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Are we expecting white X-mas in Dubai :roll: It will be brown again. Strangest sight I've seen in Dubai was people in traditional arab dress lining up to have their picture taken with Santa Claus. Wish I had a camera. By the way, I've been to Wafi twice (first and last time - I thought it sucked)!

Oh, and study hard for the medical exam. Wait a minute, medical exam? Is that a physical or something? What do I need to know about that? You should go to Amazon.com and buy a couple of books just type "Dubai Medical Exam Guide" in the "search" window. Should be about 100 bucks ...

gtmash wrote:I don't even have a chute.

Oh shute! You have problems.

I have gotten a job and Dubai and will be moving there by mid-Jan. I was planning on coming with my wife. However, while processing the visa the company has said that I will have to bring my wife with me on a visit visa and then transfer to a residence visa. The additional transfer fees will have t...

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Are you bored with your everyday take out food? Not sure what to eat anymore. Not sure what to order. Not sure which restaurant to order from. And I dont mean fine dining. Yup, I ran out of options. Anyone has any other suggestion (take out or dine in) around the new Dubai area besides the followin...

Safarimazuri wrote:Burma. Wonder why? Could it be because we're primarily selfish...and see nothing wrong with that? Hmmmm...

uh?

Scrat wrote:Do you know that American pilots keep red square "in" min. 2 minutes?

Good to know.

Welcome to DF and do post: funny, helpful, insulting, boring, and stupid stuff (even in the same post). don't be shy!

New to dubai, I will be needing to buy furniture for our apt.. Anyone know where I can shop to buy reasonably priced furniture?? You might want to try HomeCenter at Mall of the Emirates or IKEA (at Festival City). Cheap stuff (relatively). You are lucky you post is still in the General Forum :shock...

10K seems like a lot of money. Is there any website from where I can confirm this? Or is it possible that she comes over on a visit visa and then go back. After that I process her application for residence visa. I supposed you read my post and Arnie's post. The Employer may pay for your wife's resi...

10K seems like a lot of money. Is there any website from where I can confirm this? Or is it possible that she comes over on a visit visa and then go back. After that I process her application for residence visa. If your money is a concern then in most cases the Employer will only pay for your spous...

I just noted there are 5 "hidden" members logged on at the moment.

What or whom are you guys hiding from?

Come out...

Jeevan wrote:i am one of them

You are hiding from yourself

Only one left?

Guesses?

^ian^ wrote:Well, it's not Arnie or Sage, we see when they come on to read each other's PMs.

Choc's usually hidden but she hasn't posted in a while...

Scrat wrote:hh, thank you guys

And, Concord, I will not be shy I like this forum already

That's the spirit. And by the way, I'll probably will tell you to go fcuk yourself at some time in the future. So be prepared and know I don't mean it unless I mean it.

arniegang wrote:HP

please please try to have a bit of respect on this occasion. Many of your fellow countrymen also died in 1939-45 and i apologise for omiting India.

Except HP is from Pakistan (well, allegedly anyway).

Is anyone considering doing a full blood test - you know one of those regular check ups EVERYONE should do at least once a year? Well I checked around the hospitals/clinics and it costs AED 1,300 for a full blood test. Isnt this like day light robbery? I also heard some send zee blood to S Africa f...

11-15 November is Diabetic awareness. Go get your free test. Yes it is FREE, they just feather your finger and wala! This reminds me, What do a Hemophiliac and a virgin have in common? One feather and it's all over! And yeah everyone should do the check. Specially in the UAE with all the junk food,...

This reminds me of an earlier thread regarding parking in handicap spaces http://dubaiforums.com/viewtopic.php?t= ... 474ffbb188

Im so bored at work during the night, there is nothing to do. Can someone suggest something?. PS cant watch flash related videos on the net or listen to music. Do what I do. Post mostly aimless, dumb, stupid stuff here. After all, no one "owns" the forum so you are free to post as you wis...

agpe123 wrote:I wonder if it is possible to bring a personal vibrator (adult novelty item) to Dubai. Is it allowed? If it is not allowed, what happens at customs?

Not allowed.

What happens? They will probably confiscate it.

Try bring it in and report back what happens.

For the Newbies and NearNewbies…. I’ve been thinking (rarely happens but happens) to post some notes directed particularly to the Newbies and NearNewbies on this forum. We all started with zero posts and “knew” nobody on the forums. The forum has been good for some, bad for some, so-so to many, etc....

^ian^ wrote:You might have to smuggle it in.

She's also bringing a dildo?

You might have to smuggle it in. She's also bringing a dildo? :shock: As long as she doesn't bring a 3rd item in... she might be fine. Reminds me of the scene in Fight Club.... "we prefer to refer to the item as 'A' dildo, not 'YOUR' Dildo." "But I don't own a dildo!" "Righ...

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De ja vu I swear I have read this before - exactly the same. or did you just cut and paste from your earlier post! You are very perceptive. Indeed I posted the same back on August 9. http://www.dubaiforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=21142 and also suggested then that it not be moved to "new members&q...

HP wrote:

Concord wrote:20. All members are equal.
21. Always remember: HP is an idiot...

all members are equal in length , width, height ?
HP is an idiot ?

Sorry HP, If I had editorial powers I would change it:

From:
21. Always remember: HP is an idiot.

To:
21. Always remember: HP is idiot.

I am tempted to.... but...

arniegang wrote:Great post Concs. i have made it a sticky for a while so it doesn't drop on list.

But of course. All my posts are great that is why I only have 3460 posts.

Now, HP's - all crap.

Good you are thinking straight...