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Really, we don't care!

As you know I am in Canada now, but I am planning to visit soon. I have some items such as my laptop, digital camera, and DV-Cam that are 110 to 240 volt compatible so i wanna bring on my trip. I know that the wall connectors in Canada differ from those in Dubai. Can anyone tell me what kind of wall...

Thats dude...

It is a sad and unfortunate truth about the entire Gulf region... Hell its a sad fact anywhere in the arab world in addtion to the northern mediteranean basin (what is considered "enlightened Europe").... But if we were to focus on the UAE as an Islamic nation and the working condition of some, I wo...

Beauty wrote:I'm really slim and gorgeous blond girl, of course with dreams and demands!!!!

Do you dream and demand payment upfront, 50% before and 50% after, or payment upon services rendered?

Whats your going rate for:

1) BJ
2) Conventional
3) Back Door
4) Double whammy

Cheers!

I agree... I find this SMS habit of hitting on girls to be cheesy and dumb...

Yeah like the Rolling Stones...

Oh your post was so funny... Dude you kill me :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :l...

Well me personally I conquer the ladies


The actual quote was taken from some book that had the diaries of some old Japanese warrior from long long ago....

Pumpkin Escobar wrote:I am waiting for the planet made of cheese!!!!!

That would make my dreams come true... A you all may recall, I love cheese!!!

Major Pain is not Muslim...

I can pretty much garantee you that when I get a job in Dubai and I move down that this will be one of the first things that I will do!!! I love driving perfectionment courses!!! And for all you patsies on this list, lets have a closed race session so I whip your a$$es and make you inhale my fumes.....

BobbieMasoner wrote:

Liban wrote:Major Pain is not Muslim...

i realise that, liban- that's why i said 'muslim-friendly'

Yes of course, you are correct. My bad!!

Pepperoni can also be had in beef... Its just more expensive and it actually tastes better according to some Christian friends...

Bacon can be had in vegge format and it tastes like sh!t this way

Its a new form of taxation. Seems like it was a long time coming but its unfortunate.

I am not in the UAE yet so I dunno...

BUT....

When I come down I expect to start up a new radio station. Cheesy 95.3 FM - Your 24 hour source for all the classic soundtracks from your favorite porno movies of the 70s, 80s, 90s and today.

Please post in the correct forum next time and also when you post something don't just post the website without saying anything else.

Thank you.

jackpot, are you male by any chance? :oops: <<< that was hell of a shocking question !!! well to be honest with u i was a female once upon a time ago then i kinda got bored of me getting everyone hitting on moi so i decided to have an opreration and adra kadabra !! here i am :P , comon gal are u qu...

Why do you say it will get worse?

Why don't you like Dubai?

I wanna come down and it seems great....

Pumpkin Escobar wrote:sniper420(aka-Jackpot) is a fag!!!!!

The king of all the fags! He is proverbial GAYLORD....

He would like to be the target in a bukkakke marathon...

Welcome!!!

Thats a really good package, go for it!!!

Beam me up Scotty!!! Manned mission to Mars is unlikely to happen in our lifetime - well maybe by 2050 (I'll be in my seventies and even eighties... YIKES!!). The cost is astronomical and we are not yet 100% certain of the effects of long term exposure to zero grav in humans yet. NASA is cash strapp...

Do you realise it's nearly 40 years since man first walked on the moon? Amazing! The people which follow conspiracy theories make me laugh when they say that the moon walks where nothing more than staged in a movie studio... They claim that the US government staged them in order to deflect attentio...

Yes there are many parks and playgrounds.... Also there is the beach and also most decent appartments have pools and gyms incluided in the rent, so the pool can keep them busy... Make sure you have LOADS of sunscreen if you are white

As for beer, I dunno, I am not a beer drinker.

teenalladoc wrote:so this office is based in dubai or in india. I'm presently here in dubai and is looking for a job.how do I submit my cv?

Read his post one more time... You will then see where it is. Just read!!

Whatever you say sniper420.... Gaylord....