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sage & onion wrote:More likely to be laughed at.

Laughed at by blokes as I cruise away with the gold diggers!

Chocoholic wrote:Blinding!

Isn't that what the ladies will say as they smilingly climb in?

uaekid wrote:love the first one

They're vulgar, uaekid and prove that money cannot buy taste, style or sophistication.

If he's polite, friendly and laughs at my corny jokes, I give a tip.

zzzane wrote:He drives a G-wagen? I thought it'd be a Cayenne Turbo S or a custom Lambo LM002. Pffft..

I'm inclined to believe he can afford more than one car...

rudeboy wrote:british ppl always good at teaching but never good at learning

Although I was born and brought up in London, that's a very valid point!

sage & onion wrote:It's a great story and a great man

Staged or what?
Professional photographer, complete with tripod, just happened to be passing?

I think he could do with some nice PR at the moment.

So forget the gold car inside MoE, THIS is how you get birds in Dubai...

I was just about to post that.
I note with interest that Dubai banks aren't included.

A masseur on trial for murder fainted in court yesterday. The man is accused of battering a client to death with a wooden club. His lawyer Hamdi Al-Shiwi told the court his client attacked the 62-year-old man at his home in Naif because his victim wanted sex. He said: “The victim was naked and asked...

BELLEVUE -- The death Sunday of a 20-year-old weightlifter who had been working out alone with free weights at the home of a friend brought a warning yesterday from a local fitness-equipment dealer. Never work out alone with free weights unless you have the proper safety equipment. There should alwa...

Patrick Donovan died while being wrestled to the pavement by Wal-Mart employees. The retailer alleges that Donovan had stolen $393 worth of merchandise. Wal-Mart workers and one bystander held Donovan down, while one leaned on his back and another held down his arms and head. The police report says ...

smoggie wrote:Could it be a good time for A.D. to take over the Dubai banks?

I think so. A.D. seem to be slowly taking over everything else that's worth anything in Dubai.

I swear by the Lord

RedKite wrote:The masseur gave the client a rub,
Then whacked him dead with a club!!
For a rub in Dubai,
You should choose a Thai,
A bird who likes rub-a-dub-dub!!!

Dancehall style-e!

CVB wrote: That's what media censorship does . Spoonfeeding the masses what they need to hear. Keeps the locals subservient I suppose

I think you'll find this happens in every country that has a media, to a greater or lesser degree.

Fox News, anyone?

Bernard made off with a lot of rich people's money.

rudeboy wrote:where do they exactly park the abandoned cars in the airport parking? is it in the long term or short term parking?

They use the 'no return' parking lot.

Hello, People can you help me please in gaining or providing info about middle east or even asia markets, namely we are beverage(water) producers with all the neccesery certificates, water is very clean and fresh, comes from northern europe, we want to enter asian middle eastern market. We are look...

I bet this picture has more to do with angry men than an angry women.

I bet this picture has more to do with angry men than an angry women. LOL. Not sure though: "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned." But hey, a woman would turn up with one pick axe. A 'firm,' working for Ronnie Bloke from Sarf Landan, would t...

Speedhump wrote: - overwhelmingly South Asians, mostly Indians -

Now, why was I led to believe those cars were mostly owned by Europeans in general and Brits in particular?

rudeboy wrote:where do they exactly park the abandoned cars in the airport parking? is it in the long term or short term parking? or is it the dirt parking next to the taxi base?

Maybe '11 cars abandoned' is a trick answer. Perhaps if you leave the keys, the car isn't classed as 'abandoned'.

- overwhelmingly South Asians, mostly Indians - Now, why was I led to believe those cars were mostly owned by Europeans in general and Brits in particular? http://209.85.12.231/10805/129/emo/hmmm.gif You tell me then. I only quoted verbatim from an online Indian news source! I don't judge, apart fr...

I noticed not many cranes are moving on those buildings along SZR...

I can't speak for anyone else but my Interpol friend got me out of jail on three separate occasions.

Enough said.

What a disgrace. Its disturbing to see that now the Department Chiefs are instructed to spread these lies. First the Police chief and now this. Times if desparation. http://www.arabianbusiness.com/546094-more-work-visas-issued-than-cancelled---dubai Safadi admitted that government data needed to be...