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Remember on Saint David's Day ,
Another fine truth he did say !
"Do the small things !!!"
He told peasants and kings!!
"For greed will only lead you astray!!"

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My cabbie who drove to and fro ,
Informed me that his name was Mo,
He was from Bangalore,
Do you want to know more?
In two shakes he drove to my door !!

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When you look at syllable count,
You must put an equal amount
In each limerick,
You must do that trick!!
Three eights and two fives will account !!

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The first of your two lines must rhyme
With the last one all of the time,
Line three and line four,
Must rhyme some more,
To create a poem sublime .

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Since Robby's first language is Dutch,
His rhymes are quite good ,as such,
To rhyme in strange lingo,
Is harder than bingo,
Although I don't play very much.

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I'm not a Liverpool FC football fan. Rugby Union is my sport. However, I did go to the Millennium Stadium to witness their FA Cup victory over Arsenal, when Welshman Michael Owen stole the game on his own from the Gunners with two late goals. I just wanted to attend one FA Cup final in my life. The ...

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The Welshman who's named Ryan Giggs ,
Should be immune from all digs,
A marvellous pro,
You can't ask for more!
And much faster than Syrup of Figs !!!

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What is football like out in Dubai ?
Old pros play the game and still try,
To live off their "name"
Cash in on their fame,
As they watch their investments run dry!!

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If "visit dubai" you enact
Into Google UK,it's a fact !!
That at number one,
Is a site ,just for fun,
With info on football ..... and tact !!!

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Here's a man who's not happy, Oh dear !!
His nick-name says that much , I fear !!
"Misery called life"
You need a good wife!!
Or else you may well hit the beer !!

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MC, you must understand well ,
And listen to that which I tell,
These lines are shorter
See that ? You oughta!!
And this one is longer as well!!

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I used to get them every day. They all claimed to believe in God and they all wanted me to share $15 million or $50 million. I reckon they were all written by fellas whose real names were Madoff or Stanford!!!

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Mehdi, I have not looked at the site yet. Before I do, will you please explain how easy it is to make money from affiliate marketing? Not easy!! I've tried it. I should think you would make more money by purchasing Dubai domains ,like those listed on that visit-dubai site [www.visit-dubai dot co.uk ...

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I think Liverpool made a big mistake when they sold Craig Bellamy. He is superb at running at speed at a defence. He needs a big ,sharp ,goal-scoring centre forward to be in the middle with him. Kuyt was NOT that man. He is not sharp enough. Bellamy is not always used properly. His ACCELERATION make...

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There is nothing as good as a wife ,
Who supports you through trouble and strife !!
A good wife is a rock!
And not just a frock!
She helps you throughout all your life!

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A lady who's a really good wife,
Gets you through all the trouble and strife,
Whereas a tart,
Is not worth a f*rt !!
She'll take half your earnings from life!!!

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"The road is under construction",
Is Robby's written instruction,
Does that mean, as well?
The old "Road to Hell" ??
Which leads to DEATH and DESTRUCTION??????

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A tart is not worth a w*nk!!
She can be a Scouse or a Yank !!
But my wife is the best,
And not said in jest!!
She's safer than many a bank !!

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Robby G says "Give me no jive!"
Haven't you heard of my "Hyve"?
"It's where we speak Dutch!"
Not double .......as such!
"So Misery ........it keeps us alive!!"

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By ferry , by jet and by turbo-prop !!
Amsterdam is the very last stop !!
For a final bender ,
On a stag week-ender !
And that red-lit canal window shop !!

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As Dubai is left out in the cold,
And jobs become rarer than gold,
The advice that is best,
Is "Why not go west?"
Abu Dhabi has jobs , I am told !!

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I got onto a Ryanair flight ,
Damn!! My prostate was tight!!
At a pound every time,
The loo was a crime !!
Seventy pounds added on !!! Is that right?

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You say that jobs there are none ,
In AD , since Dubai is done ,
Go "visit dubai co uk"
Click "Abu Dhabi"!! OK?
On those islands there might be one!!

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Now my best friend ,he has a son,
Got a job in Dubai ,in the sun,
Out of work in November,
But after December,
Got a job in AD ........So that's one!!!

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From Dubai to AD he must drive ,
Every day of the week to survive ,
He has rented a flat,
And must pay for that !!
He's a hard-working lad !!.....He will thrive!!

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This woman with outstanding fines.
Who always " parks on the lines "
They give her a break,
Cos her cousin's a sheikh !!
That's why she ignores all the signs!!

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Don't be too harsh, Robby! I feel sorry for John O'Dolan's family. Ireland has produced some really aggressive, gambling , go-ahead ,entrepreneurs over the last 20 years. But I'm afraid that John O'Dolan won't be the last one to be in trouble. Too many have been carried along by this tidal wave of p...

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Sure !! Times were good .......and THE LIVING WAS EASY!! Rich people leave everything to "experts" and they thought that Madoff was a REAL, VERY SPECIAL expert. They were making money.....WITHOUT WORKING...so they trusted him!! But, I have to admit , even though I kept saying that UK prope...

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Well , I knew that spending millions on World islands was very risky, because the extra investment to develop them was so big. I would not have said that buying the right flats in 2004 was so risky,of course. That is a different story now, as well. Dubai has way over-done things , and buying sand is...

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Building surveying's his trade ,
That's where his money is made !
So he's got good skill,
And jobs he can fill.
Good qualifications have paid!!

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