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gtmash wrote:

Captain Australia wrote:Even I get stared at here, and I'm a man!

Maybe you look like Boy George.

It's the fishnets and suspenders that does it.

I suppose *he* has to be seen to be doing something authoritarian, now that he's been relieved of many of his duties...

Chocoholic wrote:Well yes, I think there are other underlying reasons behind the decision. Sad to say, but the big man has lost alot of favour with other rulers recently, so maybe it;s a face saving exercise more than anything.

Happy New Year, you old git!

Did you get a new pipe and slippers for Xmas?

In another twist, it could very well be a coverup for something else. If you've had your ear to the ground, you'll had heard the numerous rumours over the last 10 days or so, and there isn't smoke without fire! If these rumours are true, you can pretty much guarantee an announcement tomorrow, as it...

Did an Israeli rocket veer off course?

gregory863 wrote:not smoke. fog

Definitely not fog.

When I first came to Dubai, I had a two bedroom apartment; swimming pool, sauna, gym, car parking space and security, for Dhs 36,000!

The thing is, my son was born here and I would much rather see him grow in Dubai than become a chav in south London!

ArchitectRoel wrote:@newfromLondon
So you're leaving UAE huh! and you're leaving your job too? Don't forget to post your vacant position at Jobs section..it might be helpful to others..
GoodLuck dude!

Maybe he got the sack...

When I first came to Dubai, I had a two bedroom apartment; swimming pool, sauna, gym, car parking space and security, for Dhs 36,000! The thing is, my son was born here and I would much rather see him grow in Dubai than become a chav in south London! Not everyone lives in South London and not every...

I would rather bring kids up here than in the UK (especially now it's even worse than it was when I was young!) Don't get me wrong Dubai pisses me off bigtime sometimes and I always used to compare to the UK and think the grass is greener, but when I go home and see people, 2 weeks is definitely en...

It's the small things that make all the difference. People talk about 'lifestyle' in Dubai, but I prefer to call it 'living style'. I don't expect to go home tonight and find someone has kicked off my front door and relieved me of my stereo. The police don't pick on me when they see me in my motor p...

One more post and I can post images!

smoggie wrote:Oi Del, What sort of images are you planning on posting? The Usual?

Those ones of you in thigh length leather boots.
Your ex sent them to me.

[quote="uaekid"]I just got this news from a reliable source. U.A.E has decided to fix it's multinational labor by making an agreement with china to replace all of you with Chinese labor !! the agreement is still under constructions but will be implemented by 2010 by slowly Most Chinese peo...

smoggie wrote:It worries me that you still have them??

When I'm up to my limit on my credit card I'll get some money out of you.

Chocoholic wrote:HAhahahaha you two are bananas. Do you need a little chat room of your own? Ahhh bless

smoggie wrote:Yeah, you used to go to the man with the Grand Piano....He liked you!

Is he still about?

Mirdiff - Spliff
Emirati - Party
Mankhool - Fool
Muraqqabat - Fat
Dubai Creek - Weak
Shindagha - Blagger
Floating Bridge - Fridge


Anymore?

smoggie wrote:"Is he still about? "

Nah. Heard he was trying to make a comeback but was "black balled" by former enemies.

Last I heard was that he was in Kuwait.

Did he take his syrup with him?

Al Ghurair - Beer

Residence Visa - Geezer.

muslimbangladeshi wrote:

Del wrote:
Most Chinese people and those from the Ukraine couldn't do my job.

If you don't mind me asking, what is your job? What can be such a difficult job that most Chinese and Ukrainians can't do that?

Training? Language? Their English has to be 8 out of 10. That's why I said 'most'.

dolly wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:

benwj wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:All a little tedious really.

There are a few 'front wheels' in Dubai...but they keep their heads down!



Knight

I don't get it

Unless you speak Cockney Ryhming Slang...you won't!

Front wheel skid = Yid as in Yiddish

Knight

We've got a four-by-two in our firm.

Bur Dubai - Sly
Clock Tower - Shower
Hor Al Anz - Underpants
Gold Souk - Puke

No. I only believe in God the Creator.

All a little tedious really. There are a few 'front wheels' in Dubai...but they keep their heads down! 8) 8) 8) Knight :?: I don't get it Unless you speak Cockney Ryhming Slang...you won't! 8) 8) 8) Front wheel skid = Yid as in Yiddish Knight We've got a four-by-two in our firm. Are you telling por...

See I don't, so we'll have to agree to disagree. Each to their own. What's the difference in believing in God, a God, many Gods and believing in Magix and the pwoer of the Universe? You believe that there are divine powers that can help you in a time of need, you pray and summon good things from Go...

I don't criticize the UAE either.