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I feel like asking stupid questions as people usually ask : 1 = can i walk outside in underwear ? :oops: 2= Can i pee outside , or i need to find wash room ? :cry: 3 = can i hold the hand of a girl in public :P 4= where can i eat Halal Food ? :lol: 5 = I need to find GYM during my 4 days stay , wher...
by HP
Nov 02, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Congrats HP 2500 posts!
Replies: 31
Views: 5493

Re: HP Joins the Army

HP, I think you will have to spend all your time in Dubai and not go to Pakistan or Musharaf will draft your a$$ into the Army or drag your a$$ to jail. Looks like mess out there... Maybe Bhuto can put you up while you are in Dubai. I hope uncle Bush can save me from any trouble :P I was thinking t...
by HP
Nov 05, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: HP Joins the Army
Replies: 2
Views: 816

I'm interested, and my dad will be here in 3 weeks, and he'd definitely be interested. We need some fish food too, I reckon I could nominate some people. Hey , i will be in 4 weeks :lol: Btwn , your daddy gonna search for a girl for u in Dubai ? :roll: we can take sage og onion with us . You guyz h...
by HP
Nov 05, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Deep sea fishing?
Replies: 14
Views: 3624

Saudis are not good at this airforce shit , they were trying to pass between two twin towers on 911 :roll:
by HP
Nov 06, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Air Force Test
Replies: 16
Views: 3877

Re: I have an off on thursday!

bsorc wrote:Off days are unpredictable for me . I have one on Thursday, any tips how i can enjoy my off without having to face traffic?


why do u not close your eyes and walk outside :wink:
by HP
Nov 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: I have an off on thursday!
Replies: 3
Views: 1181

Thats sad part of Dubai forums . We are losing people here on daily basis . There is no hot debate anymore at DF :oops:
by HP
Nov 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: The S&O, ^ian^, and Concord Show
Replies: 6
Views: 1371

velkomen back , how was ur trip?
Have you brought something for sage on onion :lol: ?
by HP
Nov 09, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sssup folks?
Replies: 12
Views: 1357

I dont have Visum and my Kusine /onkel gonna send me the UAE Visum . I sent them my passport copy (Correupt republic of Pakistan ) and one stylish picture :P There is no visa on my passport ,i have one Permenent residence Card and its in Danish :lol: The only word in english is (Permenent) . The las...
by HP
Nov 09, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sssup folks?
Replies: 12
Views: 1357

Concord , now you can recognize me

Dead OR Alive

wanted


HP



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by HP
Nov 09, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sssup folks?
Replies: 12
Views: 1357

I sent this picture for Dubai Visum


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by HP
Nov 09, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sssup folks?
Replies: 12
Views: 1357

How is to be in december ? I need to bring warm clothes for Pakistan and i am not sure if i come in tight T-shirt in Dubai or with overcoat?


Are we expecting white X-mas in Dubai :roll:
by HP
Nov 09, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sssup folks?
Replies: 12
Views: 1357

6 minutes and 34 seconds .

Actually in old days , i used to snatch the purses of women in crowd ! Thats pre-requisite for a good pilot .
by HP
Nov 09, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Air Force Test
Replies: 16
Views: 3877

i would not be able to show my body to DF girls ? :roll:
by HP
Nov 09, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sssup folks?
Replies: 12
Views: 1357

Re: anybody knows how to use msn on the mobile phone?

troublewater wrote:my mobile is N73 , simcard is etisalat, thank u very much




enter the user name = Sage-og-Onion
Password = i-hate-concord
re-confirm the pasword = I-hate-concord
by HP
Nov 09, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai high tech talk
Topic: anybody knows how to use msn on the mobile phone?
Replies: 3
Views: 2079

HP is hidden , he might not reply :wink:

I hide from General Mushi :wink:
by HP
Nov 12, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ok who's hiding
Replies: 10
Views: 1262

Re: Rememberance Sunday

I know its a day late but i wanted to post this and ask you all to take a minute to remember all those who lost their lives in the 2 great wars. Please spare a thought today for all those Australians, New Zealanders, Canadians, Americans, British, Polish, French, Russians, Belgians and all the othe...
by HP
Nov 12, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Rememberance Sunday
Replies: 14
Views: 1990

i dont have taste buds left inside me , i cook really bad food :(.
by HP
Nov 12, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Foodies pls contribute
Replies: 30
Views: 4390

Have you participated in that war? :roll:

How old were ya at that time :P
by HP
Nov 12, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Rememberance Sunday
Replies: 14
Views: 1990

Re HP maybe a moment of reflection to remember the 22,000 brave Indians who lost their lives, and over 80,000 that were taken prisoner coinsidentally involving campaigns in the middle east and North Africa. Here is something i have copied from a site - in fact i was totally amazed at the huge contr...
by HP
Nov 13, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Rememberance Sunday
Replies: 14
Views: 1990

Human rights and Gulf states ? I dont understand something ?

sage og Onion , move this topic to Junk box , i see some one is spamming here :lol:
by HP
Nov 14, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: Statement from the UAE Government on the Human Rights Watch
Replies: 1
Views: 2200

Jamal wrote:hahaha wat up chink ... you still stuck on ali g ... man get creative..

..


whats up dog :lol:

it been ages , since i saw u ! where is ur gay partner , what was his name ?
by HP
Nov 14, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: fags are cheap in dubai
Replies: 8
Views: 2430

i have to compete against MAC and LG.

be loyal to HP :wink:
by HP
Nov 14, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: I Come Back
Replies: 2
Views: 891

Re: Why is medical test so expensive here?!

I'll give you number if you are interest. Female doctor. You can call and find out, etc. Female Doctor ? :lol: I wanted to be doctor when i ws kid. after reading the "Biology" i operated upon few frogs and they died . Thanks God i am not doctor . You cant avoid casualties in love and oper...
by HP
Nov 14, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Why is medical test so expensive here?!
Replies: 9
Views: 3713

Doctors , tests are free.

But we do pay 40% of taxes :cry: U guyz dont pay any tax, so dont complain.
by HP
Nov 14, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Why is medical test so expensive here?!
Replies: 9
Views: 3713

^ian^ wrote:

It's disgraceful the nearest Mosque to the Marina is in Knowledge Village.


as you go to Mosque 5 times in a day :lol:
by HP
Nov 14, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Floating in Palm
Replies: 9
Views: 3007

Baby doll ,

This is dubai forum not Hospital . U sound like walking Hospital like my Grand mother .
by HP
Nov 14, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Why is medical test so expensive here?!
Replies: 9
Views: 3713

I am from a muslim country , what is the purpose of this "Tool" ? :roll:
by HP
Nov 15, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Bringing a vibrator to Dubai
Replies: 25
Views: 15794

Re: Conway's Law

BabyDoll wrote:In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is
going on. This person must be fired.


In Dubai forums , there will be always one person who moves the posts of Concord . This person must be .............. :roll:
by HP
Nov 15, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Conway's Law
Replies: 3
Views: 949

Bleakus wrote:
a better label for it is "device"


what is the purpose of device ? Does it make someone laugh ? :roll:

We dont use "Made in Israel products" in UAE? :roll:
by HP
Nov 15, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Bringing a vibrator to Dubai
Replies: 25
Views: 15794

Re: Toilets are for taking a dump, not a shower

usually in UAE people dont use Toilet paper to wipe their asssses , they like to use water and if there is warm water , they use 7up :). The result is flood at toilet. '

I hope you understand cross culture differences :=)
by HP
Nov 15, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Toilets are for taking a dump, not a shower
Replies: 19
Views: 6035
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