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I am visiting london for one week and gonna meet 2 Pakistani girls and let see if i find them attractive for marriage . I dont even mind a divorce girls, atleast they know how to cure a relationship because of past accident. The Pakistani girls in London are awesome...but better be careful as to wh...
by KeithL
Jul 20, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: saving the private feeling of HP
Replies: 111
Views: 10499

have forwarded to around 150 people on my list. have u seen the other videos on the website especially the KFC one man i am never gonna have KFC again if thats true jerry i cant stand the view of a tortured animal...it makes me wanna kill...so no, i did not watch any of the videos. its enough to kn...
by KeithL
Jul 20, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: TORTURED ANIMALS
Replies: 30
Views: 4372

fayz wrote:Unfortunately in that area it is highly unlikely you'll get your own place within your budget, Your best bet would be get a 2br and share.

good luck and welcome to DXB :)


Fayz, is it impossible to get a 1BKH or even a studio for that amount in or around the street mentioned ?
by KeithL
Jul 20, 2006
 
Forum: Accommodation in Dubai
Topic: Looking for accomodation
Replies: 5
Views: 2352

XRW-147 wrote:
mraph33 wrote:I guess there is a good reason that I've been a vegitarian most of my life.


Here, here brother.

Vegetarian power.


Vegans or just Vegetarians ??
by KeithL
Jul 20, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: TORTURED ANIMALS
Replies: 30
Views: 4372

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by KeithL
Jul 20, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai high tech talk
Topic: Help test my site?
Replies: 11
Views: 3423

Damn i wont be there either :cry:

Have fun guys, maybe i can join you all on the next Carting day
by KeithL
Jul 21, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: kart racing poll on DATE
Replies: 26
Views: 3028

what other aunties u have info about? :D when choco will become aunty , she will stand at window and throw the water on people. She will say " u fcking pakis , go back to india ". (She doesnt know that pakis live in Pakistan :) . . :lol: :lol: you are the most racist man alive in the funn...
by KeithL
Jul 21, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Our romantic aunties
Replies: 16
Views: 16737

now now HP you cant have all the women in the world to yourself!!! You are marrying Corco, EJ wants to attend the wedding so she can object and declare her undying love at the appropriate time ..... and now you want Scarlett all to yourself perhaps as your mistress ..... I believe HP is trying to s...
by KeithL
Jul 21, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: saving the private feeling of HP
Replies: 111
Views: 10499

That picture alone does not represent the monkey population. There are so many romantic pictures of humans too but reality is something totally different. I was watching David Attenboroughs national geographic show where monkeys are as bad as humans at times, they fight, steal, kill, maul baby monke...
by KeithL
Jul 21, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Follow the example of...
Replies: 24
Views: 4972

ahem ahem, big brother MaaaD is Against my lebanese sister to wed a pakistani. That is because Pakistan is not using its nuclear bomb to aid hezbollah. So we need to boycott pakistani men until they give full support to the lebanese resistance.. until then we will hide our precious corco from any p...
by KeithL
Jul 21, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: saving the private feeling of HP
Replies: 111
Views: 10499

Keithel will also come and in case of emergency he will make me escape . so come wid gun or missile , we will see . Remember to bring girl :roll: No problem... I will give the "girl" a complete body search ...just to make sure she's not armed and dangerous :wink: HP you can frisk Maaqd......
by KeithL
Jul 21, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: saving the private feeling of HP
Replies: 111
Views: 10499

Re: Follow the example of...

Nick81 wrote:[img]When all is going to hell, when countries are at war, shouldn't we just follow the example of our "ancestors"?... :)


...and another thing Nick...they may be your ancestors...my ancestors were human...adam and eve :lol:
by KeithL
Jul 21, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Follow the example of...
Replies: 24
Views: 4972

HP I am so excited to be wearing " Shalwar kameez " wid red dupata (pakistani dress). :blob4: How did you know it was favourite colour ? :lol: This is the one I'm going to wear http://www.salwarkameezindia.com/salwar-kameez/salwar-kameez-400.jpg He looked at the shoes in your Avatar, Shei...
by KeithL
Jul 23, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: saving the private feeling of HP
Replies: 111
Views: 10499

Thanks Hein !

I am looking for a street bike and i was unaware that Al Futtaim deals in used Honda's as well

Thanks for the information :)
by KeithL
Jul 24, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Auto
Topic: Used Motorcycle Dealers
Replies: 17
Views: 12102

She must be shy HP

She's probably playing the waiting game :wink:
by KeithL
Jul 24, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: "I'm down on bended knees..."
Replies: 56
Views: 8444

Chocoholic wrote:HP is like a dog on heat, if he doesn't get any interest from one person, he just toddles off onto the next.


you forgot the salivating bit Chocs :wink:
by KeithL
Jul 25, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Ian and ejb come here for my sister scarlet
Replies: 31
Views: 5090

Bump !

doesnt anyone have a 190 ?? :?
by KeithL
Jul 25, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Auto
Topic: Mercedes 190E
Replies: 26
Views: 8759

There are so many left HP

The fun has only just begun :wink:
by KeithL
Jul 25, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: HP announce retirement (once again) ....luv hurt
Replies: 25
Views: 2675

How much would a 1000RR go for at Al Futtaims ??

Go for the Blade, Devil, the R1 is sexy in its own right too but I think service would be better for the Honda
by KeithL
Jul 25, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Auto
Topic: 1000RR - Wanted
Replies: 2
Views: 1749

'sif Citizenship

I'd rather enter by boat, set up shack at the recreation centres you call detention, toss a couple of shrimps on the barby and hang out with the friendly dingoes and sheilas
by KeithL
Jul 26, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Application for Australian Citizenship
Replies: 9
Views: 2143

Cellular Phone Service Providers

Can anyone recommend the best Mobile phone service provider in terms of :

- price
- talk time
- coverage

And any other features that would be useful.

thanks all :)
by KeithL
Jul 26, 2006
 
Forum: Products and Services in Dubai
Topic: Cellular Phone Service Providers
Replies: 8
Views: 2436

How naive can you be! Because not all species evolve into something else. Look at various reptiles, they've been that way for millions of years, and do you seriously think you'll see a species evolve during your short life span? Hello!!! Wake up! Yes humans have indeed evolved over millions of year...
by KeithL
Jul 26, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Follow the example of...
Replies: 24
Views: 4972

Re: HoW to PlEaSe a GiRl ?

gLoBalTeCh wrote:What makes a girl to fall in love with guy ?


A Diamond

,....Norma Gene once told me that it was a girls best friend :wink:
by KeithL
Jul 26, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: HoW to PlEaSe a GiRl ?
Replies: 109
Views: 23893

gLoBalTeCh wrote:Thanks for your comments.
now its enough. i will just wait for someone to come into my life who is true and real. to who i can trust, to love.


reminds me of the saying

"Good girls go to heaven....Bad girls go Everywhere"

lol
by KeithL
Jul 26, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: why i m unlucky in love ?
Replies: 41
Views: 6616

Re: hated superiors

raidah wrote:
so what do u find most irritating or disgusting about them?


The fact that they earn more than i do.

Stop whinging and become your own boss... start a business or sign up for Amway
by KeithL
Jul 26, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: hated superiors
Replies: 29
Views: 3107

My current boss is great. My previous boss in Australia... well, hell has a special place for him. He was just a total two faced incompetent ninkompoop that you wouldn't trust with a dozen eggs. As for being docked for typos, man, I should get paid for the amount of typos I pick up from our agency,...
by KeithL
Jul 27, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: hated superiors
Replies: 29
Views: 3107

XRW-147 wrote:What about 'em wallabies Keith?


nah, them and those drop bears are nasty buggers :) ...
by KeithL
Jul 27, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Application for Australian Citizenship
Replies: 9
Views: 2143

Re: HoW to PlEaSe a GiRl ?

freza wrote:
gLoBalTeCh wrote:What makes a girl to fall in love with guy ?



GOOD spelling....



lol :lol:
by KeithL
Jul 27, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: HoW to PlEaSe a GiRl ?
Replies: 109
Views: 23893

are you talking about Dubai ? as of today there is only one company Etisalat . So there is no choice. I think DU will be operational by end of the year. Ask us for a comparsion then ;) thanks for that MaaaD... I thought there were others besides Etisalat because many of my mates in dubai have quite...
by KeithL
Jul 27, 2006
 
Forum: Products and Services in Dubai
Topic: Cellular Phone Service Providers
Replies: 8
Views: 2436

easternjewel wrote:The guy who writes Archie comics! sorry dunno his name.


John L Goldwater :wink:
by KeithL
Jul 27, 2006
 
Forum: Movies and Music Talk
Topic: favorite authors
Replies: 13
Views: 3630
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