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I found those jokes and i wanted to share them with you !! I hope that you like them !! :lol: :lol: Q: what is common between between a 3 pin plug and the england football team? A: they're both useless in europe! Q: what r brazilian soccer fans called? A: brazil nuts. Q: how did the soccer pitch end...

sniper420 wrote:Oh crap what's & who's Hiya?

Sniper u have a lot to catch up !! u want to know who is Hiya, use the search engine and look for her posts !! and u will know who is Hiya !!
Catuion: U might need some blood pressure pills while reading, so keep them close !!

Liban wrote:Who cares..... Before a man even gets a chance to examine the shape of the bum through jeans, he would have taken off her jeans and explored deep within...

PS - I am putting on my flame suit now...

I hope that Mrs. Liban don't read this !!!

I just have this problem since last week with dubaiforums.com
It is that everytime I want to post something or like enter fight club or somethin it keeps asking me for my username and pass. although I am already logged in !! Any ideas ?!?!

no, it is the sections that i can use while I am logged in, like my private messages, Fight club and for posting !

nope !! it is only with this site !

strawberry wrote:rupees?? we're in dubai!

lmao

guys give her a break !!

btw strawberry , welcome to DF

Good job it's close to the Iranian Hospital, can get the infection treated straight away Also the people in Satwa make great tea. Well got to disagree with u in that !! The best "Karak" tea is in Himriya Area in Dubai !! !! it is so good that there is traffic jam there always !! all for a...

Have u tried what is know as Mahallah (m7allah) !! it is wonderful !
Maad, u should know it !

well, not really, but it is a bit sweet, it is like bread with cheese, honey and egg inside !! but u can have it without honey of course !! I will be happy to tell u about it all tomorrow !

I heared about the first one !!
Second one !! sounds nice !!!

well raidah,
Kids are a big responsibility, they are not like pets !! They are a lifetime part-time job!! unlike a pet that u can abandon or give it away anytime !!

Most of Israeli society is armed to the teeth and have a uniform in their closet. Are you Israeli? No. Do know any Israelis? Probably not. I have known Israelis in Canada and I heard it from many. So do not attempt to educate me on a matter I know more of FIRST HAND. It is good to hear that !!! nic...

Naruto,





A piece of advice !!























GET A LIFE MAN !!!

To all those who questions about the truth of the palestinians' right to fight , watch the news on BBC or Al-jazeera, no need to understand what they say !! but as they say a picture is worth a thousand word !! So far they have killed 40 civilians in their so called " attempt to locate their so...

Hi all, A good place would be Polyglot !! not sure about the spelling !! but they have been teaching all languages since the 60s and I remeber that a chinese guy studied arabic so well there that he became able to understand and compose poems in arabic !! I took some english courses there !! they ar...

I was not a real fan of soccer, but the one good thing was that whenever there was a good match, the streets were empty !!
agrrrrrrrrh !!! that is something i will miss !!

Hey all !!
I just want to take the chance to announce that I will be away starting from this weekend to Syria for 1 month and I want to wish you all a happy and a nice summer vacation.
So, the rest of you there , where are you spending your summer vacation !??

sweety wrote:I think that the best place to go is tel aviv especially for a kafer mitlak what do you think liban?

Hey sweety take it easy !!!
This is not a political thread !!
btw Welcome to DF and have fun !!

Liban,i forgot to mention that I am going to Turkey from Syria !! come on man !! Syria is a nice place to go to !! Maaad !!! U got me thinking ?! From what i know u r a local :? :? !! how can u go to al Quds ??? interesting !!!8) Well I am trying to have a vacation away from everything even the PC !...

Hi all !!
I am back from Syria !! A wonderful place !!!
So what did I miss !!?! can anyone update me ?!?

thanx all for ur replies
Hey where is DK ?

Birthday ?!!?
Oh man !!! what did I miss also ?!?!

Thanx Const. and Corcovado.
Hey Const. how was the wedding, Congratulations again. I checked the guys' night out, sorry ma8 I will pass on this one !! and as shafique said Ahem !!

Good morning Scarlet !!
What a nice day !!!

Concord, have u thought about belly dancers:?:
I recommend Sniper and Maaad as the experts in this field !!

Maaad , u r palestinian, I dunno but I always thought that u r a local !!
Anywayz it is nice to know that we have one more brother in the forum , I am palestinian also !!

It seems that someone had had his own small heaven !!!
Good luck Fayz !!