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TheChoosen wrote: Its real there, i lived there!!

But does it, in your opinion, work?

Its real there, i lived there!! But does it, in your opinion, work? :shock: NEVER, but the ppl there belive such things, you can´t convince them like u cant expect some useful posts from Adolfsaddambanglaboy :lol: :lol: but you just said it was real, so if it was real...that would mean it would hav...

yujinn wrote:@Del:
Next time bring a cat over to them and tell them it's the CEO and he wanted them fired. Let's see how they'd take it.

The way they were talking to me, I reckon if I did that, they'd say something like: 'This is not a joke! These things are serious!'

are they really security guards!!!? :shock: They wear t-shirts with SECURITY written on the back. They stand around in the bar but never drink. I've even seen them carry unruly gentlemen outside. But I do admit I'm not as intelligent as Steven Hawkins, so I could be wrong about their occupation.

"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday." This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Sunderland youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary o...

I'm going back to what I used to do, less hours, less money, but it's something I really really enjoy doing and get a buzz and satisfaction out of. Is it worth killing yourself for work? Or would you rather be one of the fortunate ones who say they love their job. For me it's not all about the mone...

smoggie is a poof - but a nice poof, so I hear.

Not bad...

Better...

A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman rings the bell.

A boy answers. He's about 12 years old. He's wearing stockings, a bra, suspenders, frilly knickers and high heels. He has a spliff in one hand and a large scotch in the other.

Salesman: 'Is your mum in?'
Boy: 'Does it F look like it?'

My son.

Good post, Bora.

The lorry drivers are paid by the amount of deliveries, not by the hour. So they are encouraged to drive faster to make more money.


Yet another typically thoughtless strategy.

Are you a bandit?

Another fatal accident :( http://gulfnews.com/nation/Traffic_and_Transport/10280666.html The police really needs to get their act together to sort out these unfortunate frequent happenings. But seriously, it all needs to be taken in perspective. If there are more Pakistani drivers on the road then ...

TheChoosen wrote:

Del wrote:Are you a bandit?

Maybe hooker ??

From Ireland?

yasrkasem wrote:hi
i'm going out tonight

Are you a merchant?

yasrkasem wrote:

Del wrote:

yasrkasem wrote:hi
i'm going out tonight

Are you a merchant?

why the hell you assume that?
don't you go out at night ever! or you are merchant!
why on earth nobody can just have a chatting on this forum without bieng hooker or merchant!
cheers

Are you a burglar?

In my opinion young locals are the worse.

I'd rather have an Indian driving 50 kph in the fast lane than some nutter weaving and out of traffic at 140.

onlinev wrote:Hi,
This is max from canada. I am a newbie of this site and i think this site has a lot to provide to the visitors.
onlinev

Are you a bandit?

IBN?

wishmaster wrote:

Del wrote:IBN?

IBN = ibn battuta mall

and remember, there are 2 cameras which can catch you at 111 at front of dimond park if your coming from IBN.

Cheers!

A guy in our company pays 85 for a studio. He says they now rent for 50.

This lunchtime, a local was sitting in a car in DG and telling anyone who passed that he could break their tenancy contract and they could have his one- bedroom for 70!

I wish they'd stop making up the rules as they go along...

I have noticed many Lebs have this vision that a BMW is the safest car ever, and that no one ever dies in a BMW, which is why many of them would rather drive run down 3 series Beemers than a new Lexus or an Avalon At least the Lebs know what a good quality car means. Stylish too and parts that almo...

I have noticed many Lebs have this vision that a BMW is the safest car ever, and that no one ever dies in a BMW, which is why many of them would rather drive run down 3 series Beemers than a new Lexus or an Avalon At least the Lebs know what a good quality car means. Stylish too and parts that almo...

They deport us for anything these days...

DubaiInformationSite wrote:oh wait a minute, youtube is BANNED in dubai. no wonder....

It wasn't banned five minutes ago.