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Craigo wrote:Used in the right way, yes it could quite easily make you laugh! ...... but that's certainly not its main purpose! Lol

I doubt very much that you'd find any dildos with 'made in Israel' stamped on them!!

Is it weapon of mass destruction ?

Shaen wrote:well, im bored too at the moment, and so i try to improve my english skills in your forum

greetz from austria
shaen

Talk to me , i will improve your english language

A
B
C
D
... (complete the dots)
G

write about your past while using "Present Indefinite Tense".
ask Ian and Concord to help you , although they are not good at englesk

Concord wrote:20. All members are equal.
21. Always remember: HP is an idiot...

all members are equal in length , width, height ?
HP is an idiot ?

Sage og Onion !!

time to take action . U know what to do , i dont need to tell u

are u from Austria ? is it close to Australia ?

Shaen wrote:yes im from austria, that's the little country next to australia where all kangoroos are pink and eat marshmellows

and Australia is the part of Germany? Can we kill some red kangroos and make a red jacket ?

PS" we r bored at work"

Is it true girls walk half naked in Europe? u know what i mean after looking at girls in dubai . I have applied for "Visum" .

sage & onion wrote:No he didn't, and I think it's a good post.

Love is in the air for Concord

Being a moderator , do u second the point no 21

HP is an idiot ?

Hello comrades, i confirmed the dates from dubai to Pakistan. As i am landing on 6 Dec , i ll be staying in Dubai til 9 Dec . 6 Dec til 9 Dec in Dubai please make it sure we can meet , so tell me how and where should we make a small party. Dont make it junk meeeting :). Make it quality not the quant...

BabyDoll wrote:Is it more difficult to work with women or men. And why?

Post your opinions here.

This can only happen if you do not have good skills .

Its means only Choco is coming with Flower at airport ?

I would like to work as BOSS of Concord , Ian and sage og Onion. I will put lot of work on them.

British people usually dont pay the bill and try to run

Paul Booth wrote:Yes and Pakistanis can't afford to go in a Dubai bar in the first place.

Those people who afford it , they cant even pay the bill
killl billl

20000 AED per month
Plus = reading news on Net
Plus = Checking cricinfo after an hour
Plus = Chatting
Plus = Taking to my sweetheart on msn
Plus = my blog

It would not be in european way :=).

In European way , everyone pay his/her own money . I want it to be in arab way , where host pay and in this case you all guyz r host .

I will come , eat , drink , smoke and say " Salaam Habibi /Good buy/bye"

Cristin wrote:HP what kind of job do you have?sorry for asking

I sell bible in Saudi Arab

I live in the heart of G.W.Bush

Fayz, Ignore what I wrote earlier and based on HP's post find the cheapest place in Karama or Sharjah. Flies are protein anyway. I cook my self and i cook really bad , so i dont have any taste buds left inside me . My grand mother writes in her book [" who is jimmy oliver"] that a place i...

gezza wrote:Hi everyone.
we are new to dubai and are having problems finding a car lift company to bring my son home from school.

anyone any ideas?

most appreciated!!

what about renting Helicopter ?

Cristin wrote:Yeah...While he's Talking with his sweetheart on msn

i have disabled all Nudges and stuff , she sends me a lot , as she is 16 years old .

gezza wrote:listening to a debate currently on talksport.net

If you could get away 100% with stealling somthing.....
would you do it?

there would be no comebacks/or do you belive in karma?

Well ! I wouldnt steal ! HP is an honest man !
If it is millions , i ll take them wid me instead of stealling.

You are so innocent HP , if all boyz r nice like you , how nice the world would be . when i cheat : You are idiot HP . I will call police if you posted my picture on web (year 2004 my ex) when a girl need s.e.x. , i will send her to you , God has sent you on this world for only s.e.x ( my ex GF seco...

I am gonna meet her today , it will cost me 40 AED for Coffee related products .

Girls r such a idiot , never bother to take out their purses I have written countless post on this topic but women do not understand

Every dog has his day.

whats the point ?

what does thinking giving day mean? Turkey never gave the Cyprus to "Cyprus Republic"

not sure

Thanks giving doesnt make sense , because thanks is always with taking not giving.

what is turkey giving on that day? Some space to Kurds in Turk?

KeithL wrote:

HP wrote:I live in the heart of G.W.Bush

Not EJ anymore?

No man , i left her for u
It is boring to stay at one place , i like changing places.

jst 1000 posts ?

shame on u man

u r not White like us , so u have to work very hard at office

Amazing how HP manages to trash a thread. And I agree, I'm from the Human race, planet Earth. Choco my rose , I agree ! we are from Planet Earth and i think Visum system should be finished ! I dont know why have they draw those lines , this is UK , this England , , This is ireland , This is Denmark...