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Dubai: Dubai Metro will not be opened to the general public on September 9 - the launch day, Gulf News has learnt[sic].

http://www.gulfnews.com/nation/Traffic_ ... 46893.html

This news is shocking not (no Borat).

If you're training hard shoot for 1 - 1.5g protein per lb of bodyweight. I usually have 50g of whey in the morning followed by 50g protein + 50g sugar right after my workout. The rest should come from solid foods.

uaekid wrote:pathetic

Yes it is.

GulfNews took a good initiative to answer questions from the general public. Here are a few gems, remember there are no stupid questions, only stupid people. How safe the Metro would be? Some people have phobia and don’t like close or congested area in train. Khalid Hanid West London, UK Oh noez! Yo...

1- The guy is asking this question on Gulfnews. Right Next to the "Submit Question" button is the link to the "Only 10 stations will open on September 9th" article. 2- While I agree that the question itself is not stupid, when you know that your post will be read by thousands of ...

Medvezhonok, I think you're a bit of a DA yourself! You have to remember that a very large number of the population will never have experienced a metro before and will have no idea what to expect. Tell that to Mr Shezad who is wondering if the metro will bring down food prices. How some of these pe...

1- The guy is asking this question on Gulfnews. Right Next to the "Submit Question" button is the link to the " Only 10 stations will open on September 9th " article. You know what the funny thing is. You don't even know the answer to the first question yourself. The 10 stations...

Chocoholic wrote:Sadly you have to remember that many of the people who would submit such questions have limited intelligence, so what do you expect really.

Hence the high comedic value, I see you got the point of the thread.

Chocoholic wrote:the translator sounded like Borat with a cold. I haven't laughed so much in ages.

hahaha, my thoughts exactly.

Cool, a thread in my honor, it's about time. Unfortunately 1. I don't live in Doha, 2. I'm not single.

Speedhump wrote:But your brain cell is.

The article says nothing about brain cells. You lose.

Bora Bora wrote:Is missing the point a special talent of yours?

Forget the point, you should be more worried about missing a period and polluting the gene pool with your stupidity. But I don't think that's an issue since you've probably hit menopause a decade ago.

Bora Bora wrote:1. We can only wish you lived in Doha.

2. How much did it cost you for your child bride? Two goats and a cow?

1. Yeah, because no one's ever heard of the internet in Doha, dipshit.
2. I swapped her for an ipod.

desertdudeshj wrote:Yes we all know how hard the public sector works thats why they deserve the extra holiday !

Yeah, some of them have to work till 2:30 PM and are only allowed a 2 hour lunch break, the poor souls.

As with most of wankers tasty, ripped off from bruno. Hey, thanks for the advice. You see, after writing 250 or so posts of original material, every now and then I like to steal a few bits from someone famous like Bruno just to see if I can sneak it in under the radar despite the fact that it would...

Yeah,........I've baited myself a troll. But then ofcourse trolls arn't that hard to bait in the first place. Now if I could only get ratty to come here too. Then I believe we would have a worlds first unobserved phenomena. How two trolls interact with each other in their natural enviroment. Someon...

Damn. You guys have gots to be kidding here. I am very surprised. First of all, these questions are not stupid. They are valid questions coming from people who haven't experienced anything of this sort. Just because us expats were born with these facilities around us Doesnt give us the right to mak...

Speedhump wrote:He probably thinks the same of the Marx Brothers.

I'm not reading this moron's retarded posts anymore (he basically plagiarizes his own garbage over and over), but I'll go on record saying that the Marx Brothers are pure comedic genius and anyone who disagrees is an idiot.

hahahaha Why am I not surprised? How to plagiarise your own garbage? Weird. 'Oh damn, I found my hand in my pocket stealing my money'.....use of English, appalling....and you dare to criticise the writers of the Metro comments. One word to you from another thread....acronym? :D :D :D Carry on troll...

At the risk of harming you permanently, I have to tell you that you and your stupid cut and past lifestyle is washed out, as are the free and rubbishy webstes you use. :D If you tried to receive an education instead of just spending your school days trolling the internet for unconfirmed opinion, yo...

First off I know updates have been slow lately (it's called having a life, try it), so some of you have taken this as an invitation for you to spew some more weak аss self-righteous bullshit replies. Even if I suddenly had a lapse in judgement and decided that it would be a good idea to read w...

Ooeer this will pull the PC brigade out in full force,me well my familly and my self stopped using public beaches years ago got sick and tired of watching men prance about in see thru white shreddies and the constant staring which my wife and daughter had to endure, Banning is a bit harse i found t...

Indeed, it will be difficult to set up a straight up ban. One solution would be to raise the admission fee on weekends from 5 dhs to lets say 50 dhs including a chair and an umbrella, although I hate umbrellas, sunscreen and anything that gets between me and the sun. So you'd get on average 10 times...

Nice to see that so far 100% of the people who voted support the ban. A less harsh solution - as I have stated previously - would be to increase the price slightly to weed out a good percentage of these people. There needs to be a good medium between the ridiculously priced hotel beaches and the pub...

I use tap water all the time.