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Recently I got into an argument with ma bf. It was a stupid row,but i ended up slapping him. :oops: I feel really bad abt wht happened,but now he's avoiding ma calls. :cry: What's t best way 2 apologise? :?: by t way,I'm new member here))) :P I dont make argument with GFs in real life , i do it ove...

HP

lady_nampy_pampy wrote:HP : I wish he didnt tell his mum

Hey

Hit him with your best shot ,i mean kiss him at the part
where u slapped

PS" dont hit him below the belt

HP

HP : If he won't forgive me , I'll kick him where it reaaally hurts :!: :wink: Send him SMS with this text " Hi sweetheart this is me lady nampy pampy .......i know u are pissed off because i slaped you . I am regretting what i did , you can slap me if if its bring our relationship back" OR if he s...

HP

A guy have made a protest song of this cartoon thing: http://www.nerdherdstudios.com/flag/ See it as a JOKE. nothing more...... Why do u not share this Joke with Danish industry (DI) , Anders Fogh Rasmussen and moller :) ,they are doing their best to bring the things back but it seems " clash of ci...

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Lady namy pamy , leave the guy , now stop sending him text message ,he doesnt worth 1 AED. You can find better guy :oops: I think he was finding an excuse to leave u and now let him to enjoy wid his hand :P .......oh oh dont take it wrong ,i mean he must be thinking that he culd use his hand on you ...

HP

thanks HP :wink: ohhhhh and are we seing the undiscovered humerous and sarky side of HP now ? It suits you - carry on HP - make us smile. Man please dont nice to me , if everyone is nice to each other and world is perfect then the people like Me ,Bush and osma ben laden will get bore :P . By the wa...

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I am also tired of my teeth ,no matter how many time i wash ,at end it seems as i never used brush

.......It same as if u ask the black man to take the bath everyday so might be he become white one day but he would never

I stopped washing my teeths.......

HP

HP The idea/prospect of 4 wives is :shock: But i could give it a go :wink: :wink: But can u please leave " eastern jewel" cauz i am seriously considering her as my future wife but i think she doesnt like me :cry: . Thats not new for me but sometime it does hurt :( . Arniegang ,you do not need to go...

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Eastern J doesnt care about me , otherwise she culd have sent me a e-mail or text at dubaiforums. I think coumnity from dubaiforums should come forward and ask her to "get marry" with HP :oops: Eastern J.......i am not kidding or having fun , consider it serious ........ :oops: fayz habibi you are c...

HP

come on guys , give her break ,is it new thing for u

HP

Are you drunk? Since when does slapping justify a break. NO breaks given. Let's reverse the roles....guy slaps girl. Then what's your response. HP wake up. This is a cycle of violence...brewing. T Until no circumstances ,i would slap a girl , rather i would say "you are fired" :roll: . Being a man ...

HP

Fayz habibi ,Arniegang and Liban Come on guys " save the private HP" . I live in Denmark ,it doest mean that eastern Jewel should also boycott my love :cry: . I dont mind if people and eastern jewel boycott the product of " Arla " but i do mind if she boycott my innocent love. On valentine day , i w...

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lady_nampy_pampy wrote::oops:

Lady namy pampy ,

whats is current situation today , update us

.....where is the guy come from by the way?

HP

lady_nampy_pampy wrote::( well I saw him 2day,but he didnt even come 2 me. He is local, now I HATE local guys

where are u come from by the way?....... Hey can u tell me if local people wear underwear under the white arab dress? i am just curious

HP

HP : actually he Does wear his underwear :roll: Lady nampy pampy , if i find a local UAE girl ,i ll take the revenge of u ,so dont worry :roll: .... But local UAE girls never looked at me ,they must be thinking that i ws working as labour for some Al-David construction company :wink: or i had been ...

HP

aaah da best thing to do...get a plate of armor on ur chest...preferably titanium... and also get a pair of cricket helmet...(really effective in blocking shoes and sandals...) and oh ya...also a rose...with a card...really nice though.. I am going to propose a girl or going to fight in Iraq :roll:...

HP

sniper420 : nice advise , I will :P HP : just b urself with her,but do u really need a UAE girl? there's plenty of girls of ur nationality .) Girls from my nationality :roll: .............if u see a beautiful girl ,dont hesitate to let me know :wink: i will wait for until valentine day :)

HP

I am using my 50th post to announce my retirement. I initially came on this board to complete a college assignment of joining a forum and discussing International Relations. (50 post requirement, I am kind of a slacker, so I met the requirements) i am sure your teacher didnt advice u to bark like a...

HP

sniper *forbidden word describing sniper420* (edited by sniper420),

where were u ,havent seen u for long time? everything was okay down in Canada ? It must be exciting weather .......

HP

step 1=

If

uncle and aunti accept my proposal ..........

then

............marriage ............

go to step 2....

end of loop

else

run from home with eastern J

end

step 2=

if kids are < 2 in first year

repeat the process

HP

Hiya wrote:why MUST muslim women wear hijab, why its forbidden to have your hair uncovered ?

because most of u girls dont have silky hairs

.........i think this topic was written before ......so use

www.google.com ..................scarf and snifer

HP

Kelly 1966

why do u not send " happy valentine day" to Liban

HP

Dear Hp, -No girl in her normal mental & physical state will give you a positive answer. -There is no need for my fone no. I can beat the shit out of you on this forum :D -Dont go to Iraq, you deserve Denmark! PS: HP is a lifeless lame silly looser innovating 'kill time' methods with his jawles...

HP

Keep trying HP, in the meantime i have mailed you some tissues, you must be heartbroken, public rejection is hard, but you braved it well. :? Thanks man , though tissues are scarce resources in Dubai ( as most people dont use them in toilet across UAE or for wiping the tears,they usually use water,...

HP

Hold on a minute..................................... HP you were in love wiv da Choco not that long ago. :shock: :shock: No man thats was not real love , choco got the alexander the great ,i mean Greek boy friend and second i dont want to have white kids . Third ,i am from Pak and East is from ind...

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arnigang Hey man how r ya spending your valentine day? dont tell me u are going at uncles club :P why do u not send a e-mail to liban and send him valentine card :P Defo, what about ya ? Well i wouldnt angry on anyone , it is really hard for me now a day to irritate people . By the way where are u f...

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HP, I reckon she's just being coy and playing hard to get. It's just a test of your devotion to see if you're worthy. I think you're in there mate... and especially when she sees the size of your wad :D ! convincing her is same as convincing God to send rain in Dubai in june :0). Well i told her th...

HP

It is best for Iran to shut his mouth atleast for sometime . It is stupidity to challenge US . I dont think if Iran can survive for more than 1 or 2 weeks after the attack. The stupidity of Sadaam and Mullah omar destroyed two countries and my eyes cant see the third one :roll: Just be like Pakistan...

HP

happy valentine day everyone and please dont make too much love , its tuesday and its working day ......in 10 minutes i gotta catch the train

arnigang ,lets her play hard ,cauz now she has no one to play

though HP has dead but his soul is still wandering over dubai forums

HP

once again i really apperciate the white community of dubaiforums , who wiped my tears unlike my muslims and arab fellows of dubaiforums. Fayz habibi and Liban didnt even ask" how are u HP after earthquake" . I really apperciate , otherwise i was planning to commit suicide last day , it was damn col...

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