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So Misery Called Life wants to wake up and be Elvis? What, dying on a toilet wearing a nappy and eating a cheeseburger? The lady in question comes from Devon, where they zpeak funny anywayz, and turned Chinese overnight. So still no-one can understand a word she says! Rough justice that one! :lol: ...

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desertdudeshj wrote:I think if I ended uo sounding like Elvis I would join the monks and take a life long vow of silence, hopefully my minds voice would still be normal !

Are you kidding? Elvis had one sexy drawl.

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Dubai Knight wrote:
symmetric wrote:What's cooking here?

Looks like its soon going to be 'Speak like ELVIS day!' Uh-Huh!

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Well there's already talk like a Pirate day, so why not?

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Whatever. As I said just saying it how it is.

DD, you're a tool.

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Actually we know it DOES happen Sage, they tried this in Dubai last year over shared accomodation if you remember, but they gave up in the end after the uproar it caused. The power of the people won out over that one. Sharjah is backward anyway. What amused me was that they 'eventually' found 'one' ...

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Well I do have to kinda agree with DD on this one. Things happen in every city all over the world nowhere is totally clean or safe, but still I'd rather live here than anywhere else.

I reckon it's the Saudi influence on Sharjah that's now kicking in.

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Lying on the beach and tanning is so BOOOORRRRING! I'll be getting my outdoor fix from messing out on boats, wakeboarding, longboarding, wake skating etc etc. My tan lines are the shape of my life / rash vest - booo never mind.

Also doing a Braai, games night and general douchery.

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Well on the verge of the French government voting whether to ban the burka in public places next week, a woman has been fined for driving in one, with the police officer saying that her field of vision was impaired by the garment. Now she wants to sue the police force over it! Typical.

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er I was simply stating what I get upto this weekend. Not really called for and FYI, douchery, general douchiness, the elite doucherati are common phrases between a group of friends. It's a joke haha for a laugh. Also all I did was state a fact in the other thread, is that you Bora have to have the ...

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You know the saddest thing I find about the story, is that the couple in question had obviously been together for years, were obviously in a committed, caring relationship, enough to have two children and yet are found guilty of not having a stupid piece of paper to verify it.

Sad sad sad.

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No you have to show your entire face in your passport photo, that's why they have to take them aside and have them remove the veil so they can see who exactly is under there.

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Why bother when most people are already using skype.

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This really is very very sad. Christophe was very well known to lots of people in Dubai and across the UAE, he was a great racing talent, who will be sorely missed.

http://www.thenational.ae/apps/pbcs.dll ... 39789/1010

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Annnd another one:

http://www.7days.ae/storydetails.php?id ... e%20desert

I actually had to read and compare this a few times to check it wasn't the same story.

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They should have just asked them to get married, seeing as they'd been living together for years anyway (so obviously NOT single).

This story is sooo tragic. They probably had the children at home.

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Yeah I really don't understand these girls going off with strange men, some people are so naive.

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Whatever saddo. Go hang out with your own kind.

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They must be lonely women feeling attracted to Arab complexion and credit cards. Do all those victimized women happen to be Eastern Europeans? :D Place your bets please. I'm the booky on this one. ;) Who knows the reasons why. But as I said before, I suspect we're going to be reading about alot mor...

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Who knows. There are even Emiratis who don't exist to their own governments and have no documentation to prove they exist, so if they can't get anything, expats are screwed.

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Who knows. There are even Emiratis who don't exist to their own governments and have no documentation to prove they exist, so if they can't get anything, expats are screwed. Yep I know one. His name is Desertdudeshj. Rejected national. :lol: :P LOL - no but seriously there are people in that situat...

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Ahhhh hide the kitty, DD will probably keep it has a pet and pull all it's teeth and claws out.

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Another thought. What's the point of prosecuting a couple like this when it's been such a long time? What a waste of energy and resources.

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Wow that's gorgeous. Yes please WJ where is this?

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And again today:

http://www.7days.ae/storydetails.php?id=93381&title=UN eyes end to sponsor laws

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Well it would open up so much more potential for the place, that's for sure.

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Kid, what's quite amusing when you consider 'it's people' are well in the minority. However, what's the point in punishing people who've lived like that for years on end? Why do couples need a poxy piece of paper to prove their committment to one another? I can tell you that I know of one Emirati wh...

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