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Chocoholic wrote::roll: loser

i know. next time maybe you is winner.

one dead stuped driver razer = safer roads 1 second later.

I will be knocking down christmas threes and punching santas in stomach.

Sameer_Kathal wrote:Hello Every one
I am doing some research on Benazir Bhutto the ex-Prime Minister of Pakistan. Does anyone have some secret info about her in Dubai.

she eat shawarma with fork. and smell goat.

ok peoples the almighties of dis forum stopped the ban on me. I am busy for forum now but want clear tings up. MAC = not same as HP HP = no girls MAC = many girls :lol: HP = not white MAC = HP jealous :) HP = Pakistani MAC = not Pakistani HP = loves choco MAC = dumped choco :oops: HP=MAC= not like E...

America is a country of degrodated people...... Thank you, Lord, I was not born there. now continue chatting on your American computer with the help of American software. I know this. $G$ = not american. Real american don't put Frenchman on signature. $G$ = angry black/brown frenchman :P

Well come back ! i need some ppl with sense of humour before i get bore with serious topic and serious outlook. The life is fcking serious when u have to awake up alone at bed and check mails 10 times in day in hope of getting any e-mail from any girl. HP = Cute MAC = ugly and horney I guess you ha...

I see same same since smartd ban me!

My parents show me picture of girl. She lives in dubai weight probably 90 to 100 kilos. How much I need to feed her. Are studios big enought for her to fit. If her parents not rich I throw picture in garbage but they are stinky rich. spend no money on bath. They like me because one eye green one eye...

THE COVENANT wrote: a moronic schizophreniac

thanks for explanation of the four people on your avatar.

My parents show me picture of girl. She lives in dubai weight probably 90 to 100 kilos. How much I need to feed her. Are studios big enought for her to fit. If her parents not rich I throw picture in garbage but they are stinky rich. spend no money on bath. They like me because one eye green one ey...

no need for univeristy.

use university money to get villa rent to expats and make more money than engineers

America is a country of degrodated people...... Thank you, Lord, I was not born there. now continue chatting on your American computer with the help of American software. I know this. $G$ = not american. Real american don't put Frenchman on signature. $G$ = angry black/brown frenchman :P I would sa...

Chocoholic wrote:HP and MAC definately the same person.

Both stupid, both morons, both desperate.

you got one of 3 rite. so you get flowers from HP. his turn to send flower to desparate girl in dubai. daisies i think.

Chocoholic wrote:Hardly desperate. Maybe I should introduce you to my 'Spartan' for a bit of butt kicking!

so its true greek and butt like go together. thanks for confirmation.

I have 200 posts.

Congratulate me.

I see movie with edi murphy called coming to america and I like it. So i go from village to US cousulate and fill lottery paper for visa. i wait in village and get message that i win lottery. so i need know whether stay in village or got to America. I rember edi gets girl and money and want to do sa...

THE COVENANT wrote:ok what do you want to prove??

in [x + y/34 * 12 - N(3/20] is y > or < than zero?

Jeevan wrote:I guess u need to contact ur math teacher for that

no need just feeding time

I hope Im not reading your post wrong b/c I do not want to sound like an idiot but if you really want to come to America I hope you do. This country is not like what hollywood movies portray it too be. If you do travel here, dont just stay in what ever city you are staying in, go visit the suburbso...

HP = Ugly

MAC = very cute.

KeithL wrote:Uh... whats this tread about then

Oh... its just HP and his alter-ego having a chat !

you know HP?

who izz he?

people think MAC = HP but not true

howcomewechange wrote:what about culture ? nightlife ?

nightlife = prostitute
culture = dish dash and ninja suits

You izz one ugry guy.

thats gud becuase i will get all girls.

they don't like brown guys in dubai unless they have dish dash or ferrari.

I think they like brown in norway becuase all white there.

tomtom69l7 wrote:Bronx is in New York City. Some parts of Bronx are ok but it is a little sketchy.

what it mean? they have many artist that draw sketch?

Freza luks skinny I cud feed her and save money. the girl my parents pick will put me in poor house.

So how you keep me hanging, what is the one thing? its stupid :oops: i started going to the gym again...so my time is pretty much spent evenly between gym, work, school, internship, and study/home time... im such a geek :oops: The Gym will do you good, where are you working? For a law firm and the ...

freza wrote:tomtom are you that dense that you can't see that peeps are pulling a Borat on your azz? geesh! get a clue already!

borat is kind of big guy so wont fit. i thin this tom guy is 10 watts.

sage & onion wrote:

freza wrote:tomtom are you that dense that you can't see that peeps are pulling a Borat on your azz? geesh! get a clue already!

i don think freza likes you. i have crush on freza so i read back. she think you are not her type.

chevaliers-de-sion wrote:Their not normal here but if you like "Borak"or the "USof A" you will love this place

i hear borat bot "Borak". is e funny!