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Goodluck finding a place in the gardens.... Its next to impossible with their 2 year waiting list...

Just a simple visa run to the Oman border and back. Should cost him 300 AED in all including a lunch at the Hatta Fort Hotel...

Obviously its Hiya...

What a loser.

A Kit Kat break?

You want to give a horse head?

Thats perfect.

Nick81 wrote:My first time was with an Israeli girl... No really...


*runs away*

Thats one way an Arab can fcuk an Israeli

Stick to the topic or see your posts edited / erased.

I am perfectly fluent in French.

I can tutor.

PM me if interested.

Not easy.

A64Venice wrote:No, but it is illegal to say bomb on a plane.

HP get on a plane and say you have a bomb

A64Venice wrote:Isnt Hiya Liban's girl?

I can only hope you do not seriously beleive that!!!

I'm sorry... I dozzed off there for a second...

I blame the Mossad when I get the flu and I blame the CIA for bugging Windows...

Also I think you have too much time on your hands

HP wrote:It is illegal to pee in the lake of Arniegang.

Its only legal to shit in the lake.

piggypie wrote:he has been a dj in france for many years? How do you think he can get a job as a dj in dubai?

There is a market here for DJs, but he would really have to work very hard to prove himself. There are many big names operating here.

Congratulations.

Excellent.

On the street being driven...

sniper420 wrote:
BTW diod u know what hapened to HAq later?

Stick to the topic.... This is unrelated. Start a new thread on this if you want.

10,000 steps a day in Dubai???

I walk about 100 and thats if I decide to pace around the office talking on my mobile

I heard thay banned this in Canada. Jewish groups getting their feathers ruffled once again... I could be wrong though..

Lord of the rooster Rings...

S.e.x Trek the Anal Frontere

When Harry Fcuked Sally

DaVinci's rooster

Mary Popper

The S.e.xorcist

vicarage wrote:Liban, i am not really sure here...

skype is working fine outside freezone. In fact smack in the middle of Diera.

You are correct. It is the website thats banned. If you already have it installed on your system you can use it.

Sheikh Rashid Bin Maktoum was a visionary.... Sheikh Mohammed Bin Rashid continues his legacy....

To think that these people and the UAE itself was a backwater Arab land not even 30 years ago....

In all seriousness, I beleive the hotel I metionned would be your best bet. I mean you are right in front of the Louvres (Mona Lisa's painting is there), the JArdin de Tuileries, 5 min walk from the Champs Elysees and all the sidewalk cafes.... Its not too expensive at all as a hotel. Look it up on ...

Are you illiterate?

To the American who is leaving.... Look at your own history before you start slamming this country for its "slavery" of Indians. Nobody treateds the Indians as bad as your forefathers did to the Blacks.

To Sniper420, the only cheap thing around here is you. Get a life.

I feel sorry for Emirates cabin crew employees....