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craigindubai wrote:Draw up a couple of cartoons of the prophet Mokammed having love with a goat or something and you won't have to worry about finding any Imams, they'll find you. With your Danish background I'm surprised that you haven't already done so....

aren't you sweet ....

JMK

^ian^ wrote:
BabyDoll wrote:
^ian^ wrote:
BabyDoll wrote:Anyway, perhaps you're thinking of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow's_h ... y_of_needs

JMK

Anyway, perhaps you're thinking of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow's_hierarchy_of_needs As per Maslow you are self-actualized PERFECT person if: keen sense of reality - aware of real situations - objective judgement, rather than subjective see problems in terms of ch...

JMK

I wish us, decent girls could spot decent guys from afar instantly, as if with the help of hidden radar .....like gay guys do

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JMK

hope not.... the smell of petrol under 50C will physically kill me ..

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JMK

so to sum up, only those with iron deficiency should drink tap water.

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PS: please dont call me stupid it was just a mere attempt of humour ..

JMK

BabyDoll wrote:Moving on from the last few posts, I dont get it. I can understand why women wears Gs and see through skirts or white pants. BUT why would men wear Gs.

there is a deep psycological explanation to this ...

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JMK

hmmm...dating sites & chatrooms vs bars & parties... isnt latter safer? at least you get to interact with a person face to face ....
all sorts of creeps from Facebook suddenly sprang to mind ..

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JMK

Moving on from the last few posts, I dont get it. I can understand why women wears Gs and see through skirts or white pants. BUT why would men wear Gs. :shock: there is a deep psycological explanation to this ... :) .. Aha...then spill it out..or do we have to wait till you finish that cigar of you...

JMK

admog wrote:Two things...
Firstly I thought I had dropped in to 'Ask Agony Aunt Audrey' page or something.

Secondly, I think the 'attachments' on the good lady mechanic are actually two of those 'air bag pump' things that you can use to jack your car up with.

JMK

most of my travels were kind of escapistic ...
I travel to get away from smth or somebody, to breath in and come back to reality .....

JMK

Compulsory: 1. credit cards/cash/cheque book 2. torch 3. Fucidine cream 3. Lipbalm 4. toothbruch 5. parfume 6. favorite hair brush 7. Aspirin 8. Twizzers 9. Make up bag 10. plenty of underwear and upperwear 11. Current favorite book 12. An A4 print out of personal plan of "what to see and what ...

JMK

Here's mine; 1. Handy Alarm clock 2. Small sachets of shampoo, liquid soap, lotion 3. Small bottle of lotion/deodorant spray 4. Hand Detergent (no water on the road) 5. Zip Locks 6: 3 Copies of passport :) Are you Asian? No offence, but it sounds like the kind of stuff an Asian would pack. Ian - wh...

JMK

MaaaD wrote:Just wondering, other than the initial cost, what are the costs involved in maintaining a boat in the 150 to 180 K range you mentioned ?

parking fee ..

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JMK

reviewer - thumbs up to you for your friendly and positive attitude...

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JMK

how about Geordie accent ..

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JMK

now seriously, craig, whats wrong with you mate? why are you so bitter?
is there anything we could do to help you maybe? .

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JMK

how about Geordie accent .. :) .. that's the worse one around...makes people sound even more stupid than they are... is Geordie accent spoken in "Twin Town" movie? I am not very familiar with English sub-accents ...but the one I heard in this movie is quite funny and sometimes even cute ....

JMK

Give him a puff JMK.....surely that will lighten him up.... :lol: but really, whats wrong with the boy ? do you know the reason behind his agression, I, being a human being and natuarlly compassionate woman, would like to help . :lol: .. afraid even more depression will follow after the "puff&...

JMK

only lights off - isn't it?

I am not turning off my server ....

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JMK

- use normal yellow light or fog lights - choose proper speed i.e braking distance should not exceed distance of visibilty - define hidden in the fog objects/cars/camels by looking out for objects of lighter tones, as they are less visible normally - open windows and listen -keep to your lane - use ...

JMK

BabyDoll wrote:YAWN ...
Is it just me?

Any interesting topic to discuss?
YAWN ...

where is everyone brunching tmorrow?
Ylumba seems to be nice with its free flowing champagne and all but a bit on expensive side, what do you think?

JMK

ebonics wrote:
JMK wrote:- open windows and listen

- put your favourite CD and make it loud so people can hear you if not see you ...

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that is when you are tired of listening ..

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JMK

common ebonics, cut me some slack I am just a silly woman with lipstick in one hand and steering wheel in another ...

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JMK

I recently read in some articles about gems and jewelry in this country. Apparently Gold, Diamond & Pearl are HOT to the extend the rich and famous will go to custom-make diamond studded belt, car accessories etc. Do you know what % of the population really live in this type of lifestyle? What ...

JMK

where is everyone brunching tmorrow? Ylumba seems to be nice with its free flowing champagne and all but a bit on expensive side, what do you think? I havent been there. I am thinking about shedding some weight. :oops: :D Personally anything under 400 should be ok if its freeflow champagne (Moet). ...

JMK

BabyDoll wrote:
JMK wrote:I only have swarovsky crystals on my boots (crying) .. ..

... I hope they are not from Karama

excuse me!
from Burjuman ... which is almost Karama anyways ..

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JMK

Best diet is - excercise, no saturated fat, sugar, starch intake.

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JMK

give ur reveiws on love based questions and problems here is my question i am 25 year old i am still not able to understand what is the definition of love thanks The word love has many different meanings in English, from something that gives a little pleasure ("I loved that meal") to some...

JMK

You must be kidding me. Is that all you are having for 10 days? Let me rephrase, SAME liquid for breakfast, lunch and dinner for TEN days?? Is this still recommended for someone with gastric? with gastritis you should go on low fat youghurt diet... and yes, that was all I had for 10 days, first 3 d...

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