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You can find the video to that on youtube and I LOVE 'Never met a nice Soth Africa' - how funny is that!

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hahaha yeah don't be cutting any pipes or cables now.

Oh and dude, it's POND!

You're not going to be burying 007 in your back yard!

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Haha sorry, the pussycat is taking a break!

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Somethings are just not logical Mr Spock!

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Again, sadly under local laws the woman always comes off worse.

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Why am I not surprised in the slightest by this attitude: 'Mizaffar, a Pakistani labourer, said he was not bothered about keeping the city clean. "I work at a construction site located nearby. If I want to relieve myself do you think I will go searching for a proper toilet or think of the envir...

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Nothing new, we've had to have visas for the US for a long time now.

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True. The chances are very slim that anything is wrong.

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Agree with that DK, that was the other issue. Couldn't get many of them into training half the time, they just never bothered to show.

As I said before, the women work far harder and take a lot more pride in it than the guys do. I wonder why that is.

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Hmm maybe greater research into the company and its employees needed to be done beforehand.

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hmmm not much you can do but suck it up, pay the fines, hand your car in and see if they ban you unfortunately.

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No, I know what you meant by making the cut, sadly in this here place, making the cut means a loaded guy.

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Oh yeah. Hang in there.

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You have to be comfortable with your own company.

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Hmmm the speed cameras are buggers at the moment. :shock: I've been caught a couple of times, sadly though they were on stretches of road where the limit wasn't clear - damn it. I haven't got any black points though. I guess they start adding those, if you're ridiculously over the limit. I had my ca...

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n you still pay instead of confiscation? Thought they stopped that! I wasn't able to do it.

Not sure about the DUI either, they say that, but hardly anyone gets 3 months. Know I guy who was well ratted, he got busted and flicked the finger, he did a week, fined 10,000 Dhs and let go.

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Del, how can you clarify, when everyone has different criteria. What I might look for in a guy, might be completely different to what someone else looks for. It's impossible to generalise.

Bhomes, sounds like you need to make some friends.

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They WILL take your car - no doubt about it.

Licence don't know. It might depend who you see on the day and what mood they're in.

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well they did stop it, now started it again for covering up rising costs :lol: They do ground your vehicle for more than 3 months incase of serious offences and multiple instances of same. I stopped driving rash & fast, until and unless someone offers for a race or just to choke out carbon &...

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We are not the Judge and Jury, you are in the hands of Inspector Al Knacker of the Car Yard. Its normally black and white here: You do the crime, you do the time. Or rather your car does. They don't even wash it before you get it back! :shock: :shock: :shock: Knight Yeah what's up with that man! Mi...

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In Sharia law it's always the woman's fault, because men are never never at fault and never do anything wrong.

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Why does everything have to lead to the pressure of marriage? Plenty of couples stay together and never get married.

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Ran a red light - that damn junction on Wasl road. Actually it was a ripe orange!

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15 days and an 800 Dhs fine - boohoo

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TheChoosen wrote:But some scientists there teached a local monkey how to use a computer and internet.....he´s now member in a forum LOL

THE SHOW MUST GO ON

erm that would be 'taught' hun. 'taught a local monkey'.

Monkeys are damn intelligent creatures you know.

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And of course we all know that Germans have no sense of humour what so ever

Your avatar cracks me up.

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But the best bit - oh this is great. Before I gave my car for impounding, I was out shopping for shoes, ended up buying a new car, instead of shoes, it's a woman thing - don't ask! So when I went to get the new car, the sales people took my old car, dropped it off at the pound, then registered the n...

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Is that like a sort of Blue Elmo? weird. Ahhhh I love Germany, it rocks.

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I don't have ANY black points surprisingly enough. Not according to the website anyway.

Just checked under my licence number as well as the car, nope no black points.

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Well to be hones, just use your cruise control. You know very well that radars in a 120km zone are set at 140km, so obviously if you go over that then you're going to get busted.

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