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No, I'm not going to lock it! I'm going to give the others to reply should they wish!

As I said before, you cannot ask people to change for you.

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Okay, I'm bored of you now, so I'm just going to take the p***.

Why? Because I can! And it amuses everyone else at your expense - hahaha!

See above!

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Excellent! Hey Busa, shove the Moet on ice and pass around a few glasses would you?!

Have to say, there is nothing as evil as a Champagne hangover - even though I love the stuff!

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But you use it as an excuse to carry on your obsession with the topic. Therefore would would appreciate it, if you would not mention it at all so that the subject dies. I think we've made that perfectly clear, and if you still don't get it, then sorry to say, but you must be a bit lacking in your un...

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And don't forget the 1000 Dhs fine when your camel is caught spitting in the road.

This however, could be a great deterant to tailgaters!

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Oh god! Hair of the dog? Yikes!

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But how are you going to get residency without being employed by a company? You can get visas through the media city freezone, but only for specific areas of work. You really cannot compare this country to any other, things just don't work that way. If you are able to get freelance work, don't expec...

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So go on now go!
Walk out the door!
Don't turn around now, cause you're not welcome anymore.....

Gloria Gaynor - The forum will survive!

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DK, is absolutely right! Don't rush to make friends in this place, as many people are superficial idiots, who'll just drag you around for the sake of it. Wait to make a decent circle of friends, who you can rely on.

FYI, you are welcome to PM me. All my mates rock and we're sound as a pound.

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Can you two take this discussion somewhere else, instead of thread hijacking!

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arniegang wrote:Also the maximum age for a single female to be sponsored by her father is 21.

So it's not! There is no maximum age for a single female to be sponsored by her father! I'm in my 30's and on my fathers! Neh!

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Not a bonus for us however!

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Lots of us understand Hindi!

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No! I'm the B*tch moderator of the forum!

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Listen here loser! I just read the PM you sent to K-Dog! Don't think I didn't understand that vile piece of filth you wrote!

You do not send abuse to members of the forum - EVER!

You don't need to know where I'm from!

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It'll either be in the jobs section or the expat help section. There are certain companies you should stay away from. Basically the rule of thumb is, no employment agency worth their salt, will charge you for registering or trying to find you work. They get their money from the companies who come to...

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Yeah you keep 'promising' to leave! So go ahead and do so!

Considering complaints are being made by seasoned members, who we do in fact know in person, who do you think we're going to believe here?! Plus it doesn't take a genuis to be able to check it either.

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OMG - I had a couple of random shots of what I thought was Sambuca the other night! Then found out it was Absinthe - Holy Moly! That stuff knocks you sideways in an instant!

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No way, no how!

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Blah blah blah, you don't know anything about anyone here! You say you'll go, then lardidah you're still bloody here! Well what impression do you give I might add, when all you post about is hookers, racist comments and hijack others threads! You've done youself no favours mate! You can say what you...

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Well that's because all Americans are stupid and can't speak proper English in the first place! They've barstardised our beautiful language into crass slang!

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Well is what about time. Seriously how long did they expect the place to sustain the rate it was growing at.

Hmmmm might wander over the the airport and have a look see.

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Chat you up?! Oh please you make my skin crawl! I'm going to put you down and squash you like the insignificant, irritating bug that you are - urgh!

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Hardly!

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Yes that's fine. Go ahead!

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Hahahahaha well it's about time Jedi!

Oh Christ I have tears in my eyes, I'm laughing so hard!

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Just don't get into an accident!

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He doesn't have one! He is Mr Pointless!

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Nah no-one here with any credibility would take you! Particularly with the lifestyle you lead. Which reminds me, now I have your IP address and personal details, I'll be chatting to one of my ex work mates later, who also happens to work for CID. Maybe I'll slip him your info and they can catch you ...

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South African company? Not heard of them myself! Again, any placement company shouldn't ask for any money from potentials. It's in their interest to find you work.

Look at some of the recruitment companies that are here in the UAE. Clarendon & Parker are pretty good.

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