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Dillon

And I was indeed calling you a liar, I don't know why it is that people without a sense of humour persistently atempt to crack jokes? a cry for attention? a need to be appreciated? I've no idea, you're not funny anyway so I should stick to your day job.

Dillon

Denial by rejection, you should be ashamed of yourself for such comments.

Dillon

Denial now by Simple Denial.

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No, it's fact, not fiction.

Dillon

I see The Weaver is getting himself in a spin again

well FD, as someone once sang, It's five O'Clock Somewhere and as it's ALMOST Christmas, I'll join you in a little libation this morning, Cheers

Dillon

Merry Christmas BM and a very Happy New Year, and the seasons greetings to all you Duffers on this fantastic day!

Dillon

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Ooh La La!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYgdb3Glu3M

Dillon

Good morning Duffers, Happy New Year to you all, I hope all your troubles in 2012 last as long as your resolutions!

To thi mind, peace,
To thi ‘eart, joy,
To thi soul, Strength and Courage,
In thine outgoings, nowt amiss,
In thine ‘omecomings, nowt but ’appiness.

Warm regards to you all.

Dillon

Not once! have I, my family members, friends or colleagues in as far back as I can remember, had Laptops, Netbooks, Notebooks, Tablets, PDA's, Kindles, Smartphones, Dictaphones, Telephones, Earphones, Hearing Aids, associated Storage Media or Test Instruments looked at twice by customs in Dubai Airp...

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Aah lass, I wa' wick 'n' f'st fooit that neet. Supwier? The's nowt t'ummer wi' keyboard! (1) sitha, weer ta bahn wi summat allock? Gawby kitlin.

(1) Modern spelling of a recent invention

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Well there were some brilliant attempts at interpretations but sadly none of which were to do with Podophilia or Dr Doolittle, BM was nearest and I nearly fell off my chair laughing at the “Sorry Bora, I was sh*t faced on New Years Eve after visiting my friends” comment, :lol: so very true although ...

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Well it's definitely not Yorkshire, for the same as Germans our aiches are silent and I've never heard of it from the North East, so I would guess it's from the Nortn West and you're talking about a covering of snow?

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As they, and every other developer has done in the past and will continue to do.

Dillon

Hi Orbatron100, which 'Theme Park' are you referring to as there are many here in this part of the world? It's very unusual to employ the services of a 'hands on' tradesperson from thre UK here in the UAE, these posts are usually filled with operatives from the Indian and Asian sub-continents. Occas...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxNqCZaFq1Y

My day was Thursday,
When I got good religion.
My day was Thursday,
When I got good religion.
My feet been taken out the marly clay.

The church of Kopimism is the one for me, Hallelujah!

http://www.thelocal.se/38350

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While out with friends not too long ago in a bar on SZR, I was approached by a young lady, with a friend, who appeared eager to strike up a conversation, hello, where are you from she enquired? Me; The Marina, and you? She; Ooh I meant which Country? I'm from Brazil! Me; (Sod it, I thought, I couldn...

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Did you know it's recently been found that many cases of suspected MS are actually due to aspartame poisoning, where people have too many diet drinks, and eat foods containing sweetners rather than actual sugars? Food as it were for thought. More urban myth Chocs, http://www.aspartame.net/rumors/As...

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innervisionsuk , Hello Brian, in answer to your three questions; 1, Yes, you need a trade license from the Department of Economic Development in order to practice in Dubai, there are no temporary licenses, http://www.dubaided.gov.ae/English/Pages/default.aspx 2, You can take cash out in a suitcase,...

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I don't honestly recall FD, I don't often pub crawl down SZR and on the odd occasion I do, the different bars aren't all that different after a few sherbets!

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So, I had a quick look at Bitcoin and found all you have to do to make pots of easy money, is; 1. Invent a currency and claim it saves the punters money in their online trading activities 2. Get them to provide their personal details to you and two other 3rd party websites, similar to the requests i...

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Nucleus wrote:eh is not in the dubai. I doubt he ever came to dubai. I've seen him on other religious forums, he is just here for his speeches.

A bit like your pal Shaf then?

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You're welcome, and as I said "A bit like your pal Shaf then?" meeting three out of the four criteria!

No Myth, just fact!

Dillon

:roll: But you just did, again. I'll leave your whataboutery jokes to you and your ex-spurts thank you, EH I would guess, is here for similar if not the same reasons as everyone else, he has an opinion, he exposes the liars on the forum and likes to share. I hope you and your new friend find the rea...

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I think that's called a scam Ben! the guy is supposed to buy your credits not sell you his!

Dillon

But I generate carbon, I don't have any credits to sell. OK, as I see it, Voluntary Emission Reductions are exactly that, voluntary, and are a very personal thing between you and your conscience, if you feel the need to offset your personal carbon footprint there are many ways you can do this, airl...

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I was at my local Spinney's yesterday, buying a large bag of Winalot Complete dog biscuits for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when the woman behind me saw the dog biscuits and enquired whether I had a dog? :roll: On sheer impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting t...

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Flying Dutchman , Well you live and learn! I always thought REM sang this cover of the song, Gary Jules sounds so much like Michael Stipe it's uncanny!

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Bora Bora ,

http://www.bcrglobal.com/locations/dubai for textile recycling in Dubai, your nearest bank is at GEMS World Academy, Al Barsha.

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