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Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie 1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!" 2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!" 3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before." 4. "Howdy, pardner." 5. You stay here while I s...

Three Guys - A farmer from Canada, Osama bin Ladin, and an Aussie engineer, all come across the proverbial magic lantern. Upon rubbing it, a genie pops out of it and says, "I will give you each one wish". The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer and my son will be a farm...

the_zooter wrote:

Concord wrote:If I only had a ZD for every post on this thread...

.......it wouldn't make a dirham!!

That is not until PSP's sales peg the ZD to the USD!

strawberry wrote:

Palkid7 wrote:btw strawberry , welcome to DF quote]

tnxx:D you guys are real friendly here.. but lets get bck to the topic:)

Strawberry you are either Gullible or related to "X" (anyone who's read 2+ of his posts will understand).

A DOG attack a girl in NEWYORK .Then a man comes and save her from the DOG..LATER apolice man thanks the guy and said they should put you in the news paper and write BRAVE NEWYORKER SAVE A GIRL FROM BAD DOG .the man reply BUT IM NOT AN NEWYORKER. the police man said ok they should write AN AMERICAN...

Dubai, more expensive than San Fransisco, Toronto, Miami, Amsterdan.

Time to get the hell out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Australia wazz robbed! Italian player should be banned and the whole team relegated (to compete in olympic diving)!

If you want a dog or cat go to K9 Friends or Feline Friends and take on an abandoned animal which in all likelyhood has been thrown out by it's previus owner who decided to leave the country and couldn't be bothered to take the animal with them. Best 2 pieces of advice above: 1) get a pet from K9 F...

I must say that on first impression many of the locals seem rude, unfreindly or arrogant but upon engaging them in conversation (through work or otherwise) my experiences have been pleasant so far.

Regarding rude, unfreindly and arrogant: no different than NYC and New Yorkers are good people.

Askew,

You may want to click on the "sticky's" at the top of this forum for loads of info.

All the best.

Congratulations.

I imagine Arnie does not look at a flight from the UK to DBX as 5 hours but as a loss of an opportunity to log a couple of hundred posts.

5000 - Amazing.

naruto wrote:3ogbaal

What the hell does "3ogbaal" mean?

XRW-147 wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:Drinks are on you tomorrow night then! Juice, that is!

Donkey milk, of course - along with your assortment of donkey cheese, yogurt and cultures. I pity your a$s Liban

After all that maybe his a$s will pity him (don't know which).

HP you still got my vote as the "funniest" DF member - hands down.

Mum = England
Dad = USA

Liban wrote:I heard this joke once. Except the Australian was an Iranian, the Frenchman an Israeli, and the Englishman an Arab.

I posted the same joke 3 days ago (can't remember the respective nationalities)

the_zooter wrote:

Liban wrote:I like HP's picture in Carrefour.

That does actually cheer me up when I'm feeling down!!

I think HP's picture in Carrefour shoudl be the official picture of the forum - replacing the picture above (top left corner)!

As with any "organization" (DFM) someone has to do "the heavy lifting". In this case and quite admirably DK, Constantine, and Arnie (in order of amount of physical sweat generated) made then entire event possible. Posts alone would not have produced such a great gathering. So spe...

Hi everyone, Some DF members may be doing well in Dubai and I thought of an opportunity to also do some good. Here are the details of the opportunity: As you may know there is an organization called K-9 Friends which cares for abandoned dogs from the UAE (not just Dubai). Many of these pets are aban...

Donor list so far:

1. Concord
2. Naruto


Thank you.

Donor list so far:

1. Concord
2. Naruto
3. Lloydy


Thank you.

KeithL wrote:Any pics ?? and any chance of them being posted up here to put faces to the nicks ??

None without permission. Anyway my picture is to the left.

I'll shame you!

Portugal all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get a life, and a real job (if you are capable of).

Frankly, who gives a flying Fcuk!

Whatever it was shoot it between the eyes next time you see it.

Stop with the aS# kissing - all there was there was a bunch of morons!

Who the hell knew you existed in the first place!

Obviously you are not concerned but want to be funny. Please pick a sharp object and trust it into your eyea (left or right, no matter). If at first you do not succeed in pocking your eye out, try, and try again.