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OK...now to the delicate question of HP's salami habits... Er...there is a er...common thing that little boys...er 'do' that...ummm...how can I explain this delicately :oops: parts of their anatomy that are...er...somewhat similar in...umm...shape and size...er...to a small salami sausage...in HP's...

Hi, Could any of you please help us with some suggestions. We negotiated a flat with somebody for our stay in Dubai Marina, however today, only days before our travel, he's told us that the flat was no longer available... What a shock!! Could you please tell us where is the best way to place an adv...

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you can download the driver from Internet..............

Ok ... what it would be like if we ruled the world? and carried the world economy and nuclear weapons in our hand? other than the stupid photos that we will replace the pc mouse with a make up compact :evil: :evil: BRING IT ON :twisted: nuclear weapon doesnt look nice in your hand .......just take ...

Arnigang = Dead Dubai Knight = Dead Eastern Jewel = Mother of 6 kids HP = walking hospital ( having sugar , high blood pressure , two time heart attacks) Liban = Dead ............exploded himself to kill Jew Alex= my wife :P Choco = she will stand at window and throw the water on people ........craz...

arniegang wrote:what a cheerful post NOT

sorry daddy but its fact !!

I know i will be having very bad conditions in old age ....... Thats the way life is , everyone has to go ....sooner and later thats why we shuld handle each other with care

And then you wonder how you failed your Microsoft Certification!! Tut tut tut I am still MS certified :P daddy !! i will be having one complain ....you never brought me in UK when i was under 16 , now i have to stand in queue " non EU and British this way" ......in queue we are always hav...

alexandra wrote: HP dear, that means i should expect u will ask me to marry u in the next 19 years????

next year sweetheart !!

I am waiting if daddy recommend my decision . We will go at Oxford street london for shopping or Shuld we travel to Dubai ?

:shock: :shock: :shock: HP dear, that means i should expect u will ask me to marry u in the next 19 years???? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: next year sweetheart !! I am waiting if daddy recommend my decision . We will go at Oxford street london for shopping or Shuld we travel to Dubai ? well we shal see ...

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i think something is developing here :pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :P :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:...

[quote="KhalilVK876"]A Senseless Act:Committed by Pakistani Muslims -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- These guys are British , not Pakistani . They were born and grown up in UK and having British nationalities. So please refrain yourself from ...

the_zooter wrote:I think I might put in a counter offer!!

What do you say Alexandra?? Me and you - off into the sunset together??

The people will hear the first gun shot at dubai general forum .......so ya better back off ..................

Alex is mine

.......................................................... ......................................................DF friend! HP i know some of the history with some jewel, so guess u don't have much credit, but i like posesive men9 as long as they don't get paranoic), so who knows???? 8) Alex, Jewel...

Alex,


no matter ya girls rule in world but its men who rule in bed

Alex,

I never played with any girl , if i ever wanted i could play with the countless girl . I even had very very rich girls as my friend and if i wanted i culd spoil them , but i never did it.

Do not judge me because of my posts

Alex, no matter ya girls rule in world but its men who rule in bed :P hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa now that is hilarious HP, men have only the ilusion that they rule, cause in fact things r soooooo diferent: men don't rule not even in the kitchen, what to say about the bedroom: haaa dont make me laugh :...

Alex, I never played with any girl , if i ever wanted i could play with the countless girl . I even had very very rich girls as my friend and if i wanted i culd spoil them , but i never did it. :oops: Do not judge me because of my posts :oops: lolllllll HP u were the one who posted ur own dirty lit...

People lets be rational . Can anyone tell me 1= I live in Denmark and how come i get married or flirt with a girl from Romania ? 2= I live in Denmark and how come i get married or flirt with an indian based girl in Dubai? I am just having fun here and it doesnt mean that i am involved with any girl ...

if ya behave like this , i ll fire you daddy

I heard there are lot of Russian prostitutes in Dubai? Why do the Russia have so many prostitutes ? Poverty is the mother of invention ? or ......Dubai needs skill prostitutes ?

Why do the Dubai not open the immigration for Russian Pros ?

congratulation for having new sun glasses , how is weather in Dubai ? Its still cold in Denmark ......temperature never cross 10 :cry: Whenever little bit sun comes out , white girls come out in less than half clothes . As sun rises from east , so its shy and it hides his face again behind the cloud...

the_zooter wrote:

Liban wrote:OK thx.

In return Liban (or anyone), can I ask a question?

In my ignorance ( ), I don't know why you don't eat the pig. What is the reason for that?

Thanks

Because it looks like Dubai Knight , we have respect for our uncle

easternjewel wrote:

HP wrote:congratulation for having new sun glasses , how is weather in Dubai ?

Not very pleasent Hp

why do u not come to Denmark , sun never shines here , so no hard allergic ?

easternjewel wrote:I can't
I m allergic to Hp

ya can only avoid from one at a time and you would prefer HP .....

when are ya going to deliver this kid .............Fayz

frankly speaking i am tired of ya ..........i would apperciate if ya dont seek advices from E.J or try to get frank wid her ......

do ya copy me?

OK thx. In return Liban (or anyone), can I ask a question? In my ignorance ( :oops: ), I don't know why you don't eat the pig. What is the reason for that? Thanks Because it looks like Dubai Knight , we have respect for our uncle :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: where is Alex today? Her brother Zoo...

raidah wrote::shock:
do i look like some phone company???

sorry hun, i know nothing more about her than u do

I thought u were also from Romania and live close to her?

:shock: do i look like some phone company??? sorry hun, i know nothing more about her than u do 8) I thought u were also from Romania and live close to her? mark my words-never trust what women say :twisted: comming from a woman that is...well... :wink: in the meantime smbody let me in the fight cl...

raidah wrote:aaaaaaawwwww
all guys from denmark r tall, dark(expecially dark ) and handsome

now u had ur share of glory for today, get me in the fight club!!

first give me a kiss

aaaaaaawwwww all guys from denmark r tall, dark(expecially dark :P ) and handsome :wink: now u had ur share of glory for today, get me in the fight club!! :evil: first give me a kiss :P and by the way, u don t deserve western, nor an arabic kiss...perv :lol: :lol: :wink: okay girl ...........ya hav...

easternjewel wrote:

alexandra wrote:but i think he's a nice guy after all! oooooooohhhhhhhhh God did i really say that?????

You have committed a sin my friend!! Now get ready to face the (hp) consequences.

OH OH OH Alex ..................

But i am in love with Eastern Jewel