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FD, I have been considerably put off my Bud!! And all other beers for that matter after watching that.......
Anybody got urine? Ur-in(e) for a surprise.....there's a few extra bucks to be made right there; it looks like its in demand

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^^ Well, maybe not in the UK, but where OSG comes from....... here's a thought: you've got a farm, why not start an export business from there? And I'll want my cut; for being the first to suggest it to you 8) Here's how it is done: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=h1_HMQJS5bY&NR=...

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Yonkers? Close. Anyway, hope we'll hear or read more from you on DF. What are your thoughts on religion now? :D I was reading about Mansoor al Hallaj, a mystic about 9th century AD. He said: "I searched for God with the eyes of my heart, and when I found Him, I said 'Who are you?'. And He said...

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naziyabegum wrote:but I want to gift her a credit card which I think will make her happy?

Then get her a thin and flexible one, so she can pick her teeth with it

Jonkers

^^Oh you remembered! How nice

You must have a very long memory! Mashallah!

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Oh the turbans are a different kettle of fish! They are called Sikhs, followers of the Sikh creed, which was founded by Guru Nanak in the 18th century. He was, reportedly, called up by God, like all good prophets, and told to start off and he produced a mish mash of Hinduism and Islam. One of the te...

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'I'm still Waiting' That's such a bummer BM! I myself have never reneged on any commitment that I ever made, whether it was paying rent or paying off a loan. And I dont like anyone else doing that to me. A few years back, a tenant of mine started dilly dallying about rent that was owed by him. He w...

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BMreformed wrote:THE law which states that you cannot co-habitate with a woman you are not married to.

Thats a good one to hit him with. You need clear thinking, not beer!!

--- Apr 03, 2013 ---

BMreformed wrote:He has clarified that he knows the property law and I won't have a case in the Court (for various reasons)

And I am sure he is bluffing on that one, but you clarify it with someone knowledgeable about all this sort of business. Is he in the Real estate business?

Jonkers

I hope that you have some sort of proof that this con-man stayed for 3 weeks in your flat!
I would agree with Nucleus that having post-dated cheques is a good way of ensuring that you get paid, in the future.

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Some people make a vocation of spewing out drivel, and seem to love it

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ClOI9uu_4M

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dxbcitizen , So now that you've had a good cry, I hope you feel better. Hey! That's what DF is for :D Btw, back in the day when drinking a few beers in Dubai was no big deal, I discovered that my driving skills improved with drinking alcohol! I could weave in and out of the Dubai traffic in rush ho...

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Is dead. RIP
Probably Britain's best leader in recent times?

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I think she did well for England. Put the economy right, cut down the powers of the Trade Unions, handled the Falklands crisis very coolly. I remember after the first Gulf War, watching an interview of hers on some TV channel. She said she was with President George Bush (the Senior), when someone br...

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But he loves Sage! And his avatar!

And no one else......

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Here is something for the benefit of the one and a half people on DF that might read this. Some good lessons to avoid the pitfalls, and achieve some success in (corporate) life :D 1. THE NAKED WIFE. A man is getting into the shower, just as his wife is getting out of it. The door-bell rings, and the...

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BM, in future I'll stick to one liners :D Here's an Op-Ed from one of the more credible USA papers about the theory of the Simulators! I hope you will read. It just shows how seriously the idea is taken by reputable scientists! It's from December 2012: http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/at-the-edge/20...

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The last earthquake in Dubai was probably in 2004. It scared the crap out of a lot of people who spent a wakeful night riding in their cars. Many of them had probably never experienced an eq before in their lives. It is really a scary feeling if you are in a tall building that begins to sway and sha...

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That is indeed a sad story. I met the parents afterwards and I can tell you they were not the same people that I had known. They were devastated. Well, once one is dead, it doesn't really matter how the body is disposed of, is it? The Zoroastrians, or Parsees, worship Fire and the Sun, and are a dwi...

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What part of Dubai do you live in Mark? Near to Mirdiff?

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Nucleus, when was the last one? I mean, before this most recent one. Was it 2004? Were you there?

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A Chinese made should cost about AED 2000. If you want one :D You don't have to dust it. The dust makes it look nicer. During an eartquake it makes a tinkling/chinking sound that makes it all so surreal. In an eartquake I know its a Big One when I hear the decoration pieces crashing as they fall off...

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Jonkers , I'm very sorry to hear that! That was the saddest incident I have ever encountered Prowheels. And other bizarre things happened during that e.quake. An Airline pilot was about to leave for an Intercontinental flight and came home briefly to visit his family. They were having breakfast whe...

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What is he training for?

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Dignitas: a Non-profit Organization in Switzerland that administers assisted suicide for both locals and foreigners. Susan Griffiths was a Canadian who suffered from a rare disease called Multiple Systems Atrophy, with no known cure. The disease gradually shuts down every system in the body, leading...

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Well, it was intended to make Sage laugh

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I chose my words unwisely BM.
I wasn't being sexist!
What I should have said was, and what I meant to say was, " It was meant to make Sage laugh also!"
CBA to type " also " on my phone

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What is our reality? When the era of reason dawned on the planet and science began to expose the mystery of how things worked about 200 years ago, we thought we would soon have all the answers, including to the Big Questions. We were told that everything in the Universe is made of 'matter'; and matt...

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Congrats! You seem to have gone on an extended holiday now.
Good for you!! Happy jogging

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