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simoneschmittner wrote:I lived in Dubai for quite a while...

all those pictures look so pretty, but do you know the underbelly?
http://uaereport.homeblock.com/

(I would never go back there)

U were also a bad idea !! If your parents had thought it before , they would have been bought some condems

Invent ,invent , my name is HP invent , :lol: !!! http://images.orkut.com/orkut/albums/ATgAAABLTMNw33kS2CPJ9vJLKpB_ivEYECJOuRE4CPAaaw0q_gF2kvTrUNz57UN0ln6T618s8DcmjHFXx7vZHchPS7FlAJtU9VCvFIZjPrC2X4mUbPTYEa6CDfEaJA.jpg Pee, Pee, HPee, I kill the ppl wid fone http://images.orkut.com/orkut/albums/ATgA...

for concord with luv, Dubai 2004

well come back X-Raw

I saw ur picture too at hi5

for u and jeevan

where is the woman X ? I mean my sweetheart from Libanon

XRAW , where have u left her ?

Cum on guys , upload ur pictures

Choco is requested not to save my picture(s) on desktop of computer or make it wallpaper

Dont laugh at "CONCORD" , i bet he is sesarching for some contract killer in Dubai for sage & onion .

Choco

either u r running shot of ideas or you have promised to make us bore with ur "cut , copy and past posts".

why do u not find some new boy friend

Took me a while to understandc wh the ell a maxi pad or wonder wiong or whatever funny names these tampons have..... Hey man , I have joined the GYM :=). Tell me how can in get 6 pack in 2 months :=(. well Maxi pad is something which girls wear during bad in order to avoid blood-shed :lol: Am i rig...

Chocoholic wrote:HP,

You clearly just can't relate to the story as 'you're not a girl'. It was the ladies of the forum.

Get over it.

There is always a girl inside a man and there is always a man inside a girl . I would like to know the problems . Can i have a paid internship wid u for 3 months ?

Do you know a good website suitable for placing online ads (text/graphics) in the UAE? Send me your suggested website URL, please. Mahmood. Dubai forums :roll: PS" dont expect that "Concord " or "Ian" going to download online "islamic stuff" :lol: . If you check t...

I recently came to dubai and live in the dorms. I met a girl some time ago who lives with her parents. We've been trying to find a place where we can spend some alone time. Does anyone have any ideas, it cant be expensive as we r studying after all. what do u want to do in "alone" time . ...

I just come back from Dubai last week and the construction seen has gone worse. It must be hard for you guys that have to bear with it every day. how do u lot manage. What are your views on the metro. do u think it will improve the situation? I personally think there will be a improvement but not m...

HP classics.. HP I'd like to publish a book or an e-book with all these original humour.. deal? Jeps , i really hate when ppl copy and past the jokes :=). I know the girls usually appear-offline as soon as i display my picture in display of MSN 7.5 :oops: They must be thinking that HP is too smart ...

DUBAI BASED PERFORMERS REQUIRED FOR ‘BLUES BROTHERS UNLIMITED’ AT THE CENTREPOINT THEATRE, DUBAI JUNE 2007 The Great Entertainment Company and Popular Productions Ltd, two of Dubai’s most prolific and successful producers of theatre are seeking talent for their exciting production of the hit musica...

Enemy of the Sate = Sage & Onion

Mission Impossible 4 = HP

Spider Man = Ian

Borat = Concord

Dubai Pie = Choco

Galactico wrote::lol:

Kay 1970 = EAST is EAST

MAC = Duplicate

smarted = God Father

Keith = Mr India

Alex = She is only in documentary about eastern european girls

Bushra = You tube --key search ....s.e.xy arab girls

and so damn proud of who i am and where i come from 8) Oye oye dont mind sweeto ! All of us came from "Same" place . In real world , no one can imagine coming out from that place but only pee .=) . when i was kid , i used to ask my mom" how come the new baby born". My mother use...

Don't forget Friendship Day on May 25! Visit the site: http://www.friendshipday-me.com There's also quiz competition to win a trip to Lebanon & to go to the finals of MBC's music show Album!!! :D Lets not forget the Friendship of Sage & Onion and Concord . Offcourse the friendship of HP and...

all of us came from same place???? HP u r out of ur mind :lol: dont u think it;s about time u grow up and to forget the stories about angels bringing babies and other bla bla like this?? :roll: Grown up ? u mean sexually? PS" where are u now a days? in Dubai or in ur own country? "

This joke was originally about " a prostitute from USA" , who offers free unlimited broad-band services ( s.e.x ) . First she got a guy from state and then from UK and then from germany and finally from India.

Is it same as Metro ? Tube is a lot success in UK !
When have they strated it in Dubai?

yellow_congenial wrote:Could anybody answer I ll be appreciated .
What is the paki men specialities , nature ,what he likes ?
First of all many thanks .

Just give me a turkish girl and then ask from her after 5 working days

i assume u r from turkey

We're looking for a companion for our Yorkie puppy. We have looked in so many different places with no luck. We want to buy directly from a breeder. We want a dog breed that is, at most, as large as our Yorkie. That would mean, Chihuahua, Maltese or Yorkie. Does anyone have any knowledge of a local...

satan-the-redeema wrote:Where can you buy dog meat locally?

Talk to any chiense

That was a sarcastic comment from S&O. You'll get nothing but garbage from HP. Chocs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, I am really surprised, you know HP loves you?????????????? :wink: Can u ask choco to remove my picture from her desktop :oops: She loves me too but i think she is bit shy , i feel like pull...

12/5/2007 UAE, Abu Dhabi A charity auction was held by Abu Dhabi Internal Affair sold the new a licenses plate with the number 5 to a business man by the name of Talal khori for a $6.8, in return the all together donations will go to the children with spical needs . Now it's either this guy is a sh...

Congratulation MAC for getting married wid my X-aunty friend (choco).

Freza darling :

I am sorry but i have to refuse u because "Ian" told me that u were slept wid sage & Onion

PS" Invite Concord and all of his dogs "

:oops: now mac need help anyone wid mistress experience wid divorce experience wid wife swaping experience wid polygamy experience wid cheating experienc please give mac advice. Choco must be experience in lot of things and she can teach u how to do the certain things in best way :P I have experien...

Bushra , freza , asc_26 and others tina mina are not attractive (source :someone from forum).

It means that HP will remain alone through the second quarter of this year