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It could only happen to you DD!

We must all attend to our mutton now, or be fleeced. Whatever shape our own pet lamb takes, it will surely be something to dye for. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/telegraph-view/8446457/Always-say-dye.html :lol: :lol: Joking aside, it's a sorry state of affairs when the farming community have t...

Mmmmmm… just finished a Finnan Haddock breakfast and it was a most welcome and thoroughly enjoyable change from the usual Friday morning bacon and eggs.

Well I’ve just listened to a news bulletin on BBC World and a live report from Sky News, and there are still two distinct version of events regarding the actions of Lee Brown leading up to his incarceration and subsequent death while in custody in the Bur Dubai police station. I would hope that the ...

Well I reckon there’s a Month’s work for a team of inspectors from the Chilean Health and Safety Executive there next Year, that’s what I call a serious bike race!



On the 2nd viewing I noticed the rider was wearing a pinstripe business suit!

Chocoholic wrote:
Your attempt to sit alongside BM as her little minion is pathetic at best.

HOOY YOU! be very careful with your labels, I'M BM's little minion around here if you please!!!

Bora Bora wrote:
Dillon, please don't tell her that there isn't enough room for the two of us and that I have to sit on your lap.

And I thought that was our little secret Bora I didn’t think you were the kiss and tell sort!

Bora Bora wrote:
Weren't we married for about 5 minutes???

Five Minutes? Weeeeell… yeah… I suppose that would be long enough

Well EH I guess we're all just generous to a fault!

Haven’t looked at DF in a quite a while. Here is what I think I have missed: 1 If the computer detects you have a bad Karma, you’ll be instantly banned for life (from DF)!!!???? I guess I need to work on my karma to avoid getting banned. I really don’t know how to do that. Any tips?? 2- The Dean of...

Careful what you say about me dickhead, your peverted sense of humour is certainly not appreciated. Well well! Evidence that Sage really doesn’t have a sense of humour after all, or have I just hit a raw nerve? :shock: I thought responses of this nature were against the new forum rules Sage, veiled...

Well well! Evidence that Sage really doesn’t have a sense of humour after all, or have I just hit a raw nerve? :shock: I always found his more than normal interest in young girls in the "old" days of DF more than uncanny. Ooh-eer... :shock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1VgcxE9Lpw

At last, some common sense! And particularly because the conflict took place in one of the most densely populated Asian heartlands in the UK. Is this the start of a different way of thinking, or just a flash in the pan, I wonder? An Easter victory as Christian electrician wins battle to display cros...

As Jesus was drawing his last breaths, while still nailed to the cross by the Romans at Mount Calvary, he noticed Peter in the crowd below, slowly lifting his head he raised his eyebrows and beckoned Peter to come closer, ‘Hey Peter? Come here’ he whispered. Peter, filled with resolve, started to ne...

@MCL Thanks for your good wishes MCL. I'm having a great time enjoying the sunshine and catching up with friends. :D @DD. It's good to hear you're enjoying your holiday. Do keep us informed of your experiences! Chocs seems to be absent from DF at the moment so you should be safe to post non DXB rel...

An Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman were in a pub, talking about family names; "My son was born on St George's Day," commented the Englishman. "So we just had to call him George." "That's a real coincidence," remarked the Scot. "My son was born on St Andrew's ...

Dubai Knight wrote:No Easter Bunny for you misery guts out there!

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The Hounds of the Baskervillas strike again!



Knight

I can see this situation calls for reinforcements! Cue Killer Bunny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg

I found this article by John Cleese quite funny; :lol: :lol: To The Citizens of The United States Of America In the light of your repeated failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence. Her Sovereign Maje...

All day! I will be watching it live from 09:00 on SKY News in it’s full High Definition Glory, from the musical rides of the Household Cavalry, the synchronised performances of the Massed Bands troop, the ceremonial carriages which have carried generations of Royals before the happy couple, the Iris...

"There are lies, damned lies and statistics" then of course, on top of that, there are flagrantly misleading newspaper articles and thread titles!

Chocoholic wrote:
Well it's nice that you have such a great relationship with your daughter. Just sad that teenage boys, well all men in general tend to think with their 'small' brains lol

Surely you mean their 'Little Heads' don't you Chocs?

Dubai Knight wrote:

melika969 wrote:^^^ I like him veryyy much!

Who is your alter ego D'knight?

Well I don't know about alter ego, but I see myself like this...inside!

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But older, wiser and with less hair!!



Knight

And i would think alive may be beneficial as well!

So you're saying I shouldn't have understood Mel Gibson when he dressed up as a woman in Braveheart? Even the Scots couldn't understand his strangled attempt at a Highland accent! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight And i don't think it helped with people's understanding of accurate historical fact either! :l...

Hugh Laurie before he defected and went bush.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyHSjv9g ... 51D9444473

Randy Newman had a similar message with Political Science in 1972

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMpyCGTH9xw

As I understand from the last article I read around two Months ago, the case is repeatedly adjourned because the defendants never turn up to the hearing on the arranged dates, by reason of incapacity due to illness, travelling outside the Country etc, the Judge is reluctant to find in absentia, for ...

I don't agree! I think this is just an excuse for people who can not be billionaires. You’re exactly right Mel, ‘cognitive dissonance’ or ‘adaptive preference formation’ are two labels given by leading psychologists, better known as sour grapes from Aesop’s fable, The Fox and the Grapes. :lol: :lol:

“I treat them (the dogs) the same way I treat my children” “Maybe when the driver came to feed them, he left him outside”. she said! The only benefit of employing Asian and Indian Sub Continent Itinerant, uneducated and unqualified domestic staff is that initially, it doesn’t cost that much, the do...

Shame on you Dillon :shock: Katherine is spelt with a 'K'. Off to the Tower with you! Well to be honest, I did have to check up on that one, and surprisingly there is a lot of misinformation out there, because she has chosen to call herself Kate, a lot of people have assumed her given name to be Ka...

I think its a total waste of time and a great turn-off! As for "tradition", go far enough back into the history of mankind and what do you get? Better to look ahead. Tradition belongs in a museum. 8) Yes, I tend to find this is usually the opinion of those who don’t have it!, never mind Z...