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Re: How Real Men Shave !

rudeboy wrote:always wondered why croc dundee carried a HUGE knife with him all the time!


I LOVE that movie.
by Chocoholic
Nov 20, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: How real men shave !
Replies: 16
Views: 1622

Re: Hi..... and employment law questions

Bascially, what you have to understand is that contracts here are basically not worth the paper they're written on. You might well have high overall salaries, but gratuity is paid on your 'basic' salary, which is usually a tiny amount, with the rest of your salary being made up of allowances. If you...
by Chocoholic
Nov 20, 2010
 
Forum: Working in Dubai
Topic: Hi..... and employment law questions
Replies: 6
Views: 6521

Re: How real men shave !

I don't think there is a topic to this thread to begin with! So doesn't matter and is all related 'loosely' anyway.
by Chocoholic
Nov 20, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: How real men shave !
Replies: 16
Views: 1622

Re: Threatening PM's

Are you calling me a lackie?? :shock: Hope you aren't, because I didn't "support" anyone on this. The only voice I gave to this was to arnie and I didn't go either way. Chocs, what do you call those who backed you up? *sigh* - no Bora, it wasn't aimed at you. Relaaaaaax!-- Sat Nov 20, 201...
by Chocoholic
Nov 20, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Threatening PM's
Replies: 103
Views: 7030

Re: Threatening PM's

neither do i! let me get that oil sorted out for you ladies ;) er did you not get that no one cares? Seems like you'll be oiling yourself up mate. Cheerio. -- Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:58 am -- Like I said Chocs if I've made you stop and think before throwing your weight about behind the scenes then my w...
by Chocoholic
Nov 20, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Threatening PM's
Replies: 103
Views: 7030

Re: Threatening PM's

rudeboy wrote:why dont you ladies carry each others photos in your handbag and when there is a problem on DF, no matter how impossible, you look at their pictures and the problem disappears!! :D


LOL I wouldn't want to carry something that hideous around with me TBO.
by Chocoholic
Nov 20, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Threatening PM's
Replies: 103
Views: 7030

Re: Blasphemy Death Sentence in Pakistan

I think this is truly a tragic story. But sadly what can we expect from such a place, where everything is so messed up, people are uneducated and will believe everything they hear/see. These hardcore Mullahs should be ashamed of themselves and the global community really needs to do something about ...
by Chocoholic
Nov 20, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: Blasphemy Death Sentence in Pakistan
Replies: 21
Views: 2266

Re: Threatening PM's

Once again matey, you'll be playing with yourself. Got far better things to be doing.
by Chocoholic
Nov 20, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Threatening PM's
Replies: 103
Views: 7030

Re: How real men shave !

I once came up with a brilliant marketing strategy for Immac depilation cream: Why limit their target consumer to 50% of the possible audience, they should consider men as well to solve a particular male hair problem: Hairy bum syndrome. The tag line: "Immac your crack!" :lol: :lol: :lol:...
by Chocoholic
Nov 20, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: How real men shave !
Replies: 16
Views: 1622

Re: White Brits, Before Long, a Minority in the UK!!!

You know DK, I think you need a smacked bottom! You seem to be the biggest culprit for diverting threads these days.

BTW, I can never remember the name of that Welsh town, that unless you can say it, you're not allowed to live there.
by Chocoholic
Nov 20, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: White Brits, Before Long, a Minority in the UK!!!
Replies: 75
Views: 6259

Re: Threatening PM's

Blimey is this 'drama' still going on? Oh dear oh dear. Go Kanelli!
by Chocoholic
Nov 20, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Threatening PM's
Replies: 103
Views: 7030

Re: White Brits, Before Long, a Minority in the UK!!!

LOL yeah that's the one. They're very funny there.
by Chocoholic
Nov 20, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: White Brits, Before Long, a Minority in the UK!!!
Replies: 75
Views: 6259

Re: Threatening PM's

:sad2: Sorry there wasn't a smiley of a baby throwing it's toys out the pram. I'll keep looking.
by Chocoholic
Nov 20, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Threatening PM's
Replies: 103
Views: 7030

Re: UK police: EDL responsible for Islamic etremism

I get really tired of seeing images like that - these sub-human beings are nothing but thugs, who deserve nothing better than to be booted out of the UK.
by Chocoholic
Nov 20, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: UK police: EDL responsible for Islamic etremism
Replies: 22
Views: 1537

Re: Threatening PM's

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa brilliant! Yup that'll do nicely!
by Chocoholic
Nov 20, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Threatening PM's
Replies: 103
Views: 7030

Re: White Brits, Before Long, A Minority In The UK!!!

desertdudeshj wrote:Anybody got any clues on how to actually pronouce that ? And that Icelandic volcano that recently went apeshit


erm I could have a go, but there might be a lot of involuntary spitting involved lol
by Chocoholic
Nov 20, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: White Brits, Before Long, a Minority in the UK!!!
Replies: 75
Views: 6259

Re: Threatening PM's

That'll be Yazz and the Plastic Population to be precise! Great tune, terrible video.
by Chocoholic
Nov 20, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Threatening PM's
Replies: 103
Views: 7030

Re: White Brits, Before Long, a Minority in the UK!!!

Hate to break it to you, but that's not the entire name! You obviously didn't click on the link. The full name is:

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

There is also a guide as to how to pronounce it, but it really doesn't help.
by Chocoholic
Nov 20, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: White Brits, Before Long, a Minority in the UK!!!
Replies: 75
Views: 6259

Re: White Brits, Before Long, a Minority in the UK!!!

Well LL in Welsh is sort of like TH, but it comes from rolling the tongue from the back. I can't actually write the sound you're supposed to make phonetically. F's are very often V's.
by Chocoholic
Nov 20, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: White Brits, Before Long, a Minority in the UK!!!
Replies: 75
Views: 6259

Re: Anyone wants $8.75M? ...

Oh go on, reply back to him and wind him up for a while.
by Chocoholic
Nov 21, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Anyone wants $8.75M? ...
Replies: 8
Views: 1046

Re: Where for 31st December this year 2011?

erm are you asking for 31/12/2010 or 31/12/2011 - if it's the latter you have an entire year. If it's this year, good luck as most places are booked already and asking for payment upfront.

There are no real cheap deals. Might I suggest you get a copy of Time Out.
by Chocoholic
Nov 21, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Where for 31st December this year 2011?
Replies: 8
Views: 2363

Re: (Road) bike community in Dubai / Abu Dhabi

DD, what rubbish! There is a HUGE cycling community, many train for races and the triathlons. They're normally out Friday mornings going for 100 km rides across trh Emirates or can be found training around the Ghantoot area.

Contact the guys at Wolfies Bike Shop, they can give you all the details.
by Chocoholic
Nov 21, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai Sports Forum
Topic: (Road) bike community in Dubai / Abu Dhabi
Replies: 8
Views: 2965

Re: Approaching local girls in shopping malls

Well strictly speaking if the lady is covered, then it is not polite to approach them, it's not the done thing. If they are conservative, most won't be out without a male relative or husband - so don't even go there.
by Chocoholic
Nov 21, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Approaching local girls in shopping malls
Replies: 31
Views: 10379

Re: Anyone wants $8.75M? ...

Replying is the worse thing you can do. It shows its a legit email address, which somebody actually reads. Hence your email address will be in spam database forever. Not if you have a couple of email addresses used for such purposes. Who only has one email these days? Plus after you're done winding...
by Chocoholic
Nov 21, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Anyone wants $8.75M? ...
Replies: 8
Views: 1046

Re: (Road) bike community in Dubai / Abu Dhabi

desertdudeshj wrote::shock:


LOL yup literally HUNDREDS of them.
by Chocoholic
Nov 21, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai Sports Forum
Topic: (Road) bike community in Dubai / Abu Dhabi
Replies: 8
Views: 2965

Re: Why God created misery...

More cut and paste garbage - lovely.
by Chocoholic
Nov 21, 2010
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Why God created misery...
Replies: 5
Views: 1673

Re: Soulmates

Mmm interesting. For some people there's definitely that POW moment, where you just know that you're meant to be with someone, for others it grows over time.
by Chocoholic
Nov 21, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Soulmates
Replies: 51
Views: 6123

Re: Anyone wants $8.75M? ...

Which is why it would be fun to give them a taste of their own medicine.
by Chocoholic
Nov 21, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Anyone wants $8.75M? ...
Replies: 8
Views: 1046

Anyone going to GunsNRoses in Abu Dhabi

So anyone going to the gig? I know it won't be the same as the line-up with Slash, saw him with Velvet Revolver a few years ago. But it should be a good night - if er they turn up lol
by Chocoholic
Nov 21, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Anyone going to GunsNRoses in Abu Dhabi
Replies: 38
Views: 2930

Re: Gather Up Boys & Girls. Time for a Little Fun!!!

33. I can re-read something ten times and not know what it said.
by Chocoholic
Nov 21, 2010
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Gather Up Boys & Girls. Time for a Little Fun!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 1067
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