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Don't even go there! A friend of mine was travelling with his American GF to a redneck state in the US, and he made a sarcastic comment to airport security - didn't go down very well. He was bundled into a backroom and strip searched. Funny as!

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Great post Humbleman and I salute you for your views. Sadly though I think your words will fall on deaf ears. But it's very nice to know that at least some of us share the same views and can also learn to accept our differences.

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Blue Nun! OMG - that was my drink as a student, cheap, sweet white wine.

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Haha yeah it was Alabama they went to.

Because everywhere else they were pretty chilled out, but there - just don't say a work, don't even breathe.

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Ah what's the matter - no one to play with? Or annoy

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If she is local or not she is in more serious trouble than you. She cannot go to a doctor in the UAE because if she is not married the doctor is legally bound to report her to the authorities if she is pregnant and single. Her religion is of no consequence. No court in the UAE or the middle east wo...

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Right you narrow minded little feather - here's a news flash it's all very well having Emiratisation, the problem is, many of the locals don;t actually WANT to work or are incapable of doing the job! Your statement about local community makes me want to vomit, it is so disgusting to hear you say th...

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erm really not sure what to make of that!

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Ooooo that sound cool! Good luck with that!

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Harry is obviously starting to take after Prince Phillip, in the putting your foot in it stakes!

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Never ever make the other person in your life the be all and end all. You should never change who you are for someone else. It'll get easier, as they say time os a fantastic healer. And yes, routine in relationships is never a good thing, being spontaneous and keeping people on their toes is always ...

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I'll agree with that! If you approached most women I know like that, they'd tell you to take a hike on the spot and run in the other direction! Too intense, too soon, you'll freak people out acting like that. Also it smacks of desperation, no-one wants a desperate person. It doesn't work like that.

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There is waaaay too much testosterone round here!

erm people do survive, being struck by lightning you know

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No, sadly the younger generation are very cool in some ways, but the old traditional views are very very hard to break! Here are the top 15 quotes from Philip: 1. China State Visit, 1986 If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed. 2. To a blind women with a guide “Do you know they have ...

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Okay, I'll give you two classic examples. My mother lost her job due to Emiratisation - fine, but once she's gone everyone complained about the local girl that replaced her as she didn't have a clue how to do the job, sat there filing her nails or yapping on the phone all day and basically got every...

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I don't have a home. I'm homeless

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Niot really funny, but I have to say, possibly one of the stupidest ways to kill yourself. He obviously copied it from a guy that did the same thing in the UK last year!

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Well they're never going to admit it are they, but I think it's blindingly obvious!

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And what would you put in this 'Aid package'!

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Well yes, if you're a superficial, shallow person only after money etc then you're never going to find any decent guys are you.

I'm really sad, I had the most amazing date with an awsome guy, got along like a house on fire. Sadly he's leaving Dubai - damn it!

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Not fugly at all! I wouldn't mind one of those bad boys!

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I always wanted a bike, but was never allowed to have one - boohoo! Alright for my brother though - WTFIT! Pfffff

I'm gonna get my bike licence and get a bad boy machine!

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Yes yes we know, we know. And Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip are distant cousins aswell.

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No, no Harley for me. More like a Ducati girl!

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Who knows. Sometimes children don't necessarily resemble their parents, but maybe have more the features of their grandparents, that's the weird thing about genetics. Take two of my cousins, brother and sister, father white, mother Hawaiian, the older sister is pale and white as can be, brother has ...

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Well well look who's back! How are you?

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Ooooh get the spare helmet out, I wanna come for a spin!

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Element stock kitchen appliances and utensils.

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Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh bring back the un-pc days of Spitting Image is what I say!

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I think you could probably walk into any of the sales offices and make a stupid offer on a property and they'd probably take it, just to make a sale.

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