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I would like any advice on the possibility of me re - locating to Dubai and sourcing employment, i am a 25 year old English male who has currently been working and living in the Algarve Portugal. I have qualifications in Administration and Bar Management. Can anybody please advise of any company's ...

Hi Hey you have not mentioned in which location are you finding the clubs?Yeah ,there are many cultural clubs here in Dubai and people have lot of fun on weekends.Go ahead and write a book, iam waiting for the book to be published,hope i can get a copy of that asap and see that i have my name inclu...

Shaddapa you face

It's a Toyota Fortuner 2.7 VVTi....with some extra trims round the bottom (which i thought were destined to come off). No problems with the springs - it bounced pretty well on landing, and no problems afterwards. I think maybe the engine is not big enough for the weight (reading the post above abou...

Stop spamming threads navy.

Why don't you try selling it on souq, you keep telling everyone else to. I hear they have plenty of for sale there too

Honestly if you're scared the way people drive, a 4x4 isn't going to help you that much. It'll just make for a more dangerous ride if you have to make any evasive moves in traffic. (higher center of gravity w/off-road suspension = horrible on-road handling) A bigger saloon car with some aftermarket ...

Sorry I don't listen to people who spam every thread and don't bother reading the original post.

Captain Australia wrote:Ah, you're that idiot that has said "try the yellow pages" for the answer to every thread for the last few weeks.

Ban this spammer please.

I think this might never come true mate, LOOK we've got spammers on this spam thread!

Ahhh so someone doesn't like being followed around and spammed! Don't talk shit when you can't even spell, no one will take you seriously.

Here is a small Charlie Brown comic that an artist took and added Frank's legendary style.

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Anyone think of putting a single-flash strobe light in their rear window? Just something small, but enough to make a tailgater a bit freaked out. I could see a whole load of fun coming out of this, but as soon as you flash a CID guy, there goes all the fun. You'd have to come up with some pretty goo...

For those of you who don't know who Frank Miller is, he wrote the graphic novel Sin City.

Kinda anticlimatic, but at least the RTA as their ***** covered if someone uberfails and wipes out on the speedbump.

Ooooh PWNED!!

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That is pretty low, but I guess he's addressing this to some bored housewife of an employed expat. Not a bad monthly salary if the secretary job is back in the Philippines or Thailand but over hear they'd have to have help from their husband to be happy with the offered salary.

All this is easily fixable, with the addition of a $650 Train Horn. Make student drivers s#!t their pants, make businessmen and women launch their coffees across their dashboards, and make your average tailgating a$$hole freak out and try to get away from your glass-shattering air-powered behemoths.

Anyone seen the speedbump out behind the Marina Mall in Abu Dhabi? A meter long by 24 cm tall!! Always fun to sit at the overlooking coffee shop and see tourists slam into this monstrosity.

It's on the back road of the mall near the ski slope, so it's not really that out in the open. Saw a 599 GTB hit it the other day, take out the lower lip, bottom out, then catch its tailipipes on the trailing edge.

It was a local that hit it, he looked stunned at first but just kept driving. It's not like the bump is hard to see it's made out of BRICKS on an asphalt road.

If you met her on WAYN, and her name's Nisha....she doesn't love you hahaha!

asif.ahmed wrote:Hi All Here

Instead of helping you people just have time to comment negative.Please behave in a professional way.

What help do we have to give you? you seem to be helping everyone by giving them a link to the yellowpages. Great public service

there was a law about strict clamp down on ppl who drive on the hard shoulder. but still ppl do it. and how exactly do you catch them? by having more police cars? by having loads of cctv cameras on every single road? fact is ppl in dxb are rich filthy. 10,000dhs is what? nothing to someone who can ...

Uhhh I'd listen to Yorky, he's kinda the Evolve forums guru too, and my hero of the roads

Hahaha this thread is sadly full of fail

Did you say hookers?! WOOHOO!

Someone's gonna get hit with a

mandrake wrote:hey
just arrived from nz and first weekend coming up, any nice female wishing to show me the night life?
am late 30s, 6" professional:)

Just show up at the first nightclub you see. You'll find a guide for as litte as 100 aed an hour