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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: It is like hell here, 14 feels like winter for us !! if you spend 2 summer in Dubai then you dont need to worry about the heat of " Hell". Its like having internship before going in Hell. I spent last summer in Dubai and it was terrible. You can not even wash...

If you go at any toilet in Dubai , it seems like flooding because everyone try to put the shower in their ............... :P I recommend people shuld use cola or pepsi , so in this way they can spare us from flooding. wallah once i went in the public toilet of dubai city center and it was looking li...

HP Its trademark :P I used to have a nick " Hi Pakistan" and people made it HP :P . The first time i used it in a Pakistani forum in Denmark . As usual , i made lot of enemies ...........As i am quite good at irritating to the limit :wink: Last year i was at a party and a cute looking girl...

It is really easy to understand black people. Their english never go beyound " hey mother fuc*ker , hey son of ....hey man ".

They even say " whats daddy , how r ya doing mother fck*er "

K I'm guessing he will turn up tom or thursday, if not i will ring his Uni to find out more. lets stop off the topic . You can tell the name of University to K and she can visit the place if it is not far from her home. In case if you call tomorrow , I think you better tell his full name " Dan...

strange case , no matter how ugly the girls are , they can still have a guy. Just walk around and give smile to guys , i bet within few minutes you will be among losers :P Am i right Choco ? In order to qualify for a guy like me you have to be born again with the diamond spoon in your mouth :wink:

take the letter to your daddy and ask him to read for ya :P Once one of my friend wrote love letter to a girl in our class and teacher made him to read infornt of class ( when i was kid ) . Once long time ago , one of my friend wrote letter to a girl and the girl deleted her name and wrote the name ...

Nurse must have said well come to Dubai , the temperature is 43.0°C. Humidity:, 79%. Wind:, WSW 14 km/h. Enjoy your stay :P shafiq bro , now give a little bit break to your wife , btw , I culd chose a nice name for your daughter :roll: She looks very cute and exactly like your wife ......not like ya...

I thought Faiza is Pakistani name

Please write your hobby on CV " burning the cars during weekends"

kidding girls.............best of luck ..

We are looking for Freelance's - who would be interestd to work with us on freelance basis from 05th to 21st June 06. Candiates have to be based in the UAE - as 1 day will be training and abel to travel. We are looking for candiates who are well educated and spoken - to do staff satisfaction interv...

Mel Marie wrote:If anyone needs to apply for a Call Center Agent job email his/her CV to:

diana_rafiq@yahoo.com

I have a pretty wide connections.

Lady Diana ,

Can i sleep during the job between 12-13 Otherwise i ll be dozing all the day at work........

Good answer Mel Marie. We must tell her what is right and what is wrong instead of telling her like choco " get a guy who can do from back ". The teen age is always dangerous and risk of falling from right track is highly likely. When i was 15, i always used to dream about having s.e.x wit...

So who do the Liban make fun of?

today one of my good friends saied to me: u waist ur time and the best years in keeping urself away from dateing! i realised that there was some truth in her words: i dont like to go out with all the men who ask me! i just can't seem to find one that would make it worth it to invest time and feelin...

So who do the Liban make fun of? :P Lebanese people make fun of mountain people and Syrians... Inceidently Syrians make fun of people from a town there called Homs... why are ya so serious now a days , result of marriage or something else :cry: Well in Pakistan , we make fun of Pathan and Sikh , we...

yshimy wrote:Shaf

God Bless the new commer and may god make her a good gurl and bless you and your whole family


IT is amazing man. Congrats

I think you do read birthday cards a lot , these kind of sentences are widely available on cards ..............Are u married bro?

hmmm i was guessing that it would be close to Hungry . I never visited E. Europe . Whenever i get time , i take the flight and go to London on weekend I was thinking to go in Italy ......If i ever plan to come over to Romania , i would let ya know

u r welcome any time HP and if u ever decide to come, let me know and i will help u with all the info and other suff u may need. there r a lot of nice places to visit and i will be happy to show u arround :wink: Thanks Alexandra , you are beautiful like your name . In case if ya ever plan to come i...

Junk food is only for young generation , you have been marked as " expired " .............

everyone has to die , sooner or later , so now stop it. If he has died , we can only wish him to have nice time and if he is alive , he has wasted our energies :cry: Have ya people ever thought , we all have to die ? what will happen to us after death? How are we going to lay under ground :cry: .......

I think i met with some romanian when i went to Greece Cyprus to study in quite early age . After couple of months , i went back to Pakistan because i was missing my mother :P .... By the way what is your relation with Dubai? whats bring you to the web site of Dubai? ....... I have daddy and unlce (...

me and Dubai never met, lol but i call it "my love" cause i find it amazing, like the place i always wanted to live in. the only non virtual connection with Dubai was a man i was in a relationship with, the love for him faded and my love for dubai expanded hehe :lol: i found the DF by mis...

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: The last time i was so happy when i passed my microsoft certification exam . After finishing exam when i clicked on finish, it was written " congratulation " BUT today i failed :cry: . I was really tense from few days ...

Whenever i am sad , i feel like having a long sleep . So very soon i am going to sleep for few hours before i forget it. what about Alaxandara from Romania ? what does she say? ..... Uncle DK is walking encyclopedia , most of the time i dont understand his philosophy. As him to write in simple words...

the_zooter wrote:Fail to Prepare = Prepare to Fail

zooter ,

i will buy a ticket for cricket match between Pakistan and England in july . Remember to come over. We will see who is rocking

alexandra wrote:what do i study?

Alexndara the great........ yes , you are right ......

Can ya upload the pictutre if any romanian person? i wana see how don they look like .

daddy can ya show her my picture

Choco be decent , if ya can not post something nice then atleast abstain from vulgarity. Please dont share your menu with us

I am fast bowler and opner batsman. I socred so many winning inngs while playing with my baby cousins. my average is Batting and fielding averages class mat inns no runs hs ave Tests 124 219 6 11294 400* 53.02 ODIs 265 257 27 9502 189 41.31

I didn't know we had a celebrity in this forum?? But shouldn't you be getting ready to play India, Brian Lara?? Its raining out , in mean time i can spend sometime in dubai forums before match. WI will be beaten up by Indians , i can bet on that. Remember to tell me when i can buy online ticket if ...

Chocoholic wrote:So fekin what! Bloody study more!

daddy was right , i thought u would give me your shoulder to shed some tears and your shirt to wipe my nose

Choco you sound like a person who was brought up at South Hall london