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Do you like cheese?

Liban

Bin Laden is your savior!!!

Liban

I invite you do die....

Liban

General Tao anyone?

Liban

Getting hired to be a slave? Well if you are 20 people in a studio flat, you could probably get by with that amount provided your Nissan Sunny is all paid for... $20 should cover the car....

Liban

I hope so!!!

Now all I need is a job that pays well considering my experience...

Liban

Rolling stone gathers no moss...

Liban

Variety is the spice of life...

Liban

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me...

Liban

Vat ze hel....

Liban

I have not found employment in my respective field as of yet. I will probably start to look at the placement agencies soon and then lastly at the placement agencies who you pay for them to get you a decent job without so much as you lifting a finger but that would set me back $1600USD (at least I'd ...

Liban

Why is the sky blue?

Liban

Great... Thanks for depressing me....

And I agree, TO HELL WITH ABORTION!!!!!!

God do I feel sad and down now....

Liban

Actually I am looking at that service :) Thats the one where you pay them $1600 USD if they place you. From what I hear its good. Plus if they don't get you a job you don't pay a cent. What I want to find out is if they find you something but it doesn't respond to your financial/lifestyle needs and ...

Liban

You don't have much of a mind then....

Liban

I like swiss cheese... You Glory?

Lebanese ach'awam is also awesome.....

Liban

Kelly1966, I appreciate that :) You are correct, I am Lebanese but I also hold the Canadian passport and have been in Montreal for the past 17 years!!! French is the second language of Lebanon and thats why I use the name Liban... Besides when I registered I kinda went under the assumption that Leba...

Liban

Nah just put them in camps where they can have the honor of wiping our asses clean after we relieve ourselves...

If they wish they can keep the cloth they used to wipe our asses for their own home fragrence needs.... For them it beats wasting money on pot pourri....

Liban

I am Glory's manager. I take 20% of everything you give....

Hey, I mean a pimp has gotta make a living...

Liban

The problem with recruitement agencies is that you have to be in Dubai proper to have the best chance of getting the job. Don't get me wrong, http://www.bayt.com is a kickass agency but if you are outside the area where you wanna have them help you get a job then it is 100 times harder. That sucks f...

Liban

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Liban

Is the other dude's son his biological son also?

Liban

Financially it is still hard. We Canadians don't get to save much because we are taxed taxed and taxed again so what may look like a nice salary before taxes becomes pretty crappy after taxes.... One thing I would tell an employer who does a phone interview with me and who then asks to see me in per...

Liban

So I decided to have a tall glass of milk and some chocolate spread on lebanese bread...

YUM YUM YUM....

Liban

I think that the quotations taken in the below website come from some of the people that ask retarded questions or make mentally handicapped statements on dubai forums:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/mock_the_stupid/

Liban

Can you also include a picture of it....

Actually there is a site on the net (I forgot the name) in which some guy posts a photo of his morning dumps and has an archive for them....

He even gives them names I think...

Liban

Thank you!!!

Liban

a$$ pirate? hmm... a$$ pilot maybe?

I could say a word that the Grand Sheik of the Wahabis would rip your balls off and make you eat them just for being that word, but I won't... lol

Liban

Thanks, I know I am...

Liban

Salam 3aleykum...

Nothing is greater or more beautiful than the devine words of the Quran al Kareem...

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