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I am sorry but Lebanon has just been trouble since its inception, it should be annexed to syria and thus assimilate with it all this religious tension. You know little of Lebanon then to make such a comment. You think Syria doesn't have religious tension? The only thing holding Syria together is th...

Did I tell you what I do to hamsters? I play darts with them. The more blood they splatter, the more points I give myself.

I pluck out the eyes of little chicks and rabbits.

I also like to anally electrocute dogs and sheep....

Initially posted by one of our esteemed members Hey, as a person who has spent 1 and a half years in Dubai and now nearly 2 years in Abu Dhabi, lemme see if I can help.. General Living: - Abu Dhabi is smaller than Dubai, which means less time to get from one end to another. Also means your office l...

Happy belated anniversary

Kanelli, I never referred to an Islamic nation in my previus post. I referred to an Arab Nation. Not sure why you associate Arabs to Islam when there are millions of Christian and Jewish Arabs :) I think that it is possible to have a secular Arab Nation one day in the future. Arab Nationalism was no...

Whats that saying? One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. :) I mean the Minute Men and the Haganah were considered terrorists but when they acheived their goals over the "legitimate powers" they became known as the US Army and the Israel Army. This is not linked necessarly w...

We need a "final solution" to all these whiny non smokers.

We need to round them up and send them to some remote island off coast of Africa somewhere and that way we smokers can puff away all we want

Everyone sticks to his own group because of the perceived weakness of the general government to protect them. When King Faysal was promised an Arab Nation with its capital in Damascus, there were all Arabs of all kinds of faiths living in peice. The Arabs lived for the most part at peace with their ...

arniegang wrote:Great idea Liban

Shisha's rule

Woo Hoo!

Sniper is no longer number 3?

There is simply put, NO chance of this ever happening. Some Christian "supermacists" in Lebanon don't even consider themselves Arabs! The fools claim they are Phoenicians! :lol: :lol: I don't think we'll live enough to see united Arab nations. Well idiots exist all over the place. Some su...

Armies also should have stayed out of former Yugoslavia, and Sudan, East Timor, Rwanda. Not much was done to help Rwanda and Burundi so thats a bad example Kanelli. Also in Yugoslavia and East Timor and Sudan the reactions were too late. After the massacres and genocides. Only where there is oil an...

I agree, not much was done, but there was still action. If countries are supposed to stay out of each other's business, then why make any exceptions? Some people think intervention is good, some think it is bad, and some people couldn't care less about any country other than their own. Liban, no co...

Well, I'm reading a book on Arab history, so I should have more knowledge on the subject soon. It is a large book, so lots of reading :) I really have my doubts about any unity after looking at the current state of affairs in the Middle East, sorry. :( Arab history is a long one... Good reading :D ...

Alcohol needs to be banned too.... Alcohol, like cigarettes, is a nuisance and can kill others who do not even drink. Think of drunk drivers! Even less than killing is still bad, thing of paralysis due to drunk drivers.... Or bar fights! Plus alcohol can kill the drinker who does it in excess. Liver...

Chocoholic wrote:Can I squish Liban to see what gratifying sound he makes when he dies?

Are you that overweight????

XRW-147 wrote:You may find the action more satisfying, oops, sorry gratifying than the sound.

You are just itching for an anal electrocution young man!

arniegang wrote:no point in discussing the No1 one position, it belongs to moi

Ummm.... Arnie you need to change your prescription....

the_zooter wrote:hey you guys - lay off Liban - he's a nice guy!

Awwww....

Lets just ban everything...

I hear Ottawa is contemplating banning perfume in public places....

Nazism is alive and well I see... Albeight under a different name,

Zoots, sorry to say but you haven't been here long enough to make that judgement. We've known Liban quitye a long time - he's one sick puppy! No, leave the puppies, leave them!!!!!! I would never perform anal electrocution on a puppie!!! :shock: DAMN GIRL!!! :shock: No, a puppy deserves the tender ...

Then he bends over and gives new meaning to the police arrest phrase "spread'em".

Then they should ban people from eating fish in public (God it smells in the office), spraying hair spray, chewing gum (public sanitation), and a bunch of other things... We should all wear white uniforums and drive black 4 door Ford Mondeos and live in the same style villa (Dubai is one up on that)...

XRW-147 wrote:

Liban wrote:Then he bends over and gives new meaning to the police arrest phrase "spread'em".

"Its a stick up"

First you need to be cuffed. Also they may want to beat you...

Chocoholic wrote::violent1: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Can I do testicular electrocution on you? After I've pulled your toe nails out one by one!

Pulling toe nails???

Choco if you are that hungry, I save my clippings so you can have some

Chocoholic wrote:Still don't know what caused it and now scared to eat out.

Gulf News headlines for June 6, 2006.

Dubai's Restaurants Experiences a Boost in Ambiance

XRW-147 wrote:

Sara1983 wrote:ban perfume
thats freakin weird

Well, some people have never even heard about deodorant so I'm sure perfume won't be sorely missed.

Deo who? What? Where?

I found new use for my Philips trimmer....

Animals have such PINK skin

Now lets see if my Gilette razor can just peel off that skin but make sure the animal doesn't die....

Choco shaking in her boots/flip flops/shoes/runners/sandles or whatnot...

Chocoholic wrote:Oi, it's not bloody funny! How would like eating ameal and half way through you become covered from head to toe in a red, itchy rash, with your joints all swelling up and running a fever. Scared the hell out of me!

Sounds like you have some bad tandoori chicken to me!