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Fayz Habibi

Logon to read ur private message :lol:
I will holla ya !
by HP
Dec 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai Forums meet with special guest HP Dec 7 7pm
Replies: 110
Views: 14448

HP dont go grabbing any air hostesses on the plane then we will have to move the meet to dubai prison I will control myself for 5 hours ! :roll: why do u guys think i am always having condem in my pockets? Or i have so many holes in my pocket :lol: WELL! U guys ll find a real person ! 1 = shy 2 = B...
by HP
Dec 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai Forums meet with special guest HP Dec 7 7pm
Replies: 110
Views: 14448

MaaaD wrote:call this number: 999


enter the country code following by city code and then press Hash :lol:

It is allowed to smoke Hash in Royal Dutch airline on the back seats .

PS" dont be naive , everyone knows who to contact. Call the Politi (Police)(Shurta).
by HP
Dec 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Drugs in Dubai
Replies: 44
Views: 7294

Chocoholic wrote:Is a sleaze bag who likes hookers!


hookers know how to entertain a man :P
by HP
Dec 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Christiano Ronaldo!!!!
Replies: 24
Views: 3181

am i right concord?
by HP
Dec 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Christiano Ronaldo!!!!
Replies: 24
Views: 3181

Sage was s.e.x machine in 1960 :lol:
by HP
Dec 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Christiano Ronaldo!!!!
Replies: 24
Views: 3181

if you ask Sage og Onion , wot is the great invention of 20th centuary. He would reply "Viagara". :lol:

sage is good boy , he is in school now. He comes to DF in evening after home work.

He is going to move this post to Fight club :P
by HP
Dec 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Christiano Ronaldo!!!!
Replies: 24
Views: 3181

In Pakistan , charas means " Hash".
Charsi means = the person who smoke it

It is the main export of Afghanistan and count for 99% of their export.
by HP
Dec 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Drugs in Dubai
Replies: 44
Views: 7294

^ian^ wrote:I dunno... he seems to be more timid now.


who ?
Sage og Onion?
by HP
Dec 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Christiano Ronaldo!!!!
Replies: 24
Views: 3181

in Australia , u can play cricket
by HP
Dec 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Which is better? Living in Australia or Dubai!
Replies: 30
Views: 5704

It costs me 1700 AED extra to visit Dubai ,but i am doing it for u guyz.

Do i hear CHOCO is showing up :lol:

I pretend decent , only God knows how hard it is to be decent :(.

I hate decent people .
by HP
Dec 05, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai Forums meet with special guest HP Dec 7 7pm
Replies: 110
Views: 14448

People ! plz dont make me ashamed by asking
" why do i act stupid at DF"

:lol:
by HP
Dec 05, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai Forums meet with special guest HP Dec 7 7pm
Replies: 110
Views: 14448

someone is asking me the location :=).
even the chief guest doesnt know the location because of security :lol:
by HP
Dec 05, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai Forums meet with special guest HP Dec 7 7pm
Replies: 110
Views: 14448

how is ground temperature in Dubai .Its + 6 in Denmark. Wind is blowing like a hell plus rain :cry:

I have only winter clothes .
by HP
Dec 05, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai Forums meet with special guest HP Dec 7 7pm
Replies: 110
Views: 14448

Re: HELP ME FIND HIM

U need to tell the Police that he is member of Osma bin laden Group . They ll find him in minutes.
by HP
Dec 05, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: HELP ME FIND HIM
Replies: 13
Views: 2507

Re: HELP ME FIND HIM

gezza wrote:

serioiusly...what is your reason for finding this man?>


I dont know how come people fall in love . I can not obsessed with one lady for more than 4 working days.
by HP
Dec 05, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: HELP ME FIND HIM
Replies: 13
Views: 2507

Re: HELP ME FIND HIM

^ian^ wrote:
4 of their working days?


1 = Open outlook 2007
2 = click on Action and Options
3 = By default the first tab shows "Calendar"
4= Click on Calendar option
5= start time and End time

Its mine :=) .
by HP
Dec 05, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: HELP ME FIND HIM
Replies: 13
Views: 2507

Sage og Onion also makes his living by selling drugs to school kids.

source --Concord , Dubai forums news , Dubai , UAE
by HP
Dec 05, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Drugs in Dubai
Replies: 44
Views: 7294

Re: Any young people here

nickamin wrote:Im looking for people that wanna hang out around 17-21 age group. Im new to the city and hope i can meet a few people before i start school here.


sage og Onion
Concord
Ian

:lol:
by HP
Dec 05, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Any young people here
Replies: 2
Views: 1299

This is the final call for passengers :lol:

Its such a warm weather in Dubai , if i stay for few days , i ll become black :oops:

Got the location and talked to Fayz and jits.

see u guyz tomorrow .Danish language is still on my lips :)
by HP
Dec 06, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai Forums meet with special guest HP Dec 7 7pm
Replies: 110
Views: 14448

HP is back with style

Thanks for meeting up in Dubai . Now i am back in Denmark. I dont need to mention that i was not able to find life or even few hours partner :(. Oh I was in Rawalpindi few hours before the death of miss Bhutto. I wish i was her killer ! Now Asif Zardari (her Husband) is chairperson , LOL . I never s...
by HP
Jan 01, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: HP is back with style
Replies: 7
Views: 1892

Put ur daughter , girl friend or wife in black veil :lol:

There r so many suicide bombers in Pakistan , can we not express our feeling abroad? :P
I have x-raw machine in my eyes and i always look at girls as i am gonna eat them :lol:
by HP
Jan 04, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: This really annoys me....
Replies: 105
Views: 14322

I wouldn't say GAY COMMUNITY mate......I would say just deprived Pakistanis. as for proud!!!?... Makes me feel violated. Espically when they stare at my daughter. :twisted: How do u know if someone is Pakistani ? Are Pakistani people having "PAK number plate" ? Its indian people , am i ri...
by HP
Jan 04, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: This really annoys me....
Replies: 105
Views: 14322

Re: Shaik Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Makhtoum's acession day

HP will remain silent :oops:
Musharraf should also sponsors my wedding ceremony.

"Mohammad sponsors mass wedding ceremony"
by HP
Jan 04, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Shaik Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Makhtoum's acession day
Replies: 4
Views: 1228

Well come back sweety !

Unlike you , i always want unwanted people around me , they throw new energy inside me . I am always silent when friends r around.
by HP
Jan 04, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: and a big welcome back too.......................
Replies: 7
Views: 1047

St.

are u also becoming western ? what happened to u man ? we used to kill the birds with stone :lol:

I think like Conconrd , u got some mission in life now:)
by HP
Jan 08, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Pigeons Dying
Replies: 38
Views: 4444

i luv him ,he is ture leader . You guyz are lucky that he will arrive in Dubai. No doubt Iran is threat to world peace :lol:
by HP
Jan 14, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Bush Day
Replies: 8
Views: 1258

I am running a community "Benazir bhutto will burn in Hell ?". All Pakiz r at one síde and i am at another :lol:

ciao
by HP
Jan 14, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Did I miss anything...
Replies: 13
Views: 1884

Re: Two by two...

Dubai Knight wrote:This morning I saw lots of animals walking down the Jumeirah Beach Road...two by two.

Anyone seen a large boat?

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Wet Knight


you can take arnigang wid u too ...... :lol:

kidding :wink:
by HP
Jan 15, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Two by two...
Replies: 5
Views: 583

There were few times when i was searched half naked at different airports . The reason was that i always pretended as suspecious person by running and doing everything in hasty wasty :roll: . The one thing gives me plesure that security officers touches my balls :P . At the end of search they used t...
by HP
Jan 15, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: edit
Replies: 55
Views: 8305
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