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Well I actually find it amusing that some people can't take a bit of gentle ribbing. Especially in light of the fact that I do have a load of American mates and many of them actually think the same way about many of their fellow country men. Half my family is American! I used to actively shoot in co...
by Chocoholic
Jun 07, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Importing an Air-Rifle from U.S
Replies: 140
Views: 13993

My regular pizza place has started giving free garlic bread and a cans of coke - sweet!
by Chocoholic
Jun 07, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: slowly but surely ...
Replies: 18
Views: 2630

Hardly!
by Chocoholic
Jun 07, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Importing an Air-Rifle from U.S
Replies: 140
Views: 13993

Maybe I'll give in and join you and pop a cap in your ass!
by Chocoholic
Jun 07, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Importing an Air-Rifle from U.S
Replies: 140
Views: 13993

Actually I'll use my bow and arrow - it'll hurt more! Or maybe a Vulcan disabling grip.

I'm throwing a spoon at you, might knock some sense in there!
by Chocoholic
Jun 07, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Importing an Air-Rifle from U.S
Replies: 140
Views: 13993

You know I don't actually read the replies, because all I see is 'meh meh meh, blah blah, yadda yadda yadda'

Teehee :twisted:
by Chocoholic
Jun 07, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Importing an Air-Rifle from U.S
Replies: 140
Views: 13993

Pop a cap in the butt and become the crack spiders biyatch!
by Chocoholic
Jun 07, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Importing an Air-Rifle from U.S
Replies: 140
Views: 13993

Oh come on! It's cricket! Watching paint dry is far more interesting :wink:
by Chocoholic
Jun 07, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: london bridge is falling down.
Replies: 26
Views: 2800

Well she's a good performer, but I wouldn't pay to see someone mime their way through a show.
by Chocoholic
Jun 07, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Britney In Dubai
Replies: 14
Views: 1266

Haha you've never seen the video?

OKay have a laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
by Chocoholic
Jun 07, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Importing an Air-Rifle from U.S
Replies: 140
Views: 13993

Not surprising. You see at least Canadians have a sense of humour - fnar fnar.
by Chocoholic
Jun 07, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Importing an Air-Rifle from U.S
Replies: 140
Views: 13993

Guys it's really not that bad, geez it's a damn site more than I earn I'll tell you. Depends what you want out of life, if you look at places to rent with decent rents. Shop around for cars, there are some great deals out there at the moment and with so many people leaving you could pick up a great ...
by Chocoholic
Jun 08, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: salary of 14 000
Replies: 43
Views: 5336

A company is not allowed to register someone as absconding until after 7 days of the employee not turning up for work, not being in touch etc etc.
by Chocoholic
Jun 08, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: About Absconding? - Urgent!
Replies: 10
Views: 11788

It really is a sad state of affairs when people feel they have no choice other than to vote for these kind of parties.

I'd be very bloody afraid!
by Chocoholic
Jun 08, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: BNP leader Nick Griffin becomes MEP
Replies: 9
Views: 1329

Of course I do! I'm just worried about the future prospects of these kind of people gaining ground. But when the other parties in power have screwed up so royally, what are people supposed to do.
by Chocoholic
Jun 08, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: BNP leader Nick Griffin becomes MEP
Replies: 9
Views: 1329

I think many people have a too high expectation of what expats earn. It's not what it used to be. Money isn't everything you know, so long as you have enough to live on and do most of the things you want to, with the occassional treat, I don't see why people should complain.
by Chocoholic
Jun 08, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: salary of 14 000
Replies: 43
Views: 5336

erm of course you'd die if you were shot in the gut and the bullet damaged the liver, kidneys, stomach, spleen :roll:
by Chocoholic
Jun 08, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Cops these days!
Replies: 17
Views: 3412

Yes it does. However the actual temperature if it is around 50 degrees will never be reported acurately in the media - because the late Sheikh Zayed made a decree that if it went over 50, people would be entitiled to the day off!

Bet not many people know that little gem!
by Chocoholic
Jun 08, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Does it really hit 50 Degrees in UAE During Summer ?
Replies: 33
Views: 13247

Oh no, it was upto about 54 a couple of years ago.
by Chocoholic
Jun 09, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Does it really hit 50 Degrees in UAE During Summer ?
Replies: 33
Views: 13247

First off Crusader! I'm not blonde. Secondly, anyone who thinks the BNP and their ideas are going to be anything other than radical, racist, homophobic and basically have ridiculous views on anything is off their rocker - that would include YOU then. So why don't you toddle off. Because anyone who w...
by Chocoholic
Jun 09, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: BNP leader Nick Griffin becomes MEP
Replies: 9
Views: 1329

Bora Bora wrote:Chocs, have any room in your web for him?


He's not good enough to be the crack spiders princess! He just needs a cap popped in his ass, or should that be head, preferably between the eyes!
by Chocoholic
Jun 09, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: BNP leader Nick Griffin becomes MEP
Replies: 9
Views: 1329

I agree with you here, but only if you are talking about back home. I left a perfectly good job and packed up my life to come here. That is where the expectations of higher salaries come from. If you're earning the same money as back home then there would be no incentive to move to Dubai. Plus you ...
by Chocoholic
Jun 09, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: salary of 14 000
Replies: 43
Views: 5336

The info that comes down is always slightly lower than it actually is.

Anyway it's damn hot now and I hate it - blurgh.
by Chocoholic
Jun 09, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Does it really hit 50 Degrees in UAE During Summer ?
Replies: 33
Views: 13247

Losing weight is not brain surgery. Don't eat as much and get some damn exercise - duh!
by Chocoholic
Jun 10, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Loose Weight Now Ask Me How
Replies: 5
Views: 1423

Jog on! This has been asked time and time again, it's a personal choice, stop preaching at people.
by Chocoholic
Jun 10, 2009
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Do You Believe In Allah?
Replies: 15
Views: 4750

Pedestrian crossings on roundabouts

Here's one for you! And I think the RTA are daft for doing it. NEar where I live there is a big roundabout. It has lights which are never in operation, and pedestrian crossings on each of the entry/exit roads. Now, classic example this guy walks on the crossing and freaks out when cars try to carry ...
by Chocoholic
Jun 10, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Pedestrian crossings on roundabouts
Replies: 6
Views: 1273

Yeah? MY grandfather swore by a full English breakfast every single morning. And a glass of wine/brandy before bed.

He died at 92 and was never sick a day in his life!
by Chocoholic
Jun 10, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Breakfast?
Replies: 109
Views: 13311

It means the same thing, don't split hairs now.

If you 'require' something to belive in, then that's your choice. But don't push your opinions on others who choose not to.
by Chocoholic
Jun 11, 2009
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Do You Believe In Allah?
Replies: 15
Views: 4750

Re: Botox anyone?

:roll: I guess it was too much to hope for any decent replies.
by Chocoholic
Dec 22, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Botox anyone?
Replies: 15
Views: 1561

Re: What happened to facebook in UAE? :'(

The server was down is all. Normal service has been resumed.
by Chocoholic
Dec 22, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What happened to facebook in UAE? :'(
Replies: 23
Views: 3591
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