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I have always wondered about the mentality of those who abuse and rape women and children, after less than a week in the forum and reading such posts, now I know. after looking at ur pictures at web blog , i realize how poor the Labenon is !! They can not even provide u the full dress to cover the ...
by HP
May 23, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Man... love?!
Replies: 26
Views: 5832

Choco,


u have to think about ur EX_Boyfriend. It ll make u thin and fit :lol:

i started GYM and there are so many cute chicks , and i dont know how fast the time goes :oops:
by HP
May 23, 2007
 
Forum: Health and Medicine in Dubai
Topic: Fun ways to get fit
Replies: 25
Views: 3293

Re: dancing in dubai

Where in dubai can you go to learn to dance, hip hop, bollywood, maybe even breakdancing? aree there any groups anyone knows of? im not a professional, but i ike to dance as a hobby, and to keep fit. what about clubbing in dubai? is there a decent scene here? thanks!! For Bollywood dance , just con...
by HP
May 23, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: dancing in dubai
Replies: 4
Views: 1882

well mostly i travel on PIA (Pain in ASSS or Pakistani International airline) . It sucks big time. 1= Old women or uncle servering . 2= Kids r crying , old aunties try to lay in seats as soon as u go at toilet. 3= ppl rush to the gates before the Jet stops :lol: 4= if something happen wrong during f...
by HP
May 24, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Supersonic flights to Dubai...
Replies: 18
Views: 3043

velkomen back scarlet

we missed u

your brother
HP :P
by HP
May 24, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: velkomen back scarlet
Replies: 0
Views: 527

Re: Never drink it!!

beachbelle wrote:So please be careful and do not drink that
water bottle that has been left in a car and pass this on to all the
women in your life."


How sweet ,

Can u tell us car number , so we dont even go close to that car . :roll:
by HP
May 24, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Never drink it!!
Replies: 13
Views: 3024

Re: Cross Dressers in Dubai

U r new in Dubai and u do observe lot of things ! U r Bi , so whats wrong if someone is Man or Woman , In both cases u ll enjoy :lol: PS" Do u work in beauty center ? where all the ugly people cum :roll: Dont u think u shuld also need to focus some of your skills on ur own face and body :lol:
by HP
May 24, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Cross Dressers in Dubai
Replies: 27
Views: 10312

ajb wrote:you could go on the charlie diet ;) then you could look just like Kate Moss



Hey Man ,

where are u and hows thing happening ? Long time no see ?
by HP
May 25, 2007
 
Forum: Health and Medicine in Dubai
Topic: Fun ways to get fit
Replies: 25
Views: 3293

xty wrote:HP, you should learn how to spell English words. Seriously.

Cheers ;)


I will learn how to spell "Seriouly" :lol: S-e-r-i-o-u-l-y :roll:
by HP
May 25, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Cross Dressers in Dubai
Replies: 27
Views: 10312

Re: re: hp

RE: HP well my intentions are not to deal with someone over internet, i am just letting you know i gave my office address and the number, and i am registered with CBR, if you ever plan to visit PAKISTAN you can surely then contact me and ill be there to assist you regards ;) and this is a good time...
by HP
May 25, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: re: hp
Replies: 2
Views: 703

what about the people who work at "Carrefour"? :roll: Dont u guys think they deserve some respect and more wages ?.
by HP
May 27, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Respect to all those labourers
Replies: 28
Views: 9719

Plus Concorde is a very old plane now, first flew in the late 60's. The aircraft was also only allowed to fly certain routes and only go supersonic over water because of the noise issues - the supersonic 'bang', can be deafening. Concord is old plane now :lol: Concord , where the hell u r hiding no...
by HP
May 27, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Supersonic flights to Dubai...
Replies: 18
Views: 3043

Muslim countries are like = 0+0...............+0 = 0

No matter how many time u count "0", the result is always "ZERO".

Dont give the excuse to US , its so simple :=).
by HP
May 28, 2007
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: USA- the Real Terrorist?
Replies: 18
Views: 3988

Re: Women know your limits !!!!!!

MaaaD wrote:damn it women .. please know your limits :P if you don't watch this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRaxPS3l_Ug


i dont mind women's stupidity :P Look how choco is at dubai forum :=(.

BUT:

all the money in this world was useless if there were no women .
by HP
May 28, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Women know your limits !!!!!!
Replies: 15
Views: 2807

Re: How to solve a problem

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on an airplane follow these instructions: 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start up your laptop. 4. Make sure the guy, who is annoying you, can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to t...
by HP
May 28, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: How to solve a problem
Replies: 20
Views: 3778

New official Daddy of Dubai forum is .......

Sage & Onion :lol: Source = 10 down street dubai forums Arnie was not able to get the vote of confidence from Dubai forum. His long illness and his addiction to alcohol was the cause of his failure (quoted ...CNN). The ring leader "Concord " has been sent to Jail for interrupting the ...
by HP
May 29, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: New official Daddy of Dubai forum is .......
Replies: 5
Views: 1324

New GOVT : HP = I will be the teacher of English at Dubai forum St. = He will be the Chief of army staff Choco = She ll be official danser of Dubai forum Ian = He will be supporting England Concord = Concord will fly again Not sure = we r not sure about him Bushra = she ll be deported alex = yet to ...
by HP
May 29, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: New official Daddy of Dubai forum is .......
Replies: 5
Views: 1324

Oi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: You have some explaining to do my son :evil: :evil: You will be promoted to "Grand Daddy" :=) . Queen of Dubai forum will be awarding you the title of "Sir" . sage & Onion told us that you will be moving from 10 down street (dubai forum) like ...
by HP
May 30, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: New official Daddy of Dubai forum is .......
Replies: 5
Views: 1324

Can i kill my future wife in same way? :roll:
by HP
May 31, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Don't leave children in cars! - girl dies in Al Ain
Replies: 30
Views: 5164

It is easy for girls to get a guy and its guys who always have to do hard work :=). example = If i go out and scream" who would like to have se.x wid me ! There will be no one .....or only prostitutes or couple of gays . if a ugly girl go out and scream " who would like to have s.e.x wid m...
by HP
May 31, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: why are females getting stuck on u????
Replies: 10
Views: 2779

Re: I Just Cant Take this Anymore!!!!!

Ok Folks, Now i dont want them to know that i have seen this movie already.... What Should I do???? I dont want to break their hearts PLUS I really DONT want to watch this movie all over Again x 5!!!! Please help! i think its time that people shuld stop bragging about the numbers of their girl frie...
by HP
May 31, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: I Just Cant Take this Anymore!!!!!
Replies: 22
Views: 3982

Good to see citizenship isn't given to just anyone. I mean, you need to qualify for valid reasons... like being good at sport. Question: Is he a muslim? Ian sweetheart , Muslim is not someone who prays five times in a day and who cover the head with scarf. Or even someone who washes his asss wid wa...
by HP
Jun 02, 2007
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Brazilian footballer granted UAE citizenship
Replies: 17
Views: 3734

i am gonna waste 5 more minutes here . Most of the muslims dont even know what is the prupose of 5 times Prayers. The summary of paryers is " God save me from bad things and help to to be a pious poerson". when u offer first pary and promise to be good and pious .Now u get some interval an...
by HP
Jun 02, 2007
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Brazilian footballer granted UAE citizenship
Replies: 17
Views: 3734

in my country , people will put the cat in bag and throw it inside a truck :lol:
by HP
Jun 02, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Urgently looking for a home for our cat
Replies: 10
Views: 2520

I play such a good cricket , why do Australian not give me the nationality , so i can play as opener in their cricket team :oops:
by HP
Jun 04, 2007
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Brazilian footballer granted UAE citizenship
Replies: 17
Views: 3734

That is of course unless football is more valuable in the UAE, perhaps more valuable than Islam itself? Lets take example of Cricket. How many players represent Indian Cricket Team? 11 and whats the population of India ? Billion ......or so? It means these 11 people r not just ordinary people like ...
by HP
Jun 04, 2007
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Brazilian footballer granted UAE citizenship
Replies: 17
Views: 3734

sage and Onion is also celeberity of Dubai forum . Concord wish to be like him . I heard concord is collecting material to write book about him :P
by HP
Jun 04, 2007
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Brazilian footballer granted UAE citizenship
Replies: 17
Views: 3734

Re: Here is who I miss

its nice to see u that u miss Sage & Onion ....he is the last person in the list , so we can conclude how deep he lives in ur heart :lol:

Has he joined u at ur MSN ?
by HP
Jun 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Here is who I miss
Replies: 5
Views: 1385

Re: Here is who I dislike

Concord wrote:1-1000: Sage & Onion
1001 till I die: nobody


u wouldnt complain if someone change the caption of this post to
" Here is who i like" :lol:
by HP
Jun 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Here is who I dislike
Replies: 1
Views: 757

Re: Here is who I respect (not in a mafia or rapper way)

In alphabethical order 1. Arniegang 2. Fayz 3. HP 4. Ian 5 Kanelli 6. Dxbsoul If your are not included above then. 1. Create your own list: or 2. fcuk off. *runs to dictionary to look up "respect" - surely there wil be other posts about it* Thanks , we also respect u ! There is no name of...
by HP
Jun 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Here is who I respect (not in a mafia or rapper way)
Replies: 3
Views: 1287
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