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Chocoholic

lol it's getting way too weird in here!

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I tell you what, someone seriously needs to rid the world of these idiots.

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Princess Bananahamock took one home last night - we won't be seeing her for a while!

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The following is part of a story in Gulf News today about a Brit who was sentenced to 3 months in jail in Dubai form cursing and punching somebody. The article goes on to state that "Prosecutors accused the Briton of causing a one per cent permanent disability to the Swede's lip and cursing hi...

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Dubai Knight wrote:Working the first day of Eid, then off to Spain to throw myself out of airplanes for a week and spend some time motorbiking around Majorca on a friends vintage Ducati.

Died and gone to heaven!

Knight

Darn that reminds me - bike trailer please!

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To second what Viking stated, the question needs to be asked, had the government invested in proper infrastructure and dams and other public amenities could this disaster have been averted by some measure? Also one begins to wonder if the leaders of Pakistan cared so much about the people would the...

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Very possibly, I think they're getting annoyed at the bike being there. So if you know anyone else, or would your bike fixer-upper dude collect it and do the repairs?

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Cheers me dear. Then I think once it's up and running again, it'll be pimped! Don't think he's thrilled with having a 'purple' bike and hates the exhausts on it.

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It's a very tricky situation. As Bethsmum rightly says, I wouldn't even risk being pregnant and unmarried here at all in case something happens to you, it's a whole can of worms. Think very carefully about the decisions you're making. Marriage of convenience is not an option I would say and don't ev...

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Damn! Really? Pff think you might be right. Yes Friday - the guest list is something ridiculous like 40 or 50 people now, people are even bringing theirs mothers

How will we all fit into the apartment? Thankfully some errant behaving douches have been left off the list though - phew.

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You can't take it out of context like that, as it really doesn't make sense. The only other way that statment could be read, is that the Brit cursed at the Swede, whilst the Swede was under the influence. But obviously it actually means the Brit cursed, while the Brit was under the influence.

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Aah, I see BM was right after all, :lol: Actually no, because in no way can you read it to mean the the prosecutors cursed at the accused. Go back and re-read my post! It's badly written though to be honest, I'd have shot whoever proof read that and approved it. But coming from Gulf News it doesn't...

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Aah, I see BM was right after all, :lol: Actually no, because in no way can you read it to mean the the prosecutors cursed at the accused. Go back and re-read my post! It's badly written though to be honest, I'd have shot whoever proof read that and approved it. But coming from Gulf News it doesn't...

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^^^^shouldn't you be renamed Bethsdad in light of that post?^^^^

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^^^^ is clearly confusing (I wasn't presuming, I was assuming)

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^^^^As stated by my old news editor! Actually it's 'never assume, to do so, will make an a** out of U and ME.

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Ms Bananahamock - she is going to turn into a crazy cat lady lol

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Oh great. lol

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Now why would anyone make up such a story. These people are fools, really.

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LOL no not quite yet DK.

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BB, stop talking tripe! You've never left me in shreds - I walked away and refused to engage you because I will not come down to your level - get over yourself.

And you think it's smart to go around bragging that you actively pick fights with people? Not the sharpest tool in the box.

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I'll second a large G&T please. But I'll have my own man in a towel or not serve it - cheers.

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Oi! I've had that - not too shabby if you ask me.

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Well if you look at my joining date, it's taken me just over 5 years - wow have I been on the forum that long? Yikes!

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Anyway, back to our regular programming. I still can't figure out how one can tell a 1% permanent lip disability. I think I know why the statement was made however. Well you know we could always to an experiment to figure it out ourselves, we just need a willing (or not)volunteer to be punched in t...

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Seriously - when a woman says NO she means NO! How come all these attacks happened in June and are only coming to light now? These brutes deserve nothing but the harshest punishment. http://www.7days.ae/storydetails.php?id=97562&page=localnews&title=Model beaten by thugs at party A model has...

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The awful thing is, if the story is correct, that the woman appeared to know her attackers. I have no idea what's wrong with these people, but as BlueOrb says I sincerely hope that one day they pick on the wrong person and get what they deserve.

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Bethsmum wrote:By the way Britney, the plural of sheep is sheep.

Hahahahaha classic! Where's the dunces hat?

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Oh look Sage! A swear word - in it's entirity, by sweet Kanelli non-the-less. Off to FC it goes!

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