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In real world , i have been searching for wife for last 2 year , but i had no success so far . How easy it is to find a GF because for GF , we dont have requirements as long as she can warm our bed but for wife ......she must have more capabilities than warming the bed :lol: I hope Choco understand ...

I am thinking that i shuld go back to Islamabad , Pakistan and spend few months there and try to find out someone :oops: If that fails try finding Osama. I would luv to find osama and more than love to handle him to USA .But USA have to make deal. They have to give Jennifer Lopez to me. Jennifer Lo...

I remember that in the begíning , i use to irritte U, Liban and Fayz habibi a lot and mostly abuses use to come from ur part

i thought u have now minor pains in 2007?

sample marriage card , MAC chose anyone like :

Mr & Mrs Sage & Onion

request the pleasure of your company

The marriage cermony of there beloved son

HP

with

Freza , Asc_26


Daughters of Concord and Ian

Are you guys solo in Dubai? Or have your families along? If you are alone then is it a temporary situation--your families will tag along soon-- or permanent? Most people I have seen are "the-brady-bunch" types, few are alone like me. What about you guys? are u conducting some sort of surv...

Why do u guys not buy private Jet ? Or helicopter?
It must be easy to come and go.

U save the rent by living at sharjah and complain about traffic

Whenever i do something wrong , i get the punishment in few days by Nature (by God) and then i realize that i was on mistake . I dont know if it happens to u guys or not ?.

It makes me feel that i am always wrong .

Now i realize that no one is on mistake , everyone has reason to justify his or her act . I stopped judging and cursing the people , because mostly i find myself in same position and i do the same , what they did . 1= Bush is right 2= Osma bin laden is right 3= Uncle adolf was right too PS" Gir...

asc_26, u sound like someone from india or Pakistan. i am not sure these things happen in most of the other countries :lol: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- when i was in my 7th class , i was in love wid a class fellow girl . I used to send her un...

Thats sucks

If i work there , i am gonna sleep and my computer ll fall from desk
what is the idea behind ? what they gonna use it for ?

what do u girls feel after looking at skyscraper in first place ? Are they not seducing

When i clicked on link , i thought its some porno web site or someone is selling the spare parts of human body

Chocoholic wrote:Not since Concorde went out of service.

I think she heard it from Sage & Onion . Well I bet sage wouldnt like to travel on Concord

why was Concord flop ? Because he was used "Beer" instead of fuel during flight ?

I am having fun wid one of person , who sent me email like that.
I told him that i am having lot of money and i have relationship wid panel of lawyers. He has sent me 4 mails so far :=) .

Sometime it is really nice to waste time on tastyholes

Freza would be the daughter in law of arniegeng :oops: . Eastern Jewel is died or eloped wid Keith :roll: Freza where would u like to have "First Nite of marriage" ? I dont have propoer bed , its mattress in my room . :roll: Freza lives in Australia and i dont have good relationship wid Jo...

arniegang wrote:NO problems Fayz only one to not accept in my experience is Carrfour

Daddy , we do accept . When u buy suit from carrefour next time , just let me know .

Hello, yes you were guessing right. My business model would be based on Concorde services in the first years. With the profits I would develop a new 3rd millenium supersonic aircraft for a lucrative small niche market. Dear , Ur business model will be based on "Concord" :lol: . will u be ...

Hello, yes you were guessing right. My business model would be based on Concorde services in the first years. With the profits I would develop a new 3rd millenium supersonic aircraft for a lucrative small niche market. All those people who write here are worker . I dont think they can afford the se...

First nite of marriage at the Burj al Arab of course. Daddy yorkshire will contribute for the wedding reception. He says there will be a great many drunkards. What shall I do?? Shall I continue with this wedding plan or wait for MAC's wedding to chocolate-hater to dissolve? Or shall I say yes to Mc...

Well to be honest, who the hell needs a Concorde anymore when in a few years time you'll be able to travel to your destination via space, courtesy of Virgin Galactic. Supersonic travel is SO yesterday. who the hell needs concord ? :lol: well his wife does and then so many dogs who are looking forwa...

U shuld start shopping , i ll transfer the money in ur account later today :P U have to buy Pakistani bride dress :lol: . Can i see ur picture before wedding or there is no need for it :P "HP can now kisss the bride " BUT when ? OK.... Of course you can see my pic. I'll start shopping thi...

sauron wrote:Naughty HP. Rubbing rock salt in the wounds.

sauron ,

Freza is throwing salt on my wounds. She is having fun and she doesnt know how desperate i am .

sauron wrote:Why do I get the feeling you are enjoying it? Freza, definitely you should have a Carrefour wedding/wishlist. If you make me a bridesmaid, I will buy you china.

well i am not enjoy it , i reply for the sake of reply:=) .

OK, on second thoughts, maybe not China. Maybe Tasmania? HP ought to feel quite at home there and Freza doesn't have to move too far away from the family. HP gets a passport and they all live happily ever after. Freza ll move to Denmark . I got the residence here :P I ll remain wid my Pakistani pas...

damn when i was on work permit , i used to work very hard , the day i got residency and access to unemployment insurance , i strated working like Sage & Onion and Ian

guru literally means- master, a person who theorotically knows all , so old timers on here are gurus :) Thanks! In which language is it? Urdu? Urdu main bolte hain ,i love u :lol: its song from a kishore kamar (famous ever singer from Pakistan) :wink: If u ever travel to UK , some skih ppl r using ...

St.Lucifer wrote:Sanskrit, Hindi, Urdu, most of the indian Languages and English

and yea its a hindi movie name..aishwarya n her husband abhishek starring in it.

i think aishwarya rai is not beautiful , i dont know why r ppl crazy for her . For me , Freza is miss world 2008

Ian , u got the bear and now u shuld go at mosque too , especially for friday prayer :lol: Take the sage & Onion too. The reason why i were unable to find a girl in Pakistan because most of time i had to protect my own :oops: If u go at market and look into the eyes of a "Mosutache Man"...

Sanskrit, Hindi, Urdu, most of the indian Languages and English and yea its a hindi movie name..aishwarya n her husband abhishek starring in it. i think aishwarya rai is not beautiful , i dont know why r ppl crazy for her . For me , Freza is miss world 2008 :D I'm'ma pm EJ n Chocs abt the good news...

Sorry it happened to you yujinn. When someone looks at me a dirty way; it makes me disrespected and violated. This is terrible; I don't know how these perverts think? I guess the old excuse:" it is the victim's fault!" It is like when an idiot here on the forum told me that maybe my wardr...