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Chocoholic wrote:Are you all going to stand around in anoraks eating cucumber sandwiches with flasks of tea?

Spam sandwiches for the anoraks Chocs! Cucumber sandwiches are reserved for the Queen's garden parties.

Dillon

I once came up with a brilliant marketing strategy for Immac depilation cream: Why limit their target consumer to 50% of the possible audience, they should consider men as well to solve a particular male hair problem: Hairy bum syndrome. The tag line: "Immac your crack!" :lol: :lol: :lol:...

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Does anyone know the result of the 2nd Test in Adelaide between ENGERLAAND, and that bunch of criminals' descendants from Australia?

Dillon

Now if the poll was a petition to get rid of DDS rather than his signature! THAT would have made much more sense! you would certainly have my vote there, but then again the secret society would only go and appoint some other dipstick to take his place.

Dillon

desertdudeshj wrote:LOL A simple yes would have sufficed, right ?

Whooosh! straight over his head!!

Dillon

Only your friend can decide whether he/she believes the theft is worth prosecuting or simply writing off and putting the episode down to personal experience, if prosecution is the road chosen to follow then it would be imperative, in my opinion, to consult legal counsel and discuss the options avail...

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I do too, and don't bother sending me your links as you'd be wasting your time.

Regards

Dillon

Hi Mel Management Consultancy is one of the growth Industries here in the UAE at the moment, and the apparent reason for the current popularity is the Emiratisation Programme, primarily within the public sector companies, the current ‘apparent’ policies of the Governmental HR departments is to compe...

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Well then if you do too, how about send me some proof, so that maybe I'll change my opinion as well. As for my proof, here's a 4 part video, just to get you started : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_E4N5YIycI You know that little bit of respect and credibility you earned on the Forum for such a yo...

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Regardless of the size, age or global location of the business, the business uses cash as do millions of other businesses around the globe, there are control measures and tools the business owner can employ to suit every application, to remove all opportunities from dishonest employees and/or identi...

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The H1N1 virus, Swine Flu is on the increase again, I wonder how long it will take WHO to declare the next pandemic?

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style ... 57407.html

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I guess yesterday was a slow news day for the resident statisticians, conspiracy theorists and their new found friends?

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Pfff well it's got nowt to do with Dubai or the UAE has it? -- Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:20 am -- Do you think it's wise to [ut photos of your child up on an open forum? It's not Face Book you know. You're grasping at straws Chocs. I am still trying to place where I know that sheep on the left from. Grasp...

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Some time ago a group of hyper-intelligent pan dimensional beings decided to finally answer the great question of Life, The Universe and Everything. To this end they built an incredibly powerful computer named ‘Deep Thought’. After the great computer programme had run (a very quick seven and a half ...

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Rallying public support could not have been done, with a smaller incident , that could be easily cleaned up. The incident had to be horrific enough to get everybody involved in it in whatever way possible, obviously it has worked, look at this thread we are on, the tonnes of movies made on this , i...

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shafique wrote:^You mean 'Four Lions' wasn't a documentary

LOL

Cheers,
Shafique

Well I'm sure in the minds of some it WAS

Dillon

Your birthday came, your birthday went
Here's the wish I should have sent!

Dear BM, your birthday?
The date, I sadly missed

But hey, you can now read this sober!
instead of reading it...on the day.

Many belated happy returns of the day BM XXX

Dillon

Man...well, boy at heart and Blue

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Well you’re a braver man than me Britcycle!! Chancing your arm on a Dhow for six days in open water, choose your ship wisely, as they have already managed to capsize two so far this Year and that was while manoeuvring into position at the customs post in the mouth of the creek on calm waters! LOL Mi...

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My sincere condolences to Arnie's family and friends

Dillon

I had heard that the English team orders were to let you fellows back into the series as you were all so bloody miserable about the result of the 2nd test

but yes, it’s going to be so much more fun on Boxing Day!

Dillon

Is it just me? Or does anyone else find that changing one vulgar avatar to another, which I personally find the epitome of poor taste and quite simply, the embodiment of narcissistic behaviour? I think he should spend his apparent copious amounts of free time developing his Emotional Intelligence, r...

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Well as far as I can see, this was a colossal failure of a duty of care by DAFZA. You said; It is very unfortunate that everyone from the DG to the gate guard at the Airport Freezone apologized for the disaster and for the person before. Which leads me to believe that your company is registered as a...

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Well, I consider myself IT and Computer literate, to a degree! but I’m stumped on this one! For some time now, I have been unable to regularly Synch either my iPhone 3G or iPod Touch with iTunes, whenever I dock either of the two, Windows (Vista Business SP2) recognises the device but sadly, iTunes ...

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Thanks for your help Zubber, but I've already tried this fix for mDNSResponder.exe file versions as far back as v7 with no success whatsoever. Any more suggestions would be welcome.

Regards

Dillon

Generally, I agree with you, however, its my own theory, not proven yet of course, but the way I find racism endemic to certain races makes me think there must be some gene operating somewhere that makes people racists. :bigsmurf: And what are your thoughts on individuals who go through life with a...

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I dont go through life with a big chip on my shoulder. I have a feeling you were offended by my posting the two Panorama programs here. Some people dont have the stomach to face the truth. Others are just plain hypocritical. Peace. :bounce: And others couldn’t recognise the truth, through their ign...

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zonker wrote:And that truth would be.........?? Your presumption that I am ignorant as well as arrogant?? You dont even know me.....

I didn't presume, I evaluated and I was correct.

Regards

Dillon

I’d like to wish each and every one of you a very Happy, peaceful and Prosperous New Year ahead in 2011, and to borrow a catchphrase ‘may your God go with you’

(Dave Allen, a self confessed, practicing Atheist)

Dillon

Well thankfully not a bit like Yesterday, that was Frustrating, whenever I deal with the Authorities in Dubai, it’s frustrating and there are more Authorities in Dubai than you can shake a shaky stick at! Frustrate; To prevent a plan or attempted action from progressing, succeeding, being fulfilled ...

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Re: 9/11 B.S.

Re: Wednesday 15th December

Re: My Niece Needs Your Help. Please Answer this Question!!!

Re: Advice re Boat to India from Dubai?

Re: RIP Arniegang

Re: The Ashes

Re: Time For DDS's Bloody Signature To Go. Vote Here!!

Re: Weird things going on in Dubai..

Help! iTunes will not talk to my iPhone.

Re: Help! iTunes will not talk to my iPhone.

Re: Racism Is BAD!

Re: Racism is BAD!

Re: Racism is BAD!

Re: New Year Thoughts From The UK.

Re: How was your day????

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