this country of Dubai, pays you expats from all over the world TAX FREE INCOME!! You chase tax-free money......then you "DESPISE" talk of money.........yet you have gone half way ...

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Susan Boyle's appearance and success speaks volumes about the human race. She is an ordinary looking middle aged woman from Scotland, with the typical dress and hairstyle of millions. If she was walking down the street of any town in the UK, no-one would have thought she was odd or different. She wo...

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Are any of you on Twitter ? I notice that Twitter.co.uk is a very different thing from Twitter.com. The latter is the famous site. I have come across Goldtwatter on there. Guess who that is. It is someone who is very well known on DF. If any of you are on it, are you finding the instructions difficu...

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Do you know where uae kid has gone ?? ..........To Bora Bora !!!!

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In fact Uae kid has gone to Bora Bora someone else!!

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RobbyG, With your command of English, why don't you advertise yourself as a Dutch translator ? You might get some work. Dubai itself could do with translating its many facilities and attractions into Dutch. If the UAE wants to market itself globally , it should translate its sites into many internat...

RedKite

The Kid's gone away to a beach,
For a fortnight the kid you won't reach ,
He will be fine,
Cos he's crossed "The Line"
It's "Hello Bora, Bora ........ my peach " !!!

RedKite

The Kid's gone away to a beach,
For a fortnight the Kid you won't reach!!
But the Kid will be fine !
Cos he's crossed "The Line" !!
It's........"Hello Bora, Bora ......my peach !!"

RedKite

True about African corruption. Some of its leaders live in fantastic palaces and skim off the international aid and even charity money headed for their country. I read of several instances where African leaders are reportedly hiding millions of pounds in secretive Swiss bank accounts. On that point,...

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I have noticed that this thread has gone from C*ap in Dubai.......to greater C*ap in Switzerland!! Seriously though. Dubai MUST clean up its labour camps and provide 3rd World workers with EDUCATION IN CLEANLINESS......and WATER........and GOOD ADEQUATE DRAINS!! Then Dubai......instead of building t...

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This Limerick thread is neglected ,
I supose that this is expected,
Many can't rhyme!
Well, ain't that a crime ??
Or have all your poets defected ???

RedKite

I've brought this thread back to the fore,
Now I'm adding to its content once more ,
It's passed every site,
Thanks to Red Kite!!
Who has made this thread really soar !!

RedKite

So an Emirates plane nearly crashed ?
The tail hit the ground....which it bashed!!
The weight was much more,
So the tail hit the floor,
Now the pilots' careers are just dashed!!

RedKite

This thread is interesting from a business point of view, because it reveals what search terms are finding which particular Dubai sites at the top of Google.

RedKite

Just looked at my statcounter.com site for visit-the-world.co.uk on Sunday 19th April 2009. "Hydropolis resort check in" put into Google the web Portugal finds visit-dubai.co.uk TOP. "Why tourists visit dubai" put into Google.com finds visit-dubai.co.uk 10th. "souq al wadi&q...

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Hey Farthestpoint, Just checked your moka-group.com site. Good shopping site!! That's the idea for Dubai business !! Lovely looking gift products. But how would you find that site? You can advertise it for £50 per annum on the visit-dubai.co.uk site or buy a cracking Dubai domain to lead more shoppe...

RedKite

Now Mis ain't pleased with his lot,
It's obvious that happy , he's not!!
Yet he stays in Dubai,
The question is "Why?"
Is the stay worth the pain that he's got?

RedKite

The children have been on vacation,
School hols for the whole British nation!!
So I've had no time,
To write stuff in rhyme,
But it's been just a pause ....not cessation!!

RedKite

Rob has some wonderful pics ,
Of yachts that cost far more than "nix",
They're on his site,
What a marvellous sight !!
His Nautic is worth a few clicks !!

RedKite

You first of all lie on your rump,
Then a fella provides a good hump
Then, after that day,
A kid's on the way!!
If you notice you're forming a "bump"!!

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Checked Statcounter.com on Tuesday. "Dubai football" finds my site 6th on Google.com out of a MILLION entries and TOP on Google UK out of 292,000 entries for the term. "Burj Al Arab webpage " finds visit-dubai.co.uk in 3rd position on Google.com Hungary. "Al Sheba Race Track...

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If you liked that, this is the best choreographed pop video this year
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv5zWaTE ... re=related

and this features one of the best 'catholic' jokes ever, about 7 minutes in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB ... re=related

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Bora Bora's got a very nice cat ,
No-one is arguing with that !!
We all love her tiger!!
Like tunes from Debussy!!
Of course, tiger can also mean T*AT!!!

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THAT!!!

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Goddam !! Humpy's got in between !!
He did it whilst he was unseen !!
It is that silhouette,
He sneaks in , I bet !!
Like a shadowy figure, I mean !!

RedKite

I KNOW the rules of this thread,
I can quote them verbatim, as read !!
But when Mis pushes in ,
Just like Hump ,I can't win,
It takes time to rhyme in my head!!

RedKite

Speed hump is now clearly bragging,
That his wotsit is never found sagging,
"No need for Viagra,
It won't drop like Niagara,
My flag-pole is never found flagging !!!"

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I had an email earlier, purporting to be from Google, telling me about the Google Profit kit. Since I have a lot of web-sites, I looked at it. It seemed genuine and had the opportunity to make money. I filled my name and address and used my wife's M ans S card to pay $1--95 cents to have a kit deliv...

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