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Chocoholic wrote:Well that is the lamest excuse I've ever heard - so what if you're new! I;ve been here 5 years, never had a fine.

But did your driver ever get a fine?

Focus wrote:Thanks for your info so the time when I will be there as a tourist for two weeks only, I should rent a car or it is OK to take buses.

rent a car then you can go many more places.

try drinking yourself to sleep then hehe .. God knows I've tried that (well, used to) but still doesn't work. Then I would be super hungover and without any sleep and dihydrated almost to death. Even if I stay up all night he night before I still can't sleep. Funny thing is jetlag is not a problem ...

World's Best Resignation Letter :lol: :lol: :lol: Dear Mr. Baker, As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoyin...

Dude, I've got your name, and photo, from your blog (in your signature) and your occupation (5* hotel) so it would take me at most 3 hours to find out where you work (I've save all your posts). So you better restore youtube and facebook... I'm nothing more than anti-hyprocits... are you in any chan...

Dude, I've got your name, and photo, from your blog (in your signature) and your occupation (5* hotel) so it would take me at most 3 hours to find out where you work (I've save all your posts). So you better restore youtube and facebook... I'm nothing more than anti-hyprocits... Facebook and youtub...

Dude, I've got your name, and photo, from your blog (in your signature) and your occupation (5* hotel) so it would take me at most 3 hours to find out where you work (I've save all your posts). So you better restore youtube and facebook... I'm nothing more than anti-hyprocits... Facebook and youtub...

sage & onion wrote:The Twat Twins at it again

Most apes can put 6 letters together. But for you 4 ain't bad. I'm sure there area other words you can learn (I am figuring you pressed the "on" button on the computer without assistance - but I wonder)

The Twat Twins at it again Most apes can put 6 letters together. But for you 4 ain't bad. I'm sure there area other words you can learn (I am figuring you pressed the "on" button on the computer without assistance - but I wonder) :shock: It is not absolutely necessary that you reply to ea...

Sage, you are welcome.

Now don't forget the bed pan!

Good night!

Buses are terrible here, plus if you're a woman then it's pure torture as they only have a certain amount of 'women only' seats per bus, so once they're full that's it. You're not aloowed to mix - pffff. Taxis are your best bet, although some of the driving of these guys makes me want to vomit as s...

Hey guys, Recently ran into this forum, it's very helpful! Anyway, I'm considering getting a job in Dubai for an investment fund. Right now I live in New York City. I had a couple of questions I was hoping you guys can answer for me. 1-How do living expenses compare to places such as New York City?...

Hi! Am looking at moving to Dubai from Australia in the near future (time for a sea-change) and have absolutely no idea how to go about it :D Can anyone share some helpful hints or insights into the process? Any help at all would be greatly appreciated ... :) I must say that you sound like the firs...

LOL ^

Go to Latino House. Both ambiance and wont disappoint. I need to check that place out .. Concord did you try the new mexican restaurant in Meridian Mina Seyahi ? Maya's i think ? No. I've tried "mexican" food at two places in dubai (at the Marina and Tia Maria or something) and they both ...

Wasn't that hard though, I think this bit gave it away.... "with the plastic covers on its seat still.." The plastic on the seats is second to my personal favourite..... the shipping sticker in the window showing model year/features. Why is the plastic left on the seat? Is it to stop the ...

dubaidog wrote:Usually seen in these parts. Been missing for 2 days now. If found, please return to Concord. Use caution when approaching.



^^^"LOST"^^^

The b1tches ran him out of town I think.

Usually seen in these parts. Been missing for 2 days now. If found, please return to Concord. Use caution when approaching. http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/4523/concordtg4.jpg ^^^"LOST"^^^ But wait, I think I now what happened :shock: http://www.dubaiforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=26263

spoonman wrote:and what inspired you to write this piece?

Maybe he was just having a ****** day.

4. I firmly believe there are people out there that don't know that it is poor taste to go out of your way to check out another guy's package. Reminds me of an old story, This guy had a girlfriend named WENDY so he decided to tatoo her name on his package. When his package was "happy" it ...

reviewer wrote:

dubaidog wrote:Our office building had a pipe-in music in the toliet and with a big post instructing users how to use toilets properly.

What I find shocking is that based on your post it would appear that at least at one time you had a job! What's the world coming to...

I thought of something but..I'm a nice guy. What if I created a new user name (my 34th) and then acussed "Raidah" of all kinds of things (after all, from her posts I know: where she lives, where she is from, etc.). I woudl complaint about her "habits"... (made up of course) and h...

Advertising on the Forum is controlled by the Administrator and has absolutely nothing to do with any of the Moderators. If anyone has a problem with this then they should send a PM to Andy. I should not have to repeat it but since you are a Baboon I will. Moderators (Sage&Onion and Arniegang) ...

I remember that once, innocently, I asked who got the revenue from the advertisment on the forum. Guess what? The thread was deleted in a matter of hours. I think it might be time to set up a forum and we can generate some money. Here is my proposal: we create a name (I've got ideas which will work)...

if you make this forum, would we be able to say words like shit or fcuk? or does it automaticaly changes to some usernames of this forum? I've got a friend, local, high up on those things and he will be the advisor but even if we have to modify them we won't modify them to "love" "fe...

yeah, sure Thanks spoonman, you are 27th on the list. I am overwhelmed by the response so far (which Frankly I did not expect). Why is it that people are so shy (in cyberspace) and would not post but would pm in a nano second :shock: Here is my first thought: we might get enough cash to bring water...

Somehow I've screwed up the "quote" function (Babydoll will be delighted) Anyway, For the newbies I've participated in the "ice michine for k-9 friends", "DK shaves his head for charity" and "work camp fire", amongst other "charities" in Dubai, to th...

to start an online community or a website in general you need: (basic guide) 1- business objective: which in your case is rubbing it off to the face of some people and charity 2- then defining the audience of the community: which would be the people in dubai. you can limit it to a smaller group of ...

to start an online community or a website in general you need: (basic guide) 1- business objective: which in your case is rubbing it off to the face of some people and charity 2- then defining the audience of the community: which would be the people in dubai. you can limit it to a smaller group of ...