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Sorry for the mistaken post (it must have been the euphoria of anticipated profits and free concerts). But once again the resourfulness of the board of directors shines thru again. Perfect, what else but a "shinning" board and future workforce would you expect from "Scourers R Us"...

I think those dinners that HP is refering to as running away as not to pay are really runing away from HP (not to avoid paying!).

hey i am interested to see the pictures of ya guys . We have been chatting and talking for long time , so i am curious to see : http://hpinvent.hi5.com :P Sorry to go back on topic as it seems to be an uncommon occurance but how about making the avatar able to accept larger files so that people who...

Answer the phone.

Hiya,

Get your money back!!!! As they obvioulsy removed the wrong part during your labatomy.

Success! To Arnie's chagrin and Kanell's delight I've finally managed to recycle my ever growing number of cans and bottles. I did it at Spinney's on Al Wasl road (in Jumeirah 3 ?). They have large bins in the back and it is hasle free (simply dump the stuff there). If I lived in Michigan I would ha...

"Reality" Check. Just to put things in perspective: the thread regarding an inquiry as to the whereabouts (dead or alive) of a fellow DFer (Sniper) generated 221 replies whereas the thread about PSP's generated, thus far, 282 replies!! Nevertheless, I suppose there is more money on future ...

Anyone notice the amount of garbage at the water's edge (anything from pastic bags, bottles, cans, Onions (yes), clothing, cigarette cases, food wrappers, etc. etc., on the beaches. I was 2 centemeter away from slicing my foot in half this morning while walking on the beach. There was a broken glass...

No fear - I was incognito.

Next time I'll just throw it out the window (only 36 floors down) let someone else recycle! I'll just tape your DF user name to each can!

Sounds like a plan don't it!

That was you?

Hey bud, next time don't forget to include the PIN number (makes it easier!)with the bank statements you are flinging out the window (makes it easier, you konw). I'll be looking for it.

You will be shocked to learn that the pool "officially" openned yesterday 25-5. They have a lifeguard upthere. How ridiculous is that!!!! Some SUV's are bigger than that pool. I still think they'll be closing it again in less than a week!

Slight correction; my pool is bigger than the pool in the building where I live at the moment! I'll have to put an ad for 2 lifeguards then (but luckily I have a bit more sense than...)

No help to me as I am only thirteen!

Silhoute, that "afro guy" bit is tired by now. Do you really have to put in each post (unless you lost a bet or something....)

You what is also annoying as all hell: that JM chick types "lol" at least 27 times on a 32 word post (check it out next time)!

Agreed. Hopefully there'll be some happyness when you get your PSP's (if not in your possesion already).

GAB wrote: Your avatar was there!! Let's face it if you are 13, I am 21.

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Prior to my picture from when I was bit younger (see left) I had a picture of my teddy bear!

Hey, Hey, hey, what's going on! Do we have a war? Time to declare alliances? Having heard about the Enron convictions in the USA, I just spend the whole day with my consiglieri making sure its all in the up-and-up. Not that I will get any insider trading with "Scourer' R Us" as I foresee n...

GAB wrote:You should be at school then sunshine!

Lunch time!

If you note most of my posts are at odd hours (early in the morning before school or middle of the night 3-4 am) because I have to sneak up so my parents don't find out!

Hey big picture if you want to make some good money (something rare nowadays in Dubai) follow the plastic scouring pads thread. You will want to get in on the IPO.

the Question posted; Can girls wear tongs on the beach? can be answered: Yes. However the most important question is: Should They? I submit the answers is almost always: Absolutely Not. Most of these women wearing thongs (forget the religious angle) should not even be wearing full body suits (they s...

Karama? Oh yeah try telling that to the shop keepers terrorised by a gang of school kids beating them with metal bars last week. The saddest part of that story was when the principal identified the kids he asked that they not be punished until after their exams :shock: :shock: Not only that but if ...

fayz wrote:There is tons of racism at clubs here and it is BS, this is one of my biggest pet peeves in Dubai.

I don't think this one was one of the "pet peeves" previously mentioned in the pet peeve thread (it would be either 19 or 20)

Best cure: Six Pack of beer. Repeat until no more hangover, no more job, no more money, no more liver (whichever comes first).

Good work. Let me know if you need back-up for the operation as I know people in high places and low places!

Dude! Now everyone knows not only your age but where you live!

Any goood Fish & Chip Shops in Dubai?

I thought I was sounding (by my writing) at least older than 13 but I bet I could not pull it off... So long as the women don't find out!

GAB wrote:

Concord wrote:I thought I was sounding (by my writing) at least older than 13 but I bet I could not pull it off... So long as the women don't find out!

You have a long way to go before you reach the depths of HP's posts.

Yes I know, it's been a while since I was 4 (and acted 2) like HP!

Fax machine beebs and spits out the following letter: To: Scourer's R'Us Zimbabwe-Dubai Holdings Jebel Ali From: Regional Environment Protection Agency (REPA) Dubai, UAE IMPORTANT NOTICE FOR YOUR OPERATION IN THE UAE The REPA has recently suceeded in lobbying his highness the Sheikh to ban super-ha...