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Humor? Whats so humorous about this thread??

Just pulling your leg bud.... Its Hammour.

They tried this in Saudi. Tried to give manager, engineering and other skilled jobs to locals only. Because of the mentality of Saudis, the lack of general experience and education, tt failed miserably. The Saudis then paid so much more money in salaries to expats back. They are only at a fraction o...

And the black sheep of the family... Quebec.

There are ways around everything here though. Lets keep that in mind.

So you cannot work as a secretary. No problem, then your title is receptionist but you do secretarial things... No law against having many receptionists.

Used to rent a Lancer.... Never owned one. Though in Canada, the Lancers are noit at all like the ones here.... They can cost upwards of $28k in Canada for a top of the line Lancer. Most of the ncie cars in the West are sh!tboxes here. The Echo though was and remains an internationally acclaimed pei...

Yes. That is interesting.

HP likes hot dogs...

Damn, no fines under your name

A64Venice wrote:dun think there are many canadians here.

You'd be surprised.

HP.

Abu Dhabi

d3vilish_ang3l_88 wrote:well thats not the issue..
when my mom n dad sed that i cant get the car...it means..i cant go out of the house that day!!

my dad's too overprotective..thats y!

I understand. My sisters used to be your age and heard the same thing from our father

sniper420 wrote:
i have a friedn who is Druze lebanese who doesnt wanna marry a woman from his caste cos he thinks they are dumb........strange and primitive laws like Sicily

Yep.

See a movie called The Syrian Bride. You will see how the Druze are. Interesting culture to put it respectfully.

xibit wrote:^^ i hate those girls who wear hijab and act all islamic just to prove how innocent they are and use islam to hide all their sins.

and in reality are frekin wh**s and hypocraytes

Well someone has issues...

Not many diesel cars in Dubai. Mostly trucks are diesel.

Don't buy diesel here, whats the point? Petrol is cheap compared to the West so get a car with a real engine, a petrol engine.

sniper420 wrote:
yo cedar tree lover! he had the same sig for a yr...i believe.....stop kissing my back

You are right about the cedar trees.

You are wrong about the signature.

No comment for the third part.

I heard this joke once. Except the Australian was an Iranian, the Frenchman an Israeli, and the Englishman an Arab.

Earthquake? What earthquake?

The part where is says the word Dubai.

ech·o ( P ) Pronunciation Key (k) n. pl. ech·oes Repetition of a sound by reflection of sound waves from a surface. The sound produced in this manner. A repetition or an imitation: a fashion that is an echo of an earlier style. A remnant or vestige: found echoes of past civilizations while examining...

Also a peice of sh!t made by Toyota Motor Corportation.

xibit wrote:what are u al talkin about , what venue?

There is a meet of DFers tonight at a location in Dubai. Its secret offline, so as security can be maintained.

There have been hundreds of posts in two threads on this topic. Over 35 pages in a sticky in main chat.

Where have you been?

xibit wrote:oh kay
i never bothered to open them i though they were some rules and stuff, hmm so all know each other in real life nice hope u all enjoy ur time.

We don't all know each other.

Thats what the meeting is for! Why don't you join us?

The higher up you are the more you feel it due to structural swaying. I live in a villa, so I don't really feel such minor things. Unless the big one hits then I'd rish I was in a tent in the desert....

Hiya?

Dubai Knight wrote:It makes you think!Knight

I often think of thinking, but I think that thinking of thinking some thought that I should think of is not what I think I should do.

I stayed at the millineum airprt once and a local resicent came in dressed like they do and the management told him he was not allowed in the bar. He was forced to sit outside. Is this common and does it make the local residents mad? Its sad but then again in most countries, these places have dress...

Provided you have money and a good reputation and people who can vouch for you, yes you can get citizenship.

I am looking for something around aed 200 ($60 - $70) Hahahahahahha... WAAAAA!!!! ROTFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol...

I noticed that many can look very calm but are boiling on the inside.